Love Apartment 3 Xiaoxian’s Quotes

1. Xiaoxian: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday and the day after tomorrow. Sekiya: I testify, she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.

2. Xiaoxian: Oh, I understand. You put Bibi Shuang in the coffin because you want to save face.

3. Xiaoxian: The bar doesn’t sell alcohol, it sells salted fish.

4. Xiaoxian: You two are full again and have nothing to do, right?

5. Xiaoxian: It’s all customized anyway, why use Hu Yifei! Lin Chiling... (so evil)

6. Xiaoxian: If a university teacher teases a disabled person, you will become famous Oh.

7. Xiaoxian: My soul has been violated! Ziqiao: Does it still hurt?

8. Xiaoxian: Lisa, you are making tea, no, Lisa. You drink your teeth.

9. Xiaoxian: There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, and they have many layers of aura.

10. Xiaoxian: As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a strange flower among the many residents of our love apartment. With her unique personality charm, she has held many records in the apartment over the years, including: being the most unreasonable. The most nosy. The loudest.

11. Xiaoxian: You see, he is an irreplaceable, impeccable, and unparalleled good man. He is so happy. It’s decided, who else would you rather support such a technical job?

12. Xiaoxian: We can have dinner at noon today

13. Xiaoxian. : Believe me, drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is super handsome, K is so handsome

14. Xiaoxian: Go to your grandma’s banana peel, this guy is cheating!

15. , Xiaoxian: What do you want to do, are you going to marry Yifei, or marry his mother?

16. Xiaoxian: In the past, advertisements were inserted in TV dramas. As soon as the advertisement came out, the audience all went to the bathroom, but now it’s better , a TV series was inserted into the advertisement, and as soon as the title song came out, the audience all went to the toilet!

17. Xiaoxian: So what healthy hobbies do you girls have? Isn’t it just surfing the Internet, shopping, and surfing the Internet? Go shopping, watch TV, surf the Internet, and go shopping.

18. Xiaoxian: Why should all the good things be yours and all the bills are mine? Xiaoxian: I am not just a casual person! Yifei: You. Being casual is not a human being!

19. Xiaoxian: A perfect man should show his grace and cultivation in everything, and show his understanding and care for you inadvertently. p>

20. Xiaoxian: You two young men and women with strong bodies and mental disabilities are under great pressure.

21. Xiaoxian: Life is a one-way journey, even if you have some regrets. We don’t have the chance to start over again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, we should smile and cherish the future, because there are no ifs in life.

22. Xiaoxian: I thought I was God and could settle myself. It can also save all sentient beings. But in the end, it’s all in vain. I didn’t help you realize your wish. I’m sorry. (I’m not God, I’m lonely.)

23. Xiaoxian: Listeners, a good man is. I, I am - Zeng Xiaoxian.

24. Xiaoxian: Don’t do porcelain work without a diamond, and don’t wear a short skirt without a gold hoop.

25. Xiaoxian. : As the saying goes, whatever I am born with will be useful, and outdoor camping shows off my magical abilities.

26. Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, drinking is enough to make you think about your sexual desires, but eating is full and you have nothing to do.

27. Xiaoxian: Just like Zi Qiao.

28. Xiaoxian: It is true that there is no real singing at the party, no truth in the interview, and no beauty on the radio. These are the three unchanging laws in the media industry!

29. Xiaoxian Hyun: Let’s face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

30. Xiaoxian: (Looking at My Fair Princess, do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei, or is he Zhang Wei?

31. Xiaoxian: People can’t Hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from several nearby trees several times.

32. Xiaoxian: It’s strange, such a high chassis can hit it. Could it be that this cat’s legs are longer than mine!

33. Xiaoxian: Stepped on If a banana peel falls down, you must get up and continue to step on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.

34. Xiaoxian: Hey Guan Gu, there are two pigeons on the top and a dead sheep on the bottom. What does it mean?

35. Xiaoxian: This kind of numbness in the face will make all human beings tense up and tremble.

36. Xiaoxian: Do you know what is the most irritating thing? It’s not playing the piano to a cow, but a group of cows playing coins to you!

37. Xiaoxian: The worst thing It's not the content, it's that they simply don't realize how bad the content...is.

38. Xiaoxian: I have diarrhea and want to eat my stomach.

39. Xiaoxian: As for me, except for the fingerprints on the sofa, there is no evidence of living at all.

40. Xiaoxian: Yifei...Xiaofeifei...Feifeifei...

41. Xiaoxian: What are you talking about? You are not going to tell her a joke at this time. Well, then you really have become a joke.

42. Xiaoxian: She has grown up at the age of six! Hahaha, Tianshan Child Grandma!

43. Xiaoxian: If a brainless person could fly, then this would be an airport. Well.

44. Xiaoxian: With my help, Nuolan got divorced. In order to thank me, she even took special care of me. It was a bit vulgar. Bah, it was too vulgar.

45. Xiaoxian: I have now learned a new game called Bull Bulls Coin.

46. Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person. Yifei: If you act casually, you are not a human being.

47. Xiaoxian: Look, he is the good man, and he is my father.

48. Xiaoxian: If cakes can be formed naturally, why did humans invent the oven?

49. Xiaoxian: "Chen Meijia!" (Hu Zhanan turned back to Xiaoxian) : "Hey, yo... little thing, you look really unique."

50. Xiaoxian: Having a tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house during his lifetime.

51. Xiaoxian: This story tells us, don’t be unwelcome to others, because you may be disliked by others; conversely, don’t be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may not be disliked by others at any time. Because I always believe in this, I am alive today.

52. Xiaoxian: Welcome to listen to Your Moon My Heart

53. Xiaoxian: Ninety years old. Why did the old lady come back to life, why did hundreds of sows scream in the middle of the night, why were girls' dormitories frequently stolen, and why were instant noodles in supermarkets mishandled? Behind all of this, is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality. Stay tuned for tomorrow's episode, Xiao Xian has something to say, a good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian.