Humorous sentences that make fun of friends (some interesting short sentences)

1. Don't blame "beauty is easy to get old, and husband is easy to run" because "you spend too little money and give up beauty".

In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere.

In order to be a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day and wait for my father to make a fortune.

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

6. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

7. Get out of here! Danger! It feels like it's going to explode!

8. Women are trouble, while men like asking for trouble.

9. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

10. I should put it on Taobao, because I am also a baby.

1 1. A beautiful skin is 3,100 nights, and an interesting soul wants a house and a car.

12. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, and God wants me to be fat, so I will leave it to fate!

13. You don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

14. amnesia when entering the examination room, paranoia when leaving the examination room.

15. I hope all girls can marry love and I will marry you.

16. I am not a good horse, but I am not an ordinary donkey!

17. Skipping class is a carnival for one person, and attending class is the loneliness of a group of people.

18. Watching sleeping pills with different tastes walk around the podium every day.

19. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

20. In this short life, I just want to seize the time to be lazy.

2 1. I will envy those who speak simply and comment a lot.

22. I don't like robbing other people's things all my life, and I won't let what I deserve.

23. Go home early these two days. Many pigs have been stolen recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

24. Look at a temple from a distance and our alma mater from a distance. More than 300 nuns, more than 10 thousand have experienced it.

When I am old, I can't move. Now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

26. There is no road longer than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people.

27. I am a violent butcher and a docile pet.

28. After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few Chinese words.