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A vague conversation

1, emotional people are eager for a sense of existence and deliberately say irony to get your attention. You know, I can't say anything that is awkward or against my will.

The warmest thing in the world is that someone can stand by and watch you for no reason.

The love I want is simple. Listen to me when I'm talking. When I need you, you will be by my side. You were there when I turned around, that's enough.

4, like a person, starting from the face value, trapped in talent, loyal to character.

My feeling about you is probably that even if we don't talk or chat for a long time, or one day we lose any contact directly, I still think you are a very, very important person to me.

6. I always go to bed late on special days. Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, to be honest, I miss you.

7. Now that we know each other, we should get along well. Even if it's over, we should be grateful for having it. Meeting with an elegant heart, getting along with an inclusive heart, and saying goodbye with a grateful heart, in any case, is a wonderful life experience.

Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

9. There is always someone living in your heart. No matter how many tears you shed for him, you will still like him. All the sadness and grievances will disappear in a look or a hug after meeting.

10, maintaining a relationship is not a confession, but taking into account the feelings of the other party and having reservations.

The embarrassing explosion is really unbearable.

1, a buddy was stabbed in the foot by a nail while shopping, pulled it out and threw it across the road. Result. . . I was stabbed by that nail again when I came back.

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2. One day in the shopping mall, I saw a man holding a woman's hands and feet, swearing and surrounded by people.

I hate love rat who bullied women the most in my life! Kick the love rat to the ground and say, what the hell is it that you hit a woman? Fight me if you dare!

At this moment, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted: This female thief's partner is coming. . .

I don't remember the next thing. . .

3. The girl offered her seat to a young woman with a child, and the young woman said to the child, thank you aunt quickly.

The girl said, call me sister. I'm only 28.

The young woman said shyly, I am 26.

Girl. . .

I brought a box of TT.

Boss: What price do you want?

Just so-so, it's all one-off anyway!

Boss: This is a coffin for the baby. Do you like the cheaper one? ! !

I am tired of shopping. I sat by the roadside and played with my mobile phone for a while. I came to find an old lady in her seventies and eighties, saying that the mobile phone that my son just bought was not working. I want to call my family to pick her up.

I thought it was easy, so I took grandma's cell phone. At that time, I smiled: hahaha, grandma, are you mistaken? This is a remote control.

At this time, the grandmother looked at me and said, where is my mobile phone?

Oh, my God, Macau's Lisboa Casino has upgraded its porcelain touch! ! !

Really want to give up a feeling.

I really want to give up a relationship-1. I really want to go back to my childhood and be happy, so that I can laugh without fear; If you are sad, you can cry at the top of your lungs.

2. Although I knew there was no future, I stubbornly chose to accompany me.

3. Once love, once pain, once confusion, who made me forget your appearance, but now it is eternal harm.

You woke me up suddenly, and the time when we met can be counted in years. You found your love, and I'm still wandering around.

Those promises and waiting have now turned into thinking too much. You said we should take good care of our love, but now you have hurt me.

6. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

7. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

8. Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel, choose to hurt others; Good people choose to hurt themselves. I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness just because I can't let you go. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to. What did you say?/Sorry?

I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me.

10. A beautiful life is created by ourselves, so to make beauty the lead singer of life, fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards.

1 1. Time and time again, the leaves turn yellow, time and time again, indifference makes people indifferent. No one is stupid, always perfunctory, and will gradually drift away; No one is stupid, no one is taken seriously, and everyone is getting weaker and weaker. Once you have accumulated enough disappointment, you can leave.

12. What's the matter? You are not the only one in the world who loves you deeply. You don't look for me because you don't want to look for me, and I don't look for you. Just bite your teeth and save some self-esteem. You are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and I am your dispensable person. Unfortunately, like multiplication, as long as one side is zero, the result is zero.

13. How many people pretend to be crazy and laugh in order not to let others see their worries? Just because you give too much laughter, no one cares about your sadness and seriousness.

14. If the flowers bloom, I like them; If the flower falls, give it up. I was full of joy on the road with you because of the scenery, not because of you.

15. In life, there are always some things that we can only appreciate, but we can't get close to them. Finally, we chose to walk away.

