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Describe the waiter's mood

One of the top ten lies: the waiter said your food will be ready soon. Here I bring you a description of the waiter's mood. I hope you will like it!

Talk about the waiter's mood

1, dad had an operation in June 16, and wanted to go to work well. My mother's salary is added to mine, although I'm just a waiter. Dad, I love you.

2, the loneliness of eating alone: eating a bowl of Chili oil splashed in my eyes, afraid to go to the bathroom for fear that the waiter would put my face.

3, the waiter is not easy! Alas! So sad! Once a waiter, send flowers! ! !

4. When I went to a restaurant for dinner, the waiter asked me? Miss, alone? I turned and left.

5. Customer:? Why doesn't the wine you sell smell of alcohol? The waiter took a smell and said, Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mix your wine. ?

6, one of the top ten lies: the waiter said that your food will be ready soon!

7. Remember to say shyly to the waiter at KFC soon after? Well, I'd like an EXO set meal. ..

8、? Waiter check out? Hello, sir. Will you pay by credit card or cash? Is it okay to wash the dishes?

9, two people ran to eat steak! The waiter said! Close at eleven o'clock and look at your watch! It's ten fifty-six! No steak! Lightning left?

10, accompanied my mother to buy cosmetics, and I thought of the waiter when I saw his name.

Classic quotations about face

1, you want me to change, why should I change? Won't I be ashamed-

2, someone, I have no face, please save it.

If you don't give me face, believe it or not, I will kill you now. Youyou is so cute, and there is a subtitle group.

I knew I was trying to save face, and my apology turned into irony. If one day you start to hate me, don't hesitate to slap me and walk away.

I've been meaning to tell you, okay? I've always loved you? But my face won't let me talk.

6. [benefactor, if you bully being original, you will disgrace Jesus]

7. Singles Day gives you a face. You are a festival. If I lose face, isn't it Monday? .

8. Actually, I wanted to give you some face, but you said you were shameless.

9. My girlfriend and I are very happy to go to the supermarket. Girlfriend walks up to the elevator and shouts? Hang, hang, hang, hang, watch it safe and sound, and instantly lose face.

10, I can't put my face down and admit my mistake. I deserve to be sad.

Say patriotic.

1, Lantern Festival collides with Valentine's Day, China traditional festival collides with foreign festival, children's shoes, we should be patriotic and live our traditional festivals well.

Do you want to grow your face into a low hill to show your patriotism?

3. "I am patriotic. I don't celebrate Halloween, so it doesn't matter if I don't add sugar? Stop comforting yourself like this, okay?

My foreign language is not good only because I am patriotic.

Those Korean stars say it's patriotism. I want to ask you why you don't even watch your own Spring Festival Gala. Is this patriotism? I really can't see it.

I love my country, but I hate the existing ruling party in China. I love my motherland.

7. Guizhou Satellite TV stopped broadcasting advertisements of Japanese companies, travel agencies stopped traveling to Japan, and all parts of the country boycotted Japanese goods. What reason are we unpatriotic?

7 days off on National Day is not enough to show our patriotism.

9. Patriotism has always been the fashion.