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Bought the sheep and ran away

After writing such a topic, I suddenly felt that its sentence pattern was similar to "the cooked duck flew". Cooked ducks can't fly. This is just a proverb, which means that something that was originally thought to be certain failed, which makes people feel very surprised, amazed and even depressed. ? But it is unlikely that the bought sheep will run away, because it is not cooked and has legs, which makes sense in case it runs away. But after all, it will make people feel very surprised, amazed and even depressed if they buy it and suddenly run away.

? How can the bought sheep run away? This has to start from the beginning.

? In the evening, I had dinner at home, or hot pot. I used yesterday's broth and some vermicelli green vegetables. There were meatballs, hairy tripe and squid rolls left in the refrigerator, and the big stick bones that I didn't finish yesterday, as well as dipping bowls with garlic paste, sesame sauce and Chili oil, which made the table more abundant.

? While eating, my brother-in-law called the video, saw the rice on the table, and said that you had a good meal! A little depressed between words, that means he doesn't eat well.

? My brother-in-law took the project this year, in the wild mining area, where the Gobi is deserted and uninhabited, so life is naturally harder. But before the epidemic, there was no problem with the supply and security of life. This sudden epidemic has trapped them in the mountains. When I called before, he said that it was nothing. I ate and drank. There were occasional herdsmen passing by and I could buy sheep.

? This is good, production can't continue, work basically stops, and the rest is to spend a few days at leisure. I think it is better to seal in the mountains than at home for three reasons. First, you can go out at will, and you are free; Second, there is a kitchen to cook, without having to do it yourself; Third, you can enjoy the beauty of the wilderness.

? These three points are desirable, and what I yearn for most is the third point.

? There are pure stone mountains, one by one, layer by layer, endless, extending into the distance. Looking into the distance from a hill, you can see the surging sea in front of you. At sunrise and sunset, between heaven and earth, everything is red and gorgeous. On the night with the moon, light and shadow flow, and the world is shrouded in a green glow, becoming a transparent and poetic world. On the other hand, the night without the moon is the most beautiful night, when all is silent, quiet and lonely.

? Is this quiet world and leisure a good opportunity to realize Zen? The Song people had no door to open the Zen master's poem: "There are flowers in spring and a moon in autumn, and there is cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If you have nothing to worry about, it is a good time on earth. " It can be seen that there are no distractions, no distractions, no matter when, no matter where, no matter what the situation, the world is lovely and life is beautiful. When you are hungry, tell the chef to make three or two side dishes, take two dishes, sip a cup of wine and turn your eyes a few times, and the taste will be long. When you are sleepy, you lie high in the plank house, sleep in the old place, snore loudly and have a good sleep. When it's cold, you start a fire, warm a pot of old wine, and talk with those three or five confidants around the stove at night.

? Or Yun Qi in Lingtou, or the mountain breeze is ten miles away, or the sun is shining in the west, or the moon is shining in the sky, or the sky is full of stars. As long as there is a leisure, it will breed and spread a leisure, thus turning that ordinary day into a fairy day.

? Trapped in the city, I am full of yearning for my uncle's mountain life. So I had a poetic imagination and made a nonsense nerve.

? Let's get down to business. Let's talk about the sheep. My brother-in-law said that when I met a herdsman that day, I thought about being trapped in the mountains for a long time, so I bought two sheep and kept them. I will eat meat, drink and play with my mobile phone and live a well-off life in the future. As a result, when the sheep was killed, it was not tied properly. The other one saw his companion stabbed to death with a knife, and was terrified. In an instant, he burst into incredible power, broke free from the rope and disappeared like lightning.

? The sheep I bought, the meat I got, just ran away. Unwilling to do so, they drove the pickup truck for a whole day and disappeared. Their loss is not only two thousand dollars, but they can't eat more mutton.

? After hearing what he said, I was vaguely grateful for the sheep that had survived, but I didn't say it.