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How is Chu Zhuangwang a blockbuster?

6 12 years ago, the upper and lower armies of the state of Jin were sent to attack Cai (now Shangcai County, Henan Province), which had always belonged to the State of Chu, and unexpectedly stormed Cai at the entrance of Chu. During the anti-Jin period, Cai Houzhuang sent people to Chu for help, but turned a blind eye. Shortly after Cai's fall, the country was ruined and his family died, so the marquis of Cai Zhuanghou had to sign an alliance in the absence of the city. Cai Zhuanghou lost his power and humiliated his country, and died in grief and indignation the following year. The palaces of Chu are still singing and dancing. In 6 1 1 BC, there was a great famine in Chu. Shanrong people in eastern Pakistan took the opportunity to harass the southwest border of Chu and hit Fushan (now Fangxian County, Hubei Province). The Chu people organized defense and sent troops to protect Dalin area. The Yi and Yue tribes in the east also took the opportunity of insurrection, sent troops to invade the southeastern border of Chu, captured Yang Qiu, and directly threatened Zhi Zhi (now Zhongxiang, Hubei). Guo Yong, who had always surrendered to Chu, also launched various barbarian tribes to revolt, and the State of Guo, which was conquered by Chu not long ago, also led various barbarian tribes to gather in selected places to prepare to attack Du Yun. In just three years, urgent documents from all over the country flew to Du Ying like snowflakes, all cities began to impose martial law, and the air was filled with tension. Natural and man-made disasters forced Chu to collapse. However, as always, the young Chu Zhuangwang hid in the deep palace, hunting and drinking all day, ignoring government affairs, entrusting the affairs of state affairs to the Ruoao clan such as Cheng Jia, Dou Fan and Dou Jiao, and hanging a big sign at the gate of the palace, which read: "Those who remonstrate, kill or forgive!" Until 6 1 1 years ago, Chu Zhuangwang was still in a state of debauchery, and doctors living next door to the monarch were worried. One day, doctor Wu Ju went to see Zhuang Wang. Chu Zhuangwang, with a glass in his hand and venison in his mouth, watched singing and dancing drunkenly. He squinted and asked, "Did the doctor come here to drink or watch songs and dances?" Wu Ju said, "Someone asked me to guess a riddle, but I couldn't figure it out. I'm here to ask you. " While drinking, Chu Zhuangwang asked, "What riddle is so difficult to guess? Tell me! " Wu Ju said, "The riddle is' There is a big bird in Jing Chu, which has lived in the court for three years without singing or flying. It's hard to understand. "What's this for?" Please guess. It doesn't sound or fly. What kind of bird is this? "Hearing this, Chu Zhuangwang understood the meaning of Wu Ju and said with a smile," I guess. It's no ordinary bird. This bird did not fly for three years, but soared into the sky; Three years without singing is a blockbuster. You wait and see. " Wuju understood the meaning of Chu Zhuangwang, so he withdrew happily. A few months later, Chu Zhuangwang is still the same, neither singing nor flying, still hunting, drinking and playing with women. Dr. Su couldn't stand it any longer, so she came to see King Zhuang. He burst into tears as soon as he entered the palace gate. Chu Zhuangwang said, "Sir. Why are you so sad? Su Cong replied, "I'm very sad, because I'm going to die. I am also sad that Chu is about to perish. " Chu Zhuangwang was surprised and asked, "How could you die? How can Chu perish? " Su Cong said, "I want to advise you. If you don't listen, you will kill me. You watch singing and dancing and play hunting all day, regardless of political affairs. Isn't the demise of Chu in sight? Chu Zhuangwang was furious after hearing this, and rebuked Su Cong: "Do you want to die? I have already said that anyone who dares to protest will be killed. It's silly of you to know now! " Su Cong said bitterly, "I am stupid, but you are more stupid than me. If you kill me, I will get a reputation as a loyal minister after my death; If this continues, Chu will die. You will be the king of national subjugation. Aren't you dumber than me? In this way, kill if you want! " Chu Zhuangwang suddenly stood up and said with emotion, "Everything the doctor said is sincere advice. I will do as you say. " He immediately ordered the band to break up and sent the dancers away, determined to do something big. Chu Zhuangwang finally agreed to the suggestions of Wu Ju, Su Cong and others, and decided to stay away from debauchery and deal with the affairs of state affairs in person.