Funny, short sentences, hilarious

Funny talk about short sentences, hilarious:

1, life is like this, there are laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, while others are mainly responsible for tears.

I found that my persistence has never wavered in recent years. Besides eating and sleeping, I should only lose my hair.

It is said that men have gold under their knees, so I quickly scraped off the skin and didn't even find a piece of iron.

I once naively thought that money is everything, but later I found out that money is not everything, but everything.

5. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.

6. I don't know if I am blessed. It is said that some people have gained weight, but they pretend not to know.

7, playing online games with a man, playing well, the voice is very sunny. Today, he asked me to meet him, so I took my best friend to the appointed fast food restaurant. As a result, a chubby fifth grader cheated me with a children's set meal.

8. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.