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What embarrassing things have you heard or seen while living with relatives?
I have consciously asked nearly 100 friends, and 90% of them don't want to live with their relatives because they are uncomfortable and unhappy, and sometimes they encounter some embarrassing things.
Think of some embarrassing things about going to my uncle's house during the National Day holiday;
I want to shit as soon as I get up, but your cousin likes to take a shower in the morning. I can only bear it. I have no choice. Think of a 24-hour KFC next to the community. I had to wait to fly there, and I almost pulled my pants.
I don't cook for breakfast. I eat bread and drink milk. I'm curious. I dried the milk first, only to find that going to the toilet for half an hour has become a permanent place. If I don't drink milk, I will have diarrhea.
It happened that it was almost August 15th, and my uncle's family had a kind of moon cakes packaged separately, which was different from the four moon cakes wrapped in a piece of paper in my hometown. The height is still very large. I found a small bag of things in it, thinking it looked like an ingredient bag for instant noodles. When I first opened it, I wanted to sprinkle it on the moon cake. My uncle saw it and immediately stopped me, telling me that it was a desiccant and could not be eaten. .......
When I was getting ready for bed at night, I heard my uncle and aunt quarreling. Aunt said I couldn't find the gold ring, and the louder the voice, the louder the feeling. As a result, the next morning I said I was in my coat pocket and wanted to cry. Fortunately, the train tickets for the next day have been bought, so go home!
Dependence on others makes me feel uncomfortable. What about you? Give a compliment to the handsome guys and beautiful women passing by.
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