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The funniest kind of circle of friends. Tell me about them.
1. If others pretend to be pure, I have to pretend to be forced, otherwise it will not rob others of their jobs.
2. I knew this is a world of looking at faces, and I used the money from school to have plastic surgery.
Why hasn't the only thrill come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF Express and deliver it the same day.
Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.
I may not be able to carry a hundred pounds of stones, but if it's a hundred pounds of coins, I promise to pick it up and run.
If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.
7. If you don't like me, you can pretend to be blind or commit suicide.
8. I hope to win a person's heart, so as to avoid blind date again!
9. In the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. I could only love one person in my life. Now the internet speed is very fast, and everyone has wifi, three times an hour on average.
10. In fact, you can do many things in the morning, such as; Get some sleep.
1 1. Why did you remind me? Money is not everything? ? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.
12. I should let you know that I like you.
13. If you want a sweet love, if you really don't have it, it's ok to be spoiled.
14. It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.
15. It is necessary to change the notebook. It takes 5 minutes to boot, and the battery can only last 3 minutes. 16. It is not necessarily an angel who has wings, but Lei Zhenzi.
17. God is fair. While he gives happiness to others, he also makes you blind for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.
18. Hold your hand until the end. If you don't come with me, you will be dragged away by dizziness.
19. Pinduoduo bought an iPhone 1 1, and he gave me an iPhone5 and an iPhone6.
20. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming, while others are reviewing themselves.
2 1. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
22. You never said you loved me, so I searched the chat records? Love? They are all members of iQiyi. Let me borrow them.
23. You two seem to be a good match, and Yue Lao's garbage sorting is in place.
24. You must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in this life.
25. I have always envied my deskmate having the best deskmate in the world.
26. The best friend is always a wallet. When we are thin, we feel extremely distressed.
27. I don't know what circles you are in. I have dark circles under my eyes.
28.? What if your rival falls into the water? I'll swim around in front of her? . 29. Hello, everyone. I am our little-known beauty. How small is it? Only I know.
30. No one can beat me unless I fall down first!
3 1. It was cold and the quilt caught a cold. I always feel that I need to stay in bed.
32. Without a ticket, what can I do to keep my beloved girl?
33. Do you know what attracts you most? It is the most shameless to pretend to be a good person when it is very bad.
34. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.
35. If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me!
Funny friends circle talks about pictures, I hope everyone likes them!
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