It's very cold. Talk about one-liners in the circle of friends.

The weather is getting colder. Let's talk about the wisecracks in the circle of friends (1) 1. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

2.？ It's cold, take care of yourself and put on warm clothes.

3.？ It's cold and the temperature has dropped. I hope you will wear more clothes, eat three meals a day, strengthen nutrition, keep a happy mood and take care of yourself.

4.？ Cold is just a word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead.

5.？ Be caring and attentive for three thousand days, it is better to get dressed when it is cold.

6.？ It was cold, so I drank boiled water to keep fit and stayed with me for four years.

7.？ I really like you, but it's cold today. Remember to add clothes!

8.？ I hope you will come before winter.

9.？ Who says it's winter? Here you are, flowers are blooming and birds are singing cicadas.

10.？ Winter may be used to freeze the troubles of summer and autumn.

1 1.？ The cool autumn wind drifted by, and the children felt a little cold.

12.？ I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.

13.？ It is said that quilts are a branch of paradise on earth.

14.？ It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

15.？ It's cold, and finally it's time to wear a sweater to cool off.

16.？ It's cold, put on more clothes. Autumn is dry, drink less drinks and drink more water. Go to bed early, your metabolism is good.

17.？ If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long trousers.

18.？ Others laugh at my thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

19.？ I really hope that the day of eating baked sweet potatoes in the snow in thick cotton-padded clothes will come soon.

20.？ It's time to breathe into the glass and write the name of the person you like.

The weather is getting colder. Talk about the wisecracks in the circle of friends (2) 2 1. Even if the leaves of life fall, life is beautiful, because the leaves have returned to heaven and earth.

22.？ Enjoy flowers in spring, snow in winter, wake up and miss you, and dream of missing you.

23.？ It's cold, and I want to eat hot pot with someone I like.

24.？ The weather is getting colder. My princesses remember to cover themselves at night. Not my princess, forget it. It's freezing.

25.？ When the weather is cold, the heart is colder, people are tired, and the heart is more tired.

26.？ I didn't reply to your message. It's not that I'm cold, it's that my hands are cold.

27.？ It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

28.？ The person who once warmed your hands is still here when the weather gets cold this year.

29.？ It's warm in winter. It's nice to be here every day. Human fireworks, who can not love.

30.？ I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

3 1.？ It's cold, only a coat, no hugs.

32.？ The weather turns cold, the north wind cools down, the temperature drops sharply, and the change is even crazier. Don't hide your clothes, or you will be miserable, and you should hurry to keep warm, or you will be miserable. When the cold air comes, you should rely on yourself and pay more attention to your health.

33.？ I like cool weather and warm beds.

34.？ The gap between everything will probably get bigger and bigger.

35.？ Winter is the most rogue, and he always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

36.？ There is a beautiful memory from the heart, a kind of happiness from the concern of friends, a kind of happiness from a sincere call, and a kind of warmth from the blessing of short messages: winter is coming, and it is cold, so pay attention to cold and warmth!

37.？ It is too cold to eat high-calorie food. Get up early today and eat 500 calories.

38.？ It's cold, and my hair is less. It's especially cold on my head.

39.？ It's cold, it's ten degrees outside, and it's 37 degrees in my arms. Are you sure you don't want to consider it?

40.？ Although the weather has turned cold, the happiness of going to bed has improved.

The weather is getting colder. Let's talk about the wisecracks in the circle of friends (3) 4 1. Winter is coming, and it is a cold air. Warm message to remind you that the climate has changed, pay attention to your health. The weather is cold, remember to add clothes; Close friends, remember to contact; Care about SMS, wholeheartedly, I wish you good health!

42.？ The heavy snow comes with the cold winter, and the streets are as bright and brilliant as silver. Long icicles hung in front of the eaves like crystal daggers, and the breath of pedestrians turned into white smoke.

43.？ Good morning! It's cold, be sure to add clothes to keep warm! At the moment of epidemic, do a good job of protection! Only when the body comes first can we be more energetic and do everything well at the moment.

44.？ It's so cold in winter that I will freeze, but I will melt as soon as you hug me.

45.？ I can warm you with a hug in winter.

46.？ It's winter. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

47.？ Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

48.？ The cold weather is to tell everyone how important the warmth of people around you is.

49.？ I like the contact temperature between people at this time.

50.？ Winter is suitable for staying at home, not for work.

5 1.？ It's cold, so put on more clothes and take care of yourself. Don't catch a cold. I am distressed!

52.？ It's cold, who wants to sew a pair of autumn trousers together? I only wear it in cold weather, and you can wear it at other times.

