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Tell your husband that you are completely dead.

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1. The harm you brought me burned my fat and made my youth more brilliant. Missing you has become the sadness and story of my life, creating despair for you.

2. Overeating will make you fat, and long-term degradation will lead to decadence; Take the initiative for a long time will be very tired, care for a long time will collapse; If you wait for a long time, you will retreat. If you are disappointed, you will have no tears.

There is nothing lasting about this book, but I am too obsessed with it. Cling to the so-called promise, but forget to have a mouth and no heart.

I thought you were the harbor of my life, but I didn't expect you to give me all the big waves

What we thought was cool and thin was popular, but it turned out that we took pain too seriously.

6. Flowers bloom on the other side, flowers bloom on the other side, flowers bloom without leaves, leaves grow without flowers, and flowers and leaves cherish each other forever.

7. The best way to avoid disappointment is not to pin your hopes on anyone or anything.

Don't let me know how you are, because it's none of my business.

9. Don't be stubborn. People who often turn around can't walk far.

10. Constant mistakes eventually accumulate into mistakes. The wrong breath depresses us bit by bit, causing us to be besieged on all sides, just like a snail living in a shell. When something touches it, it shrinks back into the shell.

1 1. Whether you are at the end of the world or at the ends of the earth, I will wait in the same place.

12. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

13. Lying in bed is the most common place. One is that I love you, and the other is to sleep for another five minutes.

14. Try your best to do what you promised yourself and try to get where you want to go.

15. How much courage did it take to get close to you? Now I have the determination to turn around and leave.

16. It's easy to think, but it's always so difficult to forget.

17. When you learn to give up, you can bear all the disappointments and lies. I can give up everything. What can you do with me?

18. Youth is gone, but there are still memories.

19. When tears flow down, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.

20. I can't see through the joys and sorrows of life, so I live a miserable life. The greater the hope, the more disappointed.

2 1. Say goodbye to loneliness, and we will certainly gain the depth of the soul!

22. I am afraid of seeing bright yellow and burning my tearful eyes.

23. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit.

24. Marriage is the grave of love. Those who look outside the tomb are free, and those who look outside the tomb are happy, so someone will jump in.

I remember, on a rainy day, you said you would love me very much. Now, it's raining again, taking away all our vows.

26. Read other people's stories and shed your own tears. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning. Some things last a lifetime.

27. But if a woman doesn't want to be strong, independent and powerful, who will lend a helping hand when you are most helpless? Therefore, women can only make themselves strong and heal alone in a corner where no one is there.

28. You can be lonely, but you are not allowed to be lonely; Can be lonely, but not empty; Can be depressed, but not allowed to degenerate; You can be disappointed, but don't give up. Children without umbrellas must run hard. Good Night!

29. There are too many tears in my chest and I don't know how to tell them. In the end, I can only choose silence.

30. Tired, close your eyes and think about our memories; Tired, close your eyes and forget our memories.

3 1. Mom told me: If your husband bullies you, let your grandparents take him away.

There are so many roads in the world, but no matter how I walk, I can't reach the same goal as you.

33. I haven't seen people or feelings. Every book opens a window in front of me and shows me a changing new world.

34. The world is cold because people are unpredictable.

35. Your world is crowded with millions of people, and my world is only you.

36. If you are polite to me, I will smile at you, even a stranger.

37. You cruelly shattered my fantasy, but you feel at ease.

You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

You are mine, you have no choice, you can only belong to me in this life.

40. You said there was something wrong with my brain. I admit it. I have a crush on you because I have a brain problem!

4 1. How many disappointments do you have to accumulate so as not to forget; How many times does it take to turn thick into hate, so as not to turn back frequently?

42. Women's hearts usually don't die on major events, but those small disappointments that are repeated again and again become fatal injuries.

43. Youth is charming, it makes naive admiration, it makes old people jealous! Full youth is better than ripe fruit. No matter how you guess and imagine, it won't let you down.

44. If life is like the first time, it will be unusual to know the truth at that time.

45. There are four things in life: coming is accidental, going is inevitable, doing what you can and letting nature take its course.

46. People are not used to cold, and often keep warm with other enthusiastic members of the opposite sex, which inevitably leads to many emotional crises.

47. People are unpredictable. Who can keep the original intention and go on?

48. People should stand up to falsehood, perfunctory, deception, forget promises and let go of everything.

49. It is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. My heart is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, and the story slowly ends.

If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one has ever cared about me. If one day, I no longer care about you, please remember that you have never heard my thoughts. If one day, I stop smiling at you, please remember that you never asked me if I was happy.