Are there any evil, funny, penetrating and fantastic novels? Ask for recommendation! Hey, hey!

Valkyria, who picks chrysanthemums, definitely meets this requirement. First of all, we can see a little evil spirit from the title. The protagonist turned out to be a man Later, after crossing, she became a beautiful woman, and she liked to explode chrysanthemums. You can imagine that a beautiful woman's attack mode is to explode chrysanthemums, and you will know how evil this is.

Here are some funny and evil parts I selected:

"A lollipop, what's your hurry?" Fengshen said doubtfully, and I frowned and murmured, "That's the bomb I used."

"Ah?" All four guys exclaimed and said in unison, "Impossible!"

"What should I do?" The dead emperor was a little worried. At this time, the nature of fatherly love began to appear, and he looked at the shadow anxiously. "What kind of bomb is this?"

"It will explode when it encounters vibration." I didn't say much, I touched my head. He also heard what I just said, shaking with fear. "Don't be afraid, mom is here." I heard that, the shadow seems to be reassured, the fear in her eyes dispersed and she nodded her head.

"What should I do?" Cried the dead emperor in a worried voice, a little overwhelmed.

"I have an idea." I whispered, I picked up the shadow, kissed the shadow's mouth, slowly rolled up the lollipop with my tongue and gently pulled it back into my mouth.

"Allure!" Several guys shouted almost at the same time, and I waved them not to worry.

"Let me help you. For the record, I am just passing by. " This boy suddenly said seriously that he pulled me down and kissed me before I could give him an angry supercilious look. There is a harsh sucking sound.

"Wave!" With the sound of pulling out the piston, the candy left my mouth. I squatted down in pain and gently stroked my swollen lips with my fingers. This bastard is too cruel.

"The three guys froze for a while, but the dead emperor woke up and shouted," You bastard, I ruined you! " The holy emperor also rushed forward in a rage, and Fengshen had to keep up. Suddenly he saw something on the ground and his face was miserable. He stopped and smiled maliciously.

