Bars tease humorous sentences

1. Friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump from a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow, it's strange not to die!" "

2, the east wind blows, the drums beat, whoever drinks today is afraid of who, and the guests get drunk when they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

3. What should I do if I am thirsty? Go for a walk by the sea; What should I do if I am hungry? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you are thirsty and hungry? Come to the bar and dance.

Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. Therefore, in the next life, I will definitely pull up weeds for you to eat. For the happiness of the next life, this glass of wine is on you.

Occasionally forgetting doesn't mean eternity. When busy, a faint yearning lingers in my heart; On the lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessing; Miss you, buy me a drink!