What are the attractive funny classic sentences in the attractive funny copy?

The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

It's too difficult to fall in love. Let's take a bow.

If I learn electric welding, will it make your eyes shine?

Everyone's face looks good, but mine is big.

Even if you fail 99 times, try again and make up an integer.

The life of an adult is not easy except that it is easy to be poor and fat.

If the dentist asks you why your teeth grind so hard, you can say that life is too hard, and you usually bite your teeth.

When quarreling with others, it is best to go to the stairs to quarrel. The advantage of this is that both sides have a step down after the quarrel.

Short legs. Don't be afraid of being short. Besides being cute, she can pick up money faster than others.

There are no roads in the world, and there are too many people wandering around. I don't know how to get there.

People's minds will change: they used to want to get rich, but now they are more practical and just want to get rid of poverty.

The most terrible thing about shopping is that you said a price with trepidation, and it is difficult for the boss to agree instantly!

After all, women are emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

When I was a child, I raised 100 yuan to buy a car. My boss said my money was fake. Nonsense, of course it's fake, and your car is not real.