"Card gang!" Suddenly, the holy emperor's foot was caught by an invisible thing and he fell forward. In desperation, he grabbed the dead emperor, and his pants were pulled down with a "tear ~ ~ ~". I turned pale with fear, but things were far from as simple as I thought. The dead emperor who was pulled down his trousers fell forward because of his trousers and leaned toward the sky.

```````````````` It's another harsh sucking sound `````````````.

"Ha ha! Dad's PP ran out to play with his uncle. " The shadow shouted happily, and I almost dropped my chin. I saw the holy emperor pulling the pants of the dead emperor. He was also pale and didn't know what to say. The naked emperor and Tian Zheng widened their eyes and closed their mouths at the same time.

"Who seems to have disappeared?" I have nothing to say.

"Ha ha ha ```````" Finally, a obscene laughter came. I saw Shen Feng looking at the three guys with an evil face, holding a lollipop detonator in his hand, proudly raising his mouth and saying, "Kill you three tuo cow dung!" " Then he pressed the switch on the pipe hard.

"boom! ! ! ! "`````````

On one side, Fengshen pushed the holy emperor away and said grumpily. When he pushed the holy emperor aside, he immediately coughed twice, and his eyes were full of disgusting obscene eroticism. He said slowly like a poem: "My meeting with Qingcheng Mountain is a really good time, which you didn't expect."

"What is it?" Almost at the same time, several six people who obviously looked down on Fengshen's pick-up skills, most of whom were holding Fengshen's wretched smiling face with mocking eyes, tried to pierce his face.

"Hum." Fengshen shook his head and shook off his hair, leaving a little dandruff in the air, and then his feelings deepened, as if telling a beautiful legend: "It was a beautiful night, and the faint moonlight gently covered the beautiful branches and leaves in the forest and landed on the beautiful lake in the forest. In the moonlight, the waterline of the small lake swayed like a jewel. I have leisure and elegance to go there, singing a fascinating speech on the edge of an unprecedented poem. I stretched out my hands and leaned forward slightly. Everyone around you is already black. Looking at this man-made guy, everyone has figured out how to ravage him.

"but!" Fengshen suddenly turned his head, and the seriousness on his face completely dispersed. He just paused completely and changed into a serious expression. He pretended that B's eyes were looking at his hands. "I thought the lake could make me sing the best poem in the world because of its short-lived beauty, but as soon as I got close, I found that beauty was completely taken away by another kind of beauty. At this time, I can't seem to find beauty that can be compared with that kind of beauty. " Said, and a fierce fist issued a card to wipe the sound, a look up at the figures in front of six people. "That person is the whole city. She is in the lake, showing her incomparable pride. For an instant, I was stupid, enjoying it with enthusiasm for art and painting materials. "

"I depend! You can say the same thing about watching others take a shower. You are really looking for a fight! " Moon Guan said, rolling up his sleeves, and coming to Eurofengshen. Seeing this, the kind Lei Er quickly stepped forward and slammed Yueguan with a sly smile: "Brother Yueguan, don't do this, just bear with it. Isn't this saving the whole city?" When I heard this, I saw that my face was slightly loose and my fist was not so tight. Bud son looked at secretly breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat on her head.

"Later, Qingcheng Mountain discovered my unparalleled handsomeness and domineering, so I left the lake with a piece of cloth and her sacred beast. Later, she found that she forgot to take her clothes, so this love coincidence happened. She came back to pick me up again, but this time she was psychologically prepared, so she wanted to see my kingly demeanor and asked me for two tricks. " Fengshen said, don't forget a wave. The holy emperor on the side tugged at the corner of his mouth and said contemptuously, "It was people who found you peeking and took other people's clothes before they wanted to come back and beat you."

"You know what? Actually, I think Qingcheng will take another shower, and then I will appear again. Maybe Qingcheng will restore her memory. " Fengshen said thoughtfully, then nodded suddenly and violently, boasting: true seconds, true seconds! "?" Before he finished admiring himself, he suddenly felt very quiet around him, and there seemed to be many shadows where he stood.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Fengshen struggled, tied into a palm and threw it out of the conference building.

"Ahem ``````" Ye Jia coughed a little, trying to draw back some angry and irrational behaviors of six people. "Now that three people have tried it, it's time for Qingfeng and the dead emperor to demonstrate your first encounter with Qingcheng."

"Breeze, you go first." The dead emperor seems to have suddenly thought of something to shirk, and there is a trace of doubt and ponder in the light wind and pure black eyes. He smiled and said, "Oh, it's rare to die. The emperor let me go first, so the breeze won't push me away." What happened when Breeze first met Qingcheng was that Breeze snorted, and then he came to Qingcheng with a flash of figure, and soon.

"Wow, what are you doing? Let me go, so the whole city is like a caterpillar. " Qingcheng Mountain was instantly wrapped in cloth like a bug by the breeze, and several guys behind him were so surprised that their chins almost fell off. They watched Qingcheng wriggle on the ground like a bug with big eyes, and the breeze standing by respectfully punched several six people: "That was the first time I met Miss Qingcheng."

"It's a tragedy." Helpless and a group of people said in unison.

