Excerpt from a sentence full of laughter praising their beauty (46 sentences)

The space is very popular, and the jokes are full of praise for your beauty. 1. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.

2. I know everything around me, but I can remember what others say is beautiful and I have to go back. If beauty is taxed, I have to pay four times.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

The world is eclipsed by me.

Some people are alive and he is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

6. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.

7. These days, you can't rely on yourself, but you want to rely on others.

You really look like a heavenly girl, with your face on the ground first. ...

9. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

10. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

1 1. I only have you in my heart! Other girls are like air in front of me!

12. Others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

13.' Don't look at me, you will fall in love with my brother'

14. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but beauty.

15. I hope every woman can be loyal to her heart. Even if you are temporarily forced by other choices, you can't do anything for your own needs. Don't think that your thoughts are unimportant. Because sooner or later, you will embark on this road of self-seeking. When you always see and remember your own needs, don't live for others and don't restrict others from living for yourself, there will be a free space in front of you.

16. You broke the rules!

17. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two more Chinese and kill him.

18. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

20. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through my life.

2 1. If handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer grow food!

22. I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed on the way.

23. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed 3 billion people.

The space is very popular, and the jokes are full of praise for its beautiful sentences. 24. Baidu; Is there anyone more beautiful than me? The results show that: Sorry, I can't find it.

25. Comfort others, but you can't comfort yourself after all.

26. I get up every day and look in the mirror with envy, saying that the people inside are so beautiful.

27. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

28. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

29. I don't have a story, but I conquered many people just because I am handsome.

30. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

3 1. I seriously said, "You are the person I have ever met who makes me unwilling to leave."

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

I envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

34. When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

35. It's unfair to you and him, and you lack a sense of responsibility.

36. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

38. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

39. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me?

40. If you want to go shopping, remember to wear comfortable shoes. Be kind to yourself, reflected in the details.

4 1. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

42. I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

43. Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

44. Do you have any friends who know lawyers? I really don't know what to do. Tears can't stop flowing. I just got a letter from Disney's lawyer saying that I look like their princess.

45. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

46. Relax, I am not a good person. ...

I couldn't stop laughing, and the praise rate was extremely high. Forty-five funny sentences were praised.

I can't stop laughing, and the praise rate is extremely high. I praise my beautiful funny sentence (I) 1. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

2. Beauty is providence, but coolness is man-made.

I heard that getting married is super cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can fix it for one dollar. Let me treat you.

4. I envy people who have stories, unlike me, who have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through their lives.

Many people say that hair can be tidied up, clothes can be bought with old clothes, and skin can be changed with bad skin.

6. You are illegal!

7. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

8. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

9. If I were a man in my next life, I would marry a woman like me, who is outstanding in appearance, gentle as water and strong as steel, but sweet in salt.

10. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

1 1. International faces are universal.

12. I am so versatile. I have many expressions, sweet temper and good temper. It is perfect to make you laugh every day. I envy you having such a good friend.

13. I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

14. I want to be a beauty in my next life, and I want to be a beauty in this life.

15. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

16. I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

In this world, there are many things that we can't predict. We can't control our own destiny, but we can control ourselves; We cannot predict the future, but we can grasp the present; We don't know how long our life is, but we can arrange our life now.

18. Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

19. This world is eclipsed by other worlds because of my existence.

20. My big bright eyes symbolize pure beauty.

2 1. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through your sloppy appearance. You must be exquisite. This is a woman's dignity.

22. Today I said to myself; You don't have to be so beautiful. Pretending to be beautiful is very tiring. Fortunately, I am really beautiful.

23. Your girlfriend and I seem to have great personalities. I ask my husband to put in a good word for me every day.

I can't stop laughing, and the praise rate is extremely high. I praise your beautiful funny sentences (below) 24. You really look like a paradise girl who buried her face in the ground first. ...

I don't want you to be seen by other men. I'm afraid the number of rivals in love will soar!

26. Rank your grades, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful, I am casual.

27. I live in pain, because I searched the dictionary and couldn't find a word to describe how beautiful I am.

28. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

29. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

30. Your appearance is beyond human imagination ...

3 1. Find a like-minded friend. Are you a beauty?

32. A person's life is long, and we always wander between meeting and leaving. As time goes by, some people come and go. Some people stay and leave; However, we should all know how to cherish every encounter and all the footprints in our lives.

33. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

34. Why don't I have a deskmate so angry that I have one?

35. I have been suffering from the beauty that I shouldn't have at this age. I'm so tired.

36. Ranking results, you are ugly and ranked first, and I am handsome and casual.

37. I have beauty and wisdom that I shouldn't have at this age.

38. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

39. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others.

40. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

4 1. Your appearance is really pleasing ... It slows down the speed of the Internet. ..

42. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where he is.

43. I spend my whole life just looking for interesting souls, hoping that everyone can live for themselves.

44. You said you liked me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

45. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

Super-high bid for a dynamic society in Zan space

Quotations from Zanchao High-altitude Dynamic Society (I) 1. The backer will fall and everyone will run.

2. the first love is infinitely good, and the poor one hangs up early!

3. The young man carried the coffin in Kowloon, and his brother took you to Wan Li.

4. Not afraid of love rat's hot tinfoil, but afraid of two poles.

I can lift you to the top of the crowd, or I can let you fall into the abyss, so that I can forget the person who dug the well. Why should I pester you again?

6. How can I lose my nature proudly? I am a red man.

7. The dark road is slippery, the society is complex, the water is shallow and above eight kings, and there are big bosses everywhere, not social people, but all about society.

8. This man wants face, but if he gives you face, you have to accept it.

9. My world, my king, my Wang Man Zhongwang, my grassland and my horse, I can do whatever I want.

10. Ghosts dare to block the road, tigers dare to eat people, and fish dare to jump out of the door when they are hungry. This man is hungry and heartless.

1 1. Although I am not as arrogant as before, I don't want to be a useless waste. I'm only trying for the double-click praise of the old irons.

12. The highest level of eating buffet: help the wall in, help the wall out.

13. Hold the Guan Gong War. If you don't accept it, we will do it. There are millions of Chinese sons and daughters. Whoever scares you is a bastard.

14. The dark road is slippery and the society is complicated.

15. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope. Feelings are just sexual needs.

16. Don't be depressed, spirit boy. The aunts in the village will laugh.

17. You have your story and I have my background. It's not hard, but don't touch it.

18. It's polite to smile at you. I give you face, you have to have it.

19. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

20. Don't ask me if I can, and I won't have children.

Praise the super-high quotations of Space Power Society (Part II) 2 1. Sorry, it doesn't look like what you want.

22. The tiger goes down the mountain to fight the wolf, and the loser wins.

23. There is a street in the south of the city and a street in the north of the city. Ask who your father is.

24. If the young man is crazy, he must come to the Lotus King.

Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

26. I have a good temper because I am pretending. If I get angry, I don't want you to die.

27. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture; Not afraid of hooligans with culture, but afraid of hooligans with guitars

28. Holding a gun and a sword, the young man is very arrogant!

29. If you break my sister's wings, I will ruin your whole heaven.

30. I am a wild horse, not the way home. I'll find you out.

3 1. A bowl of tea in the Jianghu, drink it and climb separately.

32. People do things while watching. Don't do bad things blindly. Who says my language is too messy? I am urging people to do good every word.

33. The society is simple, but people are complicated.

34. If you don't love me, there is no result unless a flower shakes my hand.

35. The right path in the world is vicissitudes. Don't be arrogant when you keep a low profile.

36. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit; If you want to marry, marry happiness.

37. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

38. My eyes are full of hundred-dollar bills. Who can remember the friendship between eight friends?

39. You pay the fare when you go out, and I'll leave when you eat.

40. Sleep, I'll take it off if you take it off.

Quotations of praising the dynamic society in the high altitude (3) 4 1. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

42. Copy paranormal quotations online, and be careful of steel bars floating.

43. The water is too deep and the wind is too strong. If you have no strength, talk less!

44. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

45. I don't have a so-called brain or much talent, but I know what is black and what is white. As long as you work hard, you will pull through.

46. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter, it is a kind of grace. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

47. After Guan Yu, he worshipped God and applauded the people in the society.

48. I know it's a play, but I have to play it with you.

49. You are a good person, and I don't deserve it. Forget me. Next.

50. What's wrong with having a husband? I still score goals with the goalkeeper.

5 1. Things in the world were originally used by people, but dissatisfied people became "things used" because of lack of wisdom.

52. You said you weren't drunk, but why did you stagger back?

As long as the young man's spirit is still there, he is a strength wherever he goes.

54. Look down on life and death and do it if you don't accept it.

55. This knife is not sharp. Matthew is thin. What do you want to fight with me?

56. Cutting the wire with a kitchen knife is full of sparks and lightning all the way.

57. I don't want you to think, I want me to think.

58. The young man is like a wolf and beats his chest with passion. I resist the classic quotations on my shoulders, and I am not so crazy in front of me.

59. Everything is fate, and nothing can be controlled by people. You see, I'm still a little like before.

60. To adapt to the environment, we must be wronged or even pretend. If the small environment does not adapt, the social environment will not survive in the future. A gentleman can bend and stretch. Think of Han Xin. Achieving the goal is fundamental, and delaying yourself is not a smart person.