53.？ I like this winter so much that I want to treat it to hot pot, milk tea, movies and fireworks. If you are free, can you come along?

54.？ It's getting very cold now.

55.？ The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.

56.？ I want to see you, because autumn is the season of hugs.

57.？ It's cold, so is my heart. The only warmth is sad tears.

58.？ Falling leaves come back to the roots, just like I left you, but I still look at you from a distance, your joys and sorrows.

59.？ Autumn is getting stronger, only to know that the warmth of winter has drifted in. Winter has come, and everything may be forgotten at this moment, but I will not forget to send you warm care: it's cold, take good care of yourself and have a happy winter!

60.？ Sweet coffee can help you drive away a little coolness; Bring a soft scarf to help you keep out the cold. Send a blessing message to keep your world warm forever! It's cold, so pay attention to your health.

Suitable for friends with colds.

1, the temperature has dropped, the north wind is blowing, the sun is frozen again, it is cold and frosty, the clothes are going to be thickened again, the days are shortened, the nights are lengthened, and the work and rest are chaotic. Strengthen your health and prevent colds, otherwise the cooling will be over. Remember to put on more clothes when it's cold, so it's warm and sweet.

2, the feelings are true and sincere, and everything is in silence; It's cold and people are anxious. Take care of yourself and relax. High is also success, low is also success or failure; No matter whether it goes well or not, the troubles will disappear, and laughing at life will not bother you. I hope I can be happy!

3. Be a man and be happy every day. Go out by car less, watch my sister be bored, play dumb, go home and hug my wife, fill my intestines when I am hungry, count the tickets when my fingers itch, and cover a quilt when I am cold!

4, the leaves are yellow, thinking about your beauty, my heart is already drunk; Leaves are floating, flying with my thoughts, I hope you receive them early; When the temperature drops and the weather turns cold, don't forget to add clothes to keep out the cold; It's cold, I wish you a good mood every day, happiness surrounds you, happiness is always there, and health lasts forever!

Autumn passed, and I came to the open water in the cold wind. The sky is far away and the water marks are thin. I tightened my clothes and towels, and I couldn't help thinking of my relatives and friends far away. I wish you all the best in my heart! Alas, it's cold, please keep warm!

No matter how cold it is, I can't help caring about you. No matter how cold it is, I can't help reminding you warmly. No matter how strong the wind is, it won't disturb my wishes to you. It's cold, pay attention to adding clothes, everything comes first, I wish you warmth every day!

7, send you a dime, don't underestimate it; Can't buy roses and coffee, clothes and quilts; But it contains warmth, which is my sincere blessing. It's cold, take care of yourself.

8. Pick up the cauldron of fate, inject the water of friendship, add sincerity and care, boil with thoughts, stew slowly with blessings, cook a pot of cold-dispelling soup for you, drink it away from colds and typhoid fever, and then send a caring little cotton-padded jacket to make you healthy!

9. Let the cool breeze blow away your melancholy, let the rain wash away your troubles, let the sunshine bring you warmth, let the moon bring you warmth, and let my care and concern bring you a good mood. It's cold, pay attention to your health!

10, a short message expresses my heart, which is lighter than a goose feather. Long time no see, I often miss you. The phone is the first good news. The autumn wind flies in Liu Yin, and the river reflects the sunset. Don't catch cold when it's cold. Often send text messages to express comfort.

1 1, a greeting, a short message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with your little hand; Please remember that it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that it must be me thinking of you!

12, colorful flowers are flowers of all seasons, beautiful songs are lyrical, mellow wine is old wine, and spring-like warmth is my concern. It's cold. Wear warm clothes, have more rest, drink hot soup, exercise frequently, and smile from morning till night.

13, happiness in my heart, dribs and drabs, holiday greetings, word for word, cold surprise, extra points, cold prevention measures, constant whimsy, sincere reminder, early delivery, warm techniques, early filming, healthy body, constant happiness, warm mood, not afraid of the cold.

14, I represent the vast number of plants, animals and microorganisms, whether land or sea; Can you fly? Whether it is enough or not, give my cordial greetings: it is cold and cold.

15, Farewell to Cold Secret: Find a place where no one is there, and tell a beautiful woman I don't know that I have a strange disease and need to find someone to lean against to relieve it, and then keep rubbing it on her, and it will be warm after a while. Absolutely effective. If I get hit, I won't be reimbursed.

16, cold weather. Considering the lack of warmth of bachelors, all walks of life have donated money and materials. Every bachelor will get a pair of gloves, a scarf and a quilt for the leftover men and women. Take it quickly, before it gets cold.