"Well, now only the dead emperor. Go and act out your first meeting with Qingcheng. " At night, Jia pinched his forehead with a headache and complained in his heart: Are you kidding? Why is everyone so problematic when they meet Qingcheng Mountain, just normal? "Dead emperor, go." At night, Jia looked at the dead emperor, usually with a serious face. It should be normal for him to contact the whole city for the first time.

"Oh, oh, oh." The face of the dead emperor Black Tie flashed a little red and an embarrassed look on his face, but everyone was watching, which was always bad for him. And for the sake of the whole city, I have to go to bed. "Breeze, loosen the cloth on Qingcheng."

"Have a good class!" The breeze is just a pull in the hand, and the invisible cloth spreads instantly, giving the whole city the ability to move.

"It hurts." Qingcheng complained grumpily, gently pinched her sore joints, looked at the dead emperor who had been kind to herself from the beginning, and said with a little fear, "What are you going to do this time?"

"``````" The dead emperor didn't speak, as if he had made up his mind. He turned around slowly, stood with his feet apart, bent down and aimed at the whole city.

"``````" The people around you are petrified in an instant, and their faces are full of endless cracks.

"What are you doing?" Night ning first return to absolute being, awkward asked.

"The first time I met Qingcheng Mountain, I kicked my chrysanthemum with my feet. I know that Qingcheng's favorite thing to do in this life is this. Only her favorite thing can evoke his memories. " Speaking of the dead emperor's eyes with a firm and persistent, drink, "the whole city! Come on! Pick hard! "

——! Everyone is speechless enough, and Ye Jia has fainted. I didn't expect what happened to the dead emperor to be the most abnormal.

"Not good, Wu Di." The whole city looked at the dead emperor and retreated a little in fear. "I don't want it, I don't want to do such a disgusting thing!" "Say a push away the innocent students standing in front of the door and make a dash for the door!

"Allure!" The dead emperor turned around and shouted to catch up, but the breeze immediately held him down and said, "Let her calm down for a while." Have it both ways, even the dead emperor knows that this kind of thing is too urgent and not good.

"Wow!" A burst of green light, I appeared in the sky of my master's house, and I finally came back, haha, great. Wait, high above.

Twitter ""Several birds passed by me """

"Wow!" An earth-shattering sound, the echo of the gods crying has been echoing in the valley. I feel the wind blowing through my body quickly, so I can only close my eyes and crash into a room. I hit the house and fell into the water, feeling dizzy. I rolled my eyes, grabbed a stick next to me, and supported myself to get up without shaking. "TNND, how can the scroll be sent to such a high place?"

"Allure" and "Be gentle. "I just say that finish, I heard a familiar and annoying voice, that bastard. I dare not look back at him, but my eyes glanced around. This place is a bathroom. In the bathroom, there was the voice of a bastard moon crown. The stick in my hand is warm, and the asshole says it's light. Although it is very bad for me, he dare not mess around, but his baby can be measured in my hand. " Long time no see, Moon Crown. "I whispered, proudly turned around, picked your eyebrows and smiled.

"Hum." There was an evil smile on Yueguan's face. "The monster of the underworld really has the courage to come here alone. Really bold. " Said the naked body began to shine dazzling white light, "my attributes, close to me, are easily killed by me." He looked at me contemptuously as if I were a useless thing in his eyes.

"Really?" I snorted contemptuously and slowly increased my strength. "I can't see that my brother is not small."

You He pinched my shoulder with his red hands. "What do you want?"

"What do I want to do? Ha ha! Tell me, did you tell your master that I am from the underworld? "

"You witch dare to threaten me." As he spoke, his body burst into stronger light, and the hand that grabbed my shoulder also increased its strength. I feel my shoulders are almost crushed by him, but if I give up, it will definitely be over.

"Fuck you." He turned his hand violently, his face turned blue, and he shook his body. He quickly said, "Sister, you have something to say!"

"Hum." I can't help but relax and let Yueguan's originally livid face recover a little color.

"The whole city, not that I'm afraid of you, but I don't want to. If I had used personal beer with unlimited monthly flow, you would have died long ago. " He was panting.

"Are you? I'm not afraid of you either. Even if I am going to die, I will turn your baby three times counterclockwise and fold it at a right angle of 90 degrees to see what you do. " I snorted proudly and stuck out my tongue at him twice. "Brother, it takes some time for you to twist my hand. I want to twist your child, but in a flash. Unless you have the ability to regenerate, we'd better talk calmly. "

"Well, my good school sister, don't get excited, don't get excited." He quickly released the hand that fastened my shoulder, but he still didn't take it away. He was afraid that I would play tricks on him again and didn't dare to fight back, but my shoulder wouldn't hurt so much. I also gently released my tightly held hand, looked up at him and said faintly, "Do the masters know me?"

"I don't know." Yuemian also replied categorically, with a pair of eyes staring at me.

"Why?" I'm a little curious. Is this boy not telling the masters about me because he doesn't want them to know, or is he afraid that the masters will protect me and try to kill me secretly? It is hard to imagine that this boy will be kind.

"Because if you tell the master, they will let me kill you." He said there was something in his tone that he couldn't stand. He pinched my shoulder and gave it a gentle squeeze twice. I frowned. Don't say from the beginning that he doesn't want to meet his warm eyes. "Are you so worried about me? Don't you hate it when I lie to you? "

"yuck."

"Then why?"

