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A light and humorous morning greeting

A light and humorous good morning greeting

1, a beautiful day has begun, give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don't sigh for yesterday, just make today better. Good morning, everyone!

2.good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

3, hope is the beginning of desire, desire is the starting point of desire, seize every inch of time, the future belongs to us! Hello, today! Good morning, friend!

4. Money falls from the sky, bankbooks line up, work is too idle, and beautiful secretaries report in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning!

5. I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work and jump off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

6. I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take one thing with me, that is pleasure, so you should keep this pleasure for me, otherwise I can pick on you at any time, hehe, good morning brothers and sisters!

7. Wake up every day and tell yourself: fewer reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains. The clear morning breeze rings cheerful bells, and my heart plays cheerful music, saying "good morning" and saying hello to you!

8, the sun is shining, I told the pig to get up quickly; The pig caressed the wall, brushed his teeth and washed his face to go to the water room; After washing, I feel refreshed, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of pulp; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health.

9. The goal is to surpass, not just achieve. Then our goal is not to get cavities! Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning everyone. A new day has begun. We all have to refuel!

10, look at your eyes, stained with shit, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.

1 1, I didn't know the hardships until I walked some roads; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend!

12, after another wave of unrest, the hero can't escape from the workshop. The boss said it was Mount Tai. Encouraging you to move forward is nothing new. Mistakes and criticisms are nothing new. Cowboys are busy in this world. I hope you are busy again every day, counting money! Good morning!

13, the phone rang. Are you excited? Do you think it's me? I contacted you so early to give you something good. Are you ready? I can say it! Good morning! That's it!

14, holding a beam of morning light and gently rubbing it on your face will bring you a cool day. May you wake up from your sleep and see your hopeful eyes, and your heart is full of peace and tranquility. This is my best wish to you, good friend in the morning!

15, the song is sung by the bosom friend, the wine is drunk by the bosom friend, the emotion is expensive in the interval, the heart is thinking about the distance, the moon is infatuated with shame, the stars are beautiful in love, and the bridge is flowing water. I wish my partner happiness every second. Good morning!

16, sleep away yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes and open today's beauty. Good morning, may my greetings moisten you like a cold morning!

17, in the morning, the cold breath is as novel as milk, and the rising sun is wishful thinking. Dawn, not only the sun shines, but also your kindness. Oh, good morning!

Chapter 2 Good morning greetings with relaxed humor

1, the sun rises, the rooster crows, and the happy mood comes. Night passes, day comes, and a happy day is coming. When the bell rings, the bell rings. Get up and report. Good morning, happy every day!

2, the sun is shining, I told the pig to get up quickly; The pig caressed the wall, brushed his teeth and washed his face to go to the water room; After washing, I feel refreshed, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of pulp; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health.

I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take away one thing, that is happiness, so you should keep this happiness for me, otherwise I can always find trouble with you, hehe, good morning, friend!

4. If you open your heart, my blessing will come with the wind; You open the window, my blessing will come in with the sunshine; Turn on the phone, and my blessing will ring with the bell! Good morning!

5. I hope that happiness knocks at the door, that there is a god of wealth standing at the door, that friendship will never be separated, and that everything will go well. Dear, get up early and wish your good wishes come true soon. Good morning!

6. Stir fragrant coffee with health, bake raw wheat bread with happiness, and wake up happy you with warmth; Wash your face in sunshine, brush your teeth in sunny days, smile and cheer yourself up. Good morning.

7, look at your eyes, stained with gum, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.

8. The chicken crows and comes back in the morning. The outside world is really beautiful. It is very important for people in bed to get up quickly and breathe fresh air. The teacher and boss are waiting for you to report, and the morning breeze carries my message. Say "good morning" and wish you not to be late!

9. The sun rises, the rooster crows, and the happy mood comes. Night passes, day comes, and a happy day is coming. When the bell rings, the bell rings. Get up and report. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

10, early happiness knocks on the door, early happiness wakes you up, early luck kisses your cheek, and early luck accompanies you. I wish you an early dream come true, my dear friend, good morning!

1 1. The morning sun shines on your face, the birds are calling you to get up, put aside all the troubles of yesterday, and a happy day is about to begin. Stretch and greet this morning that belongs to you. I want to say hello to you. Good morning!