17, defoliation, temperature drop. You are busy with work all day, pay attention to your health, don't forget to add clothes in cold weather, never forget to greet your friends, and sincerely wish you happiness and health!

18, sometimes busy, sometimes forgotten, sometimes tired, sometimes lazy, but I will still remember to miss you, miss you as a friend, and don't forget to add more clothes in cold weather. Cold air is ruthless, and good friends are interested!

19, it's freezing in winter, so friends should remember to protect their health; Always keep warm, don't forget that food nourishes and increases nutrition; Need enough sleep and stay optimistic and comfortable; Smile often hangs on your face, I wish you a good spirit in winter!

20, don't catch cold in cold weather, wear more constant temperature, eat more energy and exercise more; Don't catch a cold. If you catch a cold, don't have a fever. If it is serious, you must call a doctor. May you be cold but not cold, and cooling down will also bring happiness.

2 1, blessing is velvet dress, warm; Missing is an intimate cotton-padded jacket, warm; A friend is a big stove, hot; The weather turns cold, friends warm you with thoughts, warm you with blessings, and wish you Dongan!

I have seen your sincere and warm smiling face all winter. I copy and paste it in my heart, download my thoughts about you and keep them forever. I turned on my mobile phone and sent my simplest blessing: it's cold, take care of yourself!

23. Only those who know how to relax can find relaxation; Those who know and forget can be free; Only those who know how to care can find friends; It's cold if it's cold. May your heart be warm and remember to put on more clothes.

24, colorful leaves, I carefully woven colorful garlands, bringing you spring-like joy; The temperature turns cold, I want you to make a warm blanket to bring warmth to your winter. Now I want to send you a blessing message to remind you to put on your clothes and take care of yourself in cold weather!

25, seasonal cooling, remind you to pay attention to keep warm: clothes should be double-decked, hats should be hairy, boots should be bulletproof, belts should be tied with gold hoops, gloves should be worn, and even masks should be kept warm. I wish you warm equipment in place, unified health and invincible.

26. Another cool autumn wind, another yellow leaf, an autumn rain and a cold, and the night is longer than the night. It's hard to run around all day Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself and eat more. I just hope my friends are healthier.

27, hungry, want to eat; Thirst, drink water; Tired, have a rest; Fidgety and calm; It's hot and needs blowing; It's cold, you need to put on more clothes. Send SMS to remind: winter is coming, it's cold, so put on more clothes to prevent colds!

28. Missing is not a job, but it is unforgettable; Greeting is not an obligation, but it never stops; Caring is not a responsibility, but it never decreases; My friend, winter is coming. Please keep warm and don't catch a cold. I wish you peace!

29. Colorful flowers are flowers of all seasons, beautiful songs are lyrical, mellow wine is old wine, and warmth is my concern. It's cold. Wear warm clothes, have more rest, drink hot soup, exercise frequently, and smile from morning till night.

30. Another cool autumn wind, another yellow leaf, another autumn rain and a cold, and the night is longer than the night. It's hard to run around all day Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself and eat more. I just hope my friends are healthier.

3 1, stop busy steps, relax tired bones and muscles, breathe fresh air, turn around in a happy circle, warm and cold weather, and send you a care: put on more clothes when you go out in cold weather.

32. Send you a thoughtful scarf to prevent the invasion of cold, and a pair of warm gloves to cover the care in winter. Send a big hug again, and let your heart be happy and warm forever! It's cold, pay attention to your health!

33. Friendship will not be forgotten because of busyness, will not be alienated because of remoteness, will not be cooled because of cold weather, will not be hidden because of ice and snow, and will not be concerned because of lack of contact. Friend, don't forget to put on more clothes in cold weather. Wish you all the best!

34. My thoughts about you can't be expressed in words, nor can I express my heart. If I don't put on a warm coat for you when it's cold, let me turn into a cool breeze in this hot summer and blow away the coolness and comfort for you!

35, the weather has cooled down, and the reminder has been sent; May you: unload your cold with happiness, get rid of the chill smoothly, and resist freezing with health; Finally, I wish you all the best, good mood and good health!

36. Cooling care has been sent again. Add more clothes to prevent colds. The weather is too steep to eat. It is best to do more exercise, warm up and smile, go to bed early and get up early, and don't be late. I wish you health and happiness as a kitten.

I have seen your sincere and warm smiling face all winter. I copy and paste it in my heart, download my thoughts about you and keep them forever. I turned on my mobile phone and sent my simplest blessing: it's cold, take care of yourself!

38. The cold current blows the footsteps of the years, the road is still in a hurry, life is indispensable for warm wishes, and the future wealth is accumulated through struggle. My friend, it's cold, so keep warm, work hard and be happy.