"Because I want to push you down before I kill you." He said this sentence calmly, and I blinked at him twice. He looked at me firmly.

"I see."

"hmm."

"Fuck you!" I was furious, holding his baby's hand and getting worse. "After all, you still want to kill me, or rape me first and then kill me!"

"No, there is. I wanted to rape first and then kill. "

"Fuck you! Still play with me. " As I spoke, I increased my strength. As soon as Yuemian bowed her head, I couldn't help but let out a cry: "Allure!"

"What's the matter?" Suddenly the gate was broken and several experts rushed in.

"```````" Several masters suddenly petrified, with their mouths wide open, and looked at me with my hands on my shoulders, naked, while my hands were on his baby `````````````````````````.

"Go on." Several teachers joined together and left the room almost instantly. I wonder who put the door back in the blink of an eye. The speed was amazing, and I didn't even have time to explain it.

"Well, I was misunderstood again." I sighed helplessly, and suddenly I felt that guy's baby was getting hotter and hotter. "Hey, tell your brother to behave."

"I can't control it." His red face a hug me, "the whole city, I miss you so much. I said I wanted to kill you, but I couldn't. Actually, I still like you. Please give it to me today. "

"card wipe." I didn't say much, but the nausea in my heart made me subconsciously turn what I was holding.

"Wow!" ```````

"Yes, this is soup and this is noodles." I brought the soup and a bowl of noodles.

"Very good." Tian Ember said happily, opened the lid and suddenly froze. "When I saw this, I was shocked. I saw that the soup in the pot showed a strange purple color, and several added dishes were dyed deep purple by this purple color, which was very dangerous. Although the whole soup has just been cooked, the purple noodle soup is bubbling, and some purple fog appears from time to time.

"How did you do such a horrible thing?" Tian Yan looked at the evil bubbling soup with black lines in the pot, and my hands with spoons could not help shaking. My face suddenly cracked, and I complained, "I just added everything I could eat, added water and cooked it."

"This soup is like pollution. I want to vomit after reading it, and you told me to eat and leave. " With that, the swan pushed the pot of soup away. I sweated at the soup pushed aside and found that the bottom of the pot seemed to be corroded by the soup.

"This bowl of noodles." Tian Enbo looked at the noodles in the bowl and examined them carefully. The soup before gave him a great shock. "This surface is well done. The noodles are evenly lubricated and well made. There is no such face in this countryside. I'm afraid you made it from dough temporarily. So you are good at fabrics. Tell me, how did you make the cloth into such beautiful noodles? " Tian Ember suddenly looked at me with interest, as if he were a food critic. "PSST ~ ~ ~" After smoking two faces, Tian Ember nodded with satisfaction. "Well, good, good. How on earth did you make this face? I am very curious. "

"So!" Then I took out the flour and water and poured it into my mouth to chew. "This world-class flour is really good, without preservatives." On the one hand, it was already white. I spit out the dough I chewed in my mouth and raised my fist and beat it hard. "This is the process of kneading dough!" "The fist hit the dough hard, and the dough immediately splashed a lot. A few pieces still fell on Tiane's head, and Tiane's face suddenly cracked and could not be stitched. "Finally, it is time to make the dough into strips! "Then I raised my big piece of dough." Bah! "Spit out a piece of flour that sticks to your teeth, and the sky will instantly enter a petrochemical state.

"This is my magic weapon to turn dough into noodles!" After that, I took out a fly swatter. In an instant, Tianbao stood up and looked at me in disbelief. "So." I put the fly swatter in the bowl and pressed the dough down. Squeeze the dough from the hole under the fly swatter, and the noodles will be eaten up by the fly swatter.

"````````" The sky was completely stunned, and a gust of wind blew ```````````.

"Who dares to eat this kind of thing!" Say that finish, the day suddenly lift the table, the whole yard you chase me.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you have a good rest. Qingcheng and I will go to the temple of life first. " Pulled me implicitly and said I was going to the forest. Everyone in the back was stunned. I don't know where the power comes from. I stood up again and shouted, "You bastard dare to take ready-made benefits." As he spoke, several people followed us up like nothing happened.

"Allure, look!" He implicitly pointed to a small palace building and said excitedly that it was like his life. "There is the temple of life."

"How do you know?" I said doubtfully.

"Because it says." Fengshen seems to have found something remarkable and brushed his hair with B suit. "In fact, it's nothing." I don't have time to despise him with everyone. I looked up at the signboard, which read four words, Hall of Life, hello, even the blind can see it.

Cain didn't say much, just a frown gently, pulling me to the inside. The seven guys behind him didn't mock Fengshen, and they followed closely, because the temple was not big, just a small corridor. At the moment when I was on the road, I saw a beautiful flower at the end of the corridor. There are even arrows at both ends of the corridor. Near the arrows, it says: If you want to find the tree of life, don't forget to add the words escape route. ——! The staff here are really conscientious, but will there be staff in this place? It feels more like a trap waiting for us to go in.

"Allure, let's go." Although Guan Yinda hesitated for a while, he finally made up his mind to move on. I can't help but be a little worried. It won't be easy. The problems ahead are so big, it is so simple to reach the temple of life, and there is a direction in the temple of life, which makes people feel that there is danger lurking.