16. Only after suffering, do you know how to protect yourself; I didn't know what it was like to be heartbroken until I cried. I didn't know how to persist and give up in time until I was stupid. I didn't know I was actually very fragile until I loved him. In fact, life doesn't need this meaningless persistence. You really can't give up without anything.

17. At this time, wine is medicine. The feeling of victory, you don't know. Just don't give up waiting until it is finally finished. That's the feeling of victory. I only know that what I can do now is to wait and not give up.

18. I always thought that I could smile calmly in the face of anything, but in the end, when you turned around and decided to leave, I burst into tears. This is, the happiness of the past laughs at the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving.

19. If you pay too much attention to a man, he will feel stressed. Don't always stay by the phone, go out and enjoy life. If he really calls you, don't leave your best friend and value sex more than friends; Because you have a life. Don't lose your mind every time a new person appears. Good men will not be grateful for this, and bad men will use you until you give up too much.

20. Learn to be independent. When your heart is strong enough, you can bear the happiness of others.

I really want to give up a relationship. If I am the only one in the world, I won't cry even if I am sad.

You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.

23. If, if, if, I will chase you again. But is there a if in the world? Don't! Although I want to do it again, it's impossible.

24. I'm not well. You never thought I was better. All my self-reliance advantages collapse in front of you. If you try to push me away, I'll run away with my luggage.

All my friends left me and looked at me with sad eyes.

26. Sometimes, a strong heart will often be defeated by a simple comfort, and then burst into tears.

27. No one knows that Phyl is really unhappy. If you can't give me happiness, please go away.

28. I suddenly feel that Pleasant Goat is very similar to Journey to the West. The collection was caught, and then I definitely stopped eating it.

29. Happiness cannot escape the strangulation of time. If you want to reach for something, you are struggling feebly, hating and helpless. Waiting for disappointment again and again will result in deepening your hatred again and again!

30. I wish everyone happiness without affectation. May you enjoy your life and be sincere and kind. I wish you a smooth life and happiness for the rest of your life.

3 1.20 15 The first tear, the first smile, the first touch, the first success, the first time to leave home, the first disappointment, the first love, the first time to miss you, baby, I miss you, so break up and bless me.

32. A period of prosperity, a wish, a period of life, and a goodbye are just a touch of life, a missed stay, a person's recollection, and a person's goodbye. It's just an accident, just a fickle feeling, just a depth.

33. How can time change things beyond recognition and leave no trace?

34. If you lose a long-distance relationship, don't be sad, don't be sad, understand that what you lose is love, not true love. True love is hard-won and lingering.

35. You said you were tired after breaking up. Actually, I had a bad time, but I don't have the passion to love you anymore.

The whole world can see that my smile is too far-fetched, but you can't see it.

37. Memories are flooding in, which makes me miss you and break myself.

38. The soul needs forgiveness, but it does not mean that it can be unprincipled; The mind needs tolerance, but it doesn't mean that it can give up at will.

39. I am a broken kite flying high, and my youth is doomed to be short and sad. I don't need anyone to understand and accompany me. The wind has passed without a trace, and I have no intention. I am doomed to regret losing your life.

40. Everyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

You are so successful.

1. As a typical loser, you are really successful. 2, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person is in the marriage registry.

3, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

4, the early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beihou University will live forever.

7. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.

8. With a fiery heart, you can change a result. Money can change this result at will.

9, a temporary impulse, the crisis of future generations!

10, now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.

1 1. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

12, I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup.

13, the heart is a little small, but it is not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!

14, I thought I was decadent, so I scrapped it!

15, my future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

16, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.

17, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

18, iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

19, if you can't catch me, either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

20. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

2 1, life can't be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready before cooking.

22. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

23, please read:: lying plum smells flowers, lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

24. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.

25. If you like cheating so much, why don't you go to the ballet?

26. When the road is rough, shout and move on.

27. Pay more attention to Three Gorges Online, and you can share more classic inventory.

28. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

29. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

30. I'm not afraid that my enemies are like tigers, but my teammates are like pigs!

3 1. Close your eyes, I see my future.

32. I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?