39. Black rain is blowing in the west window, and the cold is still coming. The sunshine in winter is melancholy, not to mention the cold rain in winter. The rain in Mao Mao falls on my heart, and I wish to send a short message. I am not melancholy in rainy days, and I am cold and healthy!

40. The Tang Priest made clothes for Wukong, which was a feeling of mentoring; Wu Dalang makes clothes for Song Wu, which is brotherly love; Liu Lanzhi makes clothes for Jiao Zhongqing, which is a lovely thing. At the moment, I will make clothes for you by SMS. This is friendship! Hope to keep warm and cold!

Classic wisecracks _ network wisecracks _ wisecracks

1 If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you ~ ~

3 Life is like a drama, and drama is like life, suddenly looking back; Being alive is a kind of pressure.

If a tree is not peeled, it will die. Women are shameless and invincible in the world.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

6 in a long life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

If I take off my clothes, I am an animal. I'm the devil wears Prada if I don't take off my clothes.

I never write typos, but I write interchangeable words.

It is not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose. I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

No matter how great the truth is, it will become a cliche if you talk too much.

10 Now I know why pants should be designed with pockets. That's because no one took my hand and walked away.

1 1 Those who work in public institutions are called iron rice bowls, and those who work in private enterprises are called disposable tableware.

12 distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

13 So who wants to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?

14 There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people. Deceive the corpse occasionally and change the epitaph from time to time.

15 You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, and I am thin because you are sick.

I laugh because you are strong, and I have money because I sold you.

Pig!

16 Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today!

Breaking up with 17 means not loving. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make each other feel better, but to make themselves feel better!

18 After watching Lust, Caution, a monk said it was boring, and others asked. What is boring, the monk said; Religion is boring!

19 miss, I'm sorry, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

There are dark clouds in the wind. There is a petrel between the dark clouds and the sea. Let's meet here and have a romantic love ~

2 1 at first, I didn't give it to women, but later the women were in a hurry!

Married men and women are overjoyed.

Money is a black hole, and affection, friendship, affection and loyalty will disappear without a trace.

The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and women speak a little.

27 said that people in their previous lives were deceiving themselves; It is said that people in the next life are lying to others.

What is birth, illness and death? Live well, get old slowly, get sick late and die quickly.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

Without the wind, the clouds will not move;

Fish can't swim without water;

If there is no sun, the moon will have no light;

Without you,

Stupid people do not exist.

3 1 Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

Suddenly thought of a question, is the walnut caught in the door still healthy?

Give me a girl and I can create a country.

You look sterile!

Summer is coming, girls can wear skirts, but not over their knees!

The latest definition of tourism is from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt.

When I become a swan, you are still an egg!

Women see what they like, but they don't see the danger.

If you burn incense for one year, you can meet you, incense for three years can know you, and incense for ten years can cherish you.

Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

4 1 Don't perfunctory me, you can't afford to perfunctory me.

The iron fences in the university campus are all sharp, and the warning signs on them are as follows:

When a boy accidentally flips over, he becomes a girl.

When a girl accidentally turns it over, she becomes a woman.

The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

Men are reliable, and sows can climb trees.

You know my length, and I know your depth.

As long as it's not dirty, we are the mainstream!

Don't fool me with the' 83 xo, have a bottle of this year's XO.

The so-called unsuitable for children, in fact, is that adults have done something to keep themselves in danger of making mistakes.

You can lead the industry with foresight, catch up after you know it, or be eliminated unconsciously.

50 holding a lover's hand is equivalent to returning to 1899;

Holding the hand of a female classmate, I regret not doing it that year;

Holding my aunt's hand, I found that I had held the wrong hand before.

5 1 Beauty is not discounted. Sister is called beauty, sister is called discount!

I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first. ...

Four weaknesses: boss kidney, three speeches, miss tears, statistics table.

I took the floppy disk to the refrigerator and froze it for a day, then it became a hard disk! In this way, I have another hard disk.

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down.

56 There is only a mistress who doesn't work hard, and there is no inseparable home.

Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, one is the first day and the other is the fifteenth.

If you don't study for a day, no one will see it. If you don't study for a week, you will start to explode. If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, nothing ~ ~

Wallet, what happened to your wallet? Answer my wallet. Why have you lost weight again? Wake up.

6 1 Men are poor. They work hard to make money and inevitably have to pay. It's dangerous to have a lover.

I don't miss my wife, but she always thinks of me.

63 how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

64 men are lewd and can't stand the temptation; Women are easy to say, so they can't stand loneliness.