12, good morning, silly giggle, tired and unhappy. Eat a nutritious breakfast, and your health will help you earn money. May your career flourish and your sweet love get better every day. Blessing always comes earlier than others: good morning!

13, the goal is to surpass, not just to achieve. So our goal is. No cavities! Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning everyone. A new day has begun. We all have to refuel!

14, dawn, the bell rang, I can't bear to open my eyes; Don't sleep, don't get up, don't get up late; Happy, smiling, greetings arrive in time; Birds sing, flowers smell, and happiness will always follow; Good morning, friend!

15, the sunshine shines for you in the morning, the birds laugh for you in the morning, the flowers bloom for you in the morning, and I send you a blessing in the morning: you will invite me to dinner in the morning!

16, money fell from the sky, bankbooks lined up, work was too idle, and beautiful secretaries reported in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning!

17. In a day, the first thing to wake you up is an alarm clock, the first thing to see is sunshine, the first thing to wash, the first meal is breakfast, and the first greeting is good morning. I will be the first to wish you: good morning friend, happy every day!

18, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness. Good morning. May friends be happy every day! Good morning!

19, the sun got up early, the flowers smiled with fragrance, the grass trembled with excitement, and the kitten stretched herself to enjoy a delicious breakfast. What about you? Still in bed? It's time to say good morning

20. Shine you with sunshine, warm you with fragrant flowers, decorate you with good luck, beautiful you with a smile and bless you with happiness. Good morning, friend! May peace and health be with you and happiness be with you forever.

Chapter 3 Good morning greetings with relaxed humor

1, the song is sung for the bosom friend, the wine is drunk for the bosom friend, the feeling is expensive for the interval, the heart is thinking for the distance, the moon is infatuated with shame, the star is beautiful for love, and the bridge is flowing water. I wish my partner happiness every second. Good morning!

2. It's dawn because the sun is up, the grass is green because spring is coming, the butterflies are dancing because the flowers are in bloom, and I'm texting you because I want to wake up the lazy pig. Haha, get up, good morning!

3. Dude, is there a timetable today? The air outside is really fresh and the birds are really happy. Pack your things and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? Don't come out until you come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: good morning, friend!

Good morning, with fresh greetings and warm wishes. Good morning, a good start. I wish you energetic, energetic, happy and all the best today!

5. Don't move! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

6. Happy New Year! Happy New Year! You can't stand it without it! My wife won't let me! I secretly miss you! Kissing in the dead of night makes my heart itch, dear you! Wuliangye you

7, a beautiful morning, brilliant you, a beautiful life is waiting for you! Beautiful weather, beautiful you, beautiful emotions moisten you! Fresh air, fresh you, happy mood with you! I wish you happiness!

8. In the morning, the cold atmosphere is as novel as milk, and the rising sun is like wishful thinking. Dawn, not only the sun shines, but also your kindness. Oh, good morning!

9. Be sincere to your friends and yourself, and life will be comfortable; Give the enemy peace of mind, give yourself peace of mind, and do things with peace of mind; Give your lover strength and perseverance, and love life will be sweet and pure. Good morning, friend!

10 A year is in spring, and a day is in the morning. I wish you a good mood, a good appetite, good luck and happiness after getting up in the morning, and a bright smile. Good morning!

The reporter asked the soldier what inspired you to be so brave. The third-class hero said: Fight for the motherland! Second-class hero: They have occupied our house and women! First-class hero: the company commander issued a bulletproof vest, only to know that it was a cotton-padded jacket afterwards.

12 I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work and jump off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

13, wake up every day and tell yourself: less reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains. The clear morning breeze rings cheerful bells, and my heart plays cheerful music, saying "good morning" and saying hello to you!

14. In the fresh morning, the sun shines on the leaves through the air, and the smell of the sun is everywhere. Please make a cup of coffee and go to the balcony to receive my breath: good weekend morning!

15, dawn, alarm clock rang, barely got up, my greeting arrived in time, happy, and then smiled. Good morning, I wish you a good mood!

16, open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine and feel the natural smile; Take a walk in the evening, talk about family life and taste ordinary happiness. Partner, good attitude, I wish you happiness and wonderful!