Suitable for friends to post witticisms praising their beauty (43 articles)

Suitable for friends to make wisecracks about praising their beauty-1. There are two kinds of people in the world who are the most charming: one is like me, and the other is like me.

2. In the ranking of grades, you are ugly and I am handsome and casual.

Buy yourself a comfortable pajamas, sexy is not important at all.

I hope I can live a sober life and live for myself. Be a positive and happy person every day and cheer for yourself.

5. If Shuai Neng eats Ben and Shuai Neng feeds hundreds of millions of people.

6. Don't keep clamoring for presents. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

7. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!

8. Everyone's inferiority is my greatest happiness!

My wife said I was ugly, but I don't think so, because after she was with me, she said Zhang Dongjian was so ugly.

10. Some things last a lifetime.

1 1. Life comes and goes, which is time. In the dust, it remains the same. If you are doomed to this kind of bad luck, enjoy it. Not every failure means the end. If you can't bear a brand-new future, create a brand-new tomorrow.

12. You can be infatuated with me because I have no sister-in-law.

13. I also want to do it once and for all.

14. Others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

15. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

16. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think that when you press your TV, people will come out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.

17. One day I went to the mountain to visit the Zen master; Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a beautiful brother. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled after listening and took out a mirror, and I suddenly realized; Master, do you mean that you must pay more attention to your image? -the master said; Look in the mirror and you will know what a beautiful brother is!

18. This is a two-minute world. The first minute, let others notice you, and the second minute, let others like you.

19. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

20. As we all know, the value of China people depends on four people, using a mobile phone to support Takeshi Kaneshiro, Yu Yan of Eddie Peng Yuyan, you and me.

2 1. I am pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!

22. I can't stand it. I've suffered too much handsomeness at my age. I'm so tired.

Suitable for friends to make wisecracks about praising their beauty. 23. Praise their words about laughter.

24. Who can tear me, tear my honesty, tear my simplicity and tear my emotional consistency?

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

26. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful behind my back. Are you bored? Who doesn't know?

27. I cried. I ran outside the Louvre all night and began to cry. The security guard asked me why I was crying here. I cried and showed my selfie to the security guard. The security guard also cried after seeing it, crying that he had found the art that had been lost in the Louvre for many years.

What should I do? Disney sued me for infringement, saying I looked like their princess.

29. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and there are sparks and lightning all the way.

Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.

3 1. Others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.

This world is eclipsed by the rest of the world because of my existence.

A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as she was absent from class.

34. The saddest thing in this world is that you can't kiss your face …

35. If being handsome is a mistake, I am willing to make the same mistake again.

36. Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

37. Have you seen Ben Shuai's light? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

38. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed 3 billion people.

39. Take a look at it. It's hard for you to see such a sweet person again.

40. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

4 1. Women should not only live exquisitely, but also live beautifully.

42. Beauty is providence, and coolness is man-made.

43. Someone kissed Joker Xue, and everyone was very angry. Someone kissed G-Dragon, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed Yang Yang, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed me. It's probably about to start.

Weibo praised the super funny homophonic terrier (a collection of 59 sentences)

Weibo praised the super funny homophonic article 1. What would you do even if I didn't hear from you?

2. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity to knock my knee. Did you hear that?

There is a piece of glass, and I am a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

4. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

7. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

8. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

10. Both shrimp and mussel got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What's so great about you?"

1 1. I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

12. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Asu was eating, she spoiled: Hello.

13. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

14. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

15. I heard that watching martial arts movies can reduce weight, because it often says that you are as thin as death.

16. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

17. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

18. Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi".

19. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: it's hot in the ground.

20. Don't look for me when you are in love. What are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

Weibo praised the hilarious homophonic part 2 1. Now the future is really tight: masks are tight, clothes are tight, and trousers are tight.

22. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

25. I hate being asked about my salary. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

26. One day, I died while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road. Did you hear that? Put it down.

27. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he likes wearing Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because wearing it for a long time will make you feel safe.

28. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

29. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

30. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

3 1. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

32. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

33. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

34. If we don't talk about love, what should we talk about, crow's feet?

35. My old colleague signed "God is a girl" and I asked him why he was so literary. He said it was called "unfair heaven".

36. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

38. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

39. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

40. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

Weibo praised the hilarious homophonic terrier in the third chapter 4 1. I grew up short or short or short or short or short. Did you hear me? Still love me?

42. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

43. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

45. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yes, why did you give up?

46. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

47. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

48. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

49. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

50. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

5 1. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

52. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

54. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

55. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

56. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

57. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

58. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

59. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.