True leadership lies not in how many gentlemen you command, but in how many villains you control.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

Tell me, do you want to die or not?

I often eat garlic, onions and radishes to cultivate my aura. Now, my body is full of aura.

Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine!

7 1 If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

wisecrack

1, pieces, no paste head. If you can't cross the river, don't complain that your crotch is full of water.

3, people die than people, and goods are thrown than goods.

4, Wowotou stepped on a foot, no good cake!

I have never been a soldier or a bandit!

6, the weasel lays down the mouse, a nest is not as good as a nest.

7. When a crow falls on a pig, no one should say who is black.

8, itchy skin is not terrible, terrible is itchy heart!

9. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

10, the meat on the belly will only be thick, not thin.

1 1, garbage export, export garbage.

12, the weight is like a chicken's ass, and it is growing every year!

13, I would rather hit the wall than face the wall at home.

14, you boy, you are really crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.

15, once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but it was difficult to get together and disperse.

16, learning the sea is endless, and there are shortcuts in Shushan.

17, I looked at you yesterday, and my eyes still hurt.

18, 30 cents to buy two rotten eggplant, expensive and cheap is not a commodity.

19, as a typical failure, you are too successful!

20, radish eggplant a basket of vegetables, whose children do not love.

2 1, I can't get it, and it didn't take much effort to get it!

22. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

23. Sleeping is the best tool to test a teacher's teaching level.

24. There are no constant promises, only endless lies.

25. Baidu can't find the 30-degree smile on your mouth.

26, don't pull so far, who is sure that you can live to that day.

27. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

28. I have never been cheated, because no one has ever cheated me.

Whether cycling is fashionable or not depends on whether you are really poor.

30. When sows can climb trees and pigs think so.

3 1. My ideal is to be a bather of human soul.

32. Who says tofu can't kill people? Try changing frozen tofu next time.

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

34. People like you can only live two episodes in one drama!

If you go first, don't blame me for betraying you.

God will certainly forgive me, because that's his profession.

37. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

38, the world is so wonderful, but I am so impatient, not good!

39. Pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

40. To tell the truth, people are all black and blue. Those liars were covered up before the resumption.

4 1, seriously anti-Italy, Phoenix Satellite TV interrupted TV series when playing advertisements!

42. Unfortunately, it was lost when it was time to lose, and it was not lost when it was time to lose.

43. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

44. Happiness is a comparative level. You can only feel something at the bottom.

45. Only by looking at others severely can we see their shamelessness.

46. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

47. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!

48. God said: Don't forget to take an umbrella when you go out. I will water the flowers later.

49. After this village, there is no such shop. After eating this steamed stuffed bun, there is no such stuffing.

50, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

5 1, some idol dramas are too pure and really have no acting skills.

52. No matter how bad the mud is, as long as it turns to the wall, something can always stick.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

54. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

55. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

56. The highest state of shameless people is that they are completely unaware of their shameless.

57. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

58. Asshole is the continuation of dreams and the embodiment of ideals. Come on for Asshole!

59. Say it out loud if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!

60. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather! .

6 1, the recent work is not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar intervertebral disc is a little prominent.

62. Marriage is the grave of love. I love more. I want to sleep in the grave.

63. Not many people wash their hearts, but there are feet all over the street. Virtue is rare, and beauty is everywhere.

64. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

65. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop.

67. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

68. Football in China is April Fool's Day every day. It is fake to spend tens of dollars to watch a game.

69. The world is a giant doll machine. I just want to see you through the window.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

7 1, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

72. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?

73. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing without ups and downs, unless you die.

74. I know all banquets must come to an end, but at least I want to eat well at the banquet!

75. A knowledgeable person is exquisite in all directions, a knowledgeable person is wise to protect himself, and a knowledgeable person is bleak all his life.

76. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.

77. Life is short because it is forgotten when you are alive and suddenly realized when you are dead.

78. My name is him in my girlfriend's mobile phone. After breaking up, I became it.

79. When they are in love, they promise to get married again in their next life. After marriage, they often suspect that destiny takes a hand's love was made in a previous life.

80. Praise cows, because I care about milk. Praise the sheep because of the aftertaste of mutton.

8 1, the only criterion for me to test whether a person is sexy is whether he eats much or not, and whether he eats well or not.

82. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

83, the book has its own Yan Ruyu, I want to have sex with many women or keep proper relationship and study!

84. I want to find a man like King Kong to stand in the tallest building in America and give me a plane.

85. Actually, I can't tell jokes, but someone always asks me to tell one, and you laugh before I tell it.

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?