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A few limericks I wrote myself.

Why do people grow acne?

Why does the face grow acne?

Don't talk if you don't look good.

Still hurts! ! !

Don't say it hurts, you can't buckle it yet.

If you buckle it, you will leave a scar …

I grew up on the grassland.

But I have never ridden a horse in my hometown.

I spent 250 yuan riding happily in Hohhot.

Why can't I ride horses in my hometown?

Look at a group of horses by the roadside.

This is not the taste in my heart.

Hungry, want to eat

Eat it, and you will gain weight.

It's hard to lose weight by gaining weight.

I can't stand not eating.

Too fat to look good.

... life will probably be spent in entanglement forever

How much to eat or not to eat.

These are all problems.

When I was a child, I thought the yellow flag must be called the yellow flag, because it was blown every day.

When I was in junior high school, I went to the white flag, which strengthened my mind, because the strong wind from the white flag was white.

Then I thought, is the wind of the blue flag blue?

It was yellow when I went to see it.

And Xilinhot and Suqian Banner. ...

Maybe I was really wrong.

The grassland in spring is yellow and there is no grass.

In summer, there are many green mosquitoes on the grassland.

In autumn, the grassland is yellow and green.

The grassland is very cold in winter.

The grassland sky is blue and cloudy all year round.

The grasslands all year round also look beautiful.

It was cold and windy yesterday.

It's getting colder and colder because of the strong wind today.

It's windy every day, freezing to death.

It is windy every year. We are children of the wind. We are afraid of the cold.

A hill nearby.

A pile of hills in the distance

A yellow hill.

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