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Talking about the mood of tomorrow's holiday

1. I don't have dozens of papers in my hand these days, so I'm embarrassed to tell others that school is on holiday.

2. The so-called holiday means that the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

3. Waking up during the holiday does not mean getting up; Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.

4. China's holiday principle is to pay back what you owe!

5. I will stick to surfing the internet when I have a fever during the holiday. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer.

6. The shortest distance in the world, from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.

7. "What did you bring to school"? "A heart ready for a holiday"

8. Everyone is studying how to get the most handsome entrance at the beginning of school. I have been studying when to have a holiday.

9. Why did the May 4th Movement break out? Because the May Day holiday is only three days.

10. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

1 1. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now this group has a different holiday time.

12. Holidays depend on ancestors, and classes are suspended due to typhoon.

13. I despise those who go out to play as soon as they have a holiday. I just want to give them four words: please take me with you.

14. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it is homework over and over again.

15. Lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I slapped myself at the thought that I hadn't touched my book after a long vacation and was still distracted by playing with my mobile phone.

16. My concept of holidays is that my charger is never idle.

17. When I was studying, I felt that I didn't learn very well. After the holiday, I found that I was not very good at playing.

18. "Did you have a good holiday?" "Only fast, no joy."