"I know you are worried, but there is no time now. If you don't go, you will die. Although it will be dangerous to go in, it can save your life. I will help you anyway. " Implicit melancholy said, clear eyes scattered with ambiguous reluctance. The guys behind are all black-faced, and Fengshen is even more childish and cries, "This is what I want to say."

"Let's go." The dead emperor still looked serious, but strode forward, ahead of me and Yin. For an instant, I couldn't help but admire him psychologically. This is called a real person. Talk less and do more.

"card wipe." When the dead emperor stepped into the inner hall, I couldn't help looking at his tall black figure with tight eyes. He didn't turn around to see me either. He just glanced around one by one, then turned to look at us and said, "Nothing, come in."

"hmm." I nodded and smiled at him. I was used to it, but the dead emperor trembled slightly, sobbed with a smile, and quickly stepped aside to make way for me.

"Look, that's the tree of life." Fengshen said excitedly, pointing to the only flower in the temple. I can't help looking at the flower with the black line, and I can't help but be excited and confused. I just smoked a cigarette and said incredulously, "That's simply" """"It's """"Chrysanthemum, where is the tree of life? "

That's right! The only plant inserted in the center of the inner hall is a chrysanthemum, which is slightly larger than usual. Well, I don't believe that it would be a tree of life if it was killed at ordinary times, but the chrysanthemum that was killed by heaven is engraved with big characters: tree of life. There is a row of small print next to it: the general idea is to save lives and revive souls. The eating method is to lick the chrysanthemums clean. This product is absolutely genuine. It has been certified by countless people in the market and has a good reputation and curative effect. It usually takes five tests to enter the temple. As long as you have four big tests today, what are you waiting for? Opportunity knocks but once. What are you waiting for? Lick it if you need it.

"````````" All the people were petrified, their faces were covered with cracks that could not be stitched up, and they fell into unspeakable silence around them.

"Ahem" implicitly took the lead, glanced at the chrysanthemum tree in a cold sweat and then turned to look at me. "In that case, you can lick the chrysanthemums in Qingcheng."

"Don't!" I exclaimed, my heart was full of unspeakable disgust. "Don't kill me, you ask Lao Tzu to lick chrysanthemums. That will leave me with an indelible painful memory. " I struggled for a while but refused to get on the bus, so I implicitly winked at the people next to me. Some guys in Lima came to their senses and rushed up to push me without pushing.

"The whole city, licking. I don't think there is anything wrong with that chrysanthemum. " Fengshen giggling away.

"What does it matter if I can save you?" Tian Ember also show little tiger tooth, say with smile:

"The chrysanthemums are very clean." The holy emperor smiled slightly.

"You see how beautiful that flower is. If you lick it, it is different from human chrysanthemums. " A talking moon crown. I don't have to think about it

"If you close your eyes, you can't see anything." The breeze whispers, and I hum helplessly. This boy is really easy to stand and talk.

"Life is crucial. After licking, I don't care what you like. " Counting that time was running out, the dead emperor pushed me back in a hurry.

"Can't you just listen to me for once?" The boy just came to order.

Seeing my head pushed in front of the chrysanthemum, I shook my neck in pain and shouted, "No, let me lick the chrysanthemum, even if I die!" " Looking at my face getting closer and closer to that chrysanthemum, am I going to create a shadow of evil flow here?

"Boom!" Like the fighting spirit of a tiger in a cage, it is intertwined in the air and roughly divided into two parts, which violently impacts the stage play. Several teachers in the audience are very calm and comfortable, but they are all in a cold sweat. It's not that they don't know the amount of quarrel. If we keep fighting like this, the whole venue will definitely be smashed.

"hmm." The headmaster nodded, and hundreds of teachers were present in an instant, but they still didn't move, only privately released circuitous resentment under their feet. Hundreds of powerful fighters sneaked around the stage, slowly surrounding the stage, creating a circuitous quarrelling barrier. Its appearance is to form a beautiful scene, which has generally become a stage effect in the eyes of the audience.

"Oh." The sky snorted, gritted his teeth and fell to one side.

"Cough." The Holy Queen stepped back and fell down.

"Damn." "Fengshen" lay on one side with panda eyes open, struggling in the air with his hands and feet, trying to get up, but in vain.

"This ```````````````` damn it, don't you dare hit the king." The dead emperor ate the pain, closed his eyes and took a cigarette.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." The Moon Crown staggered over and hung her hand on the breeze. Who knows that when she touched the shoulder of the breeze, the breeze tilted to one side, and they fell together indecent.

"Cough ``````````````````" He threw aside the blue face that had been foaming at the mouth. An inertial movement made him very hard, and his hands quickly pressed his thighs and trembled twice to avoid falling. Zhang Jun's face has long been flat, losing its original line shape. At the moment, he is more like a steamed stuffed bun. He just glanced at the people lying on the stage with swollen eyes. At that time, a kind of excitement of victory filled his heart. "Ha ha, Lao Tzu is invincible." """"""""What? However, he took a deep breath because of this painful smile. As a savior, he naturally has a vanity that others can't match. Although he was very tired, he insisted on facing the audience and slowly raised his right hand to the audience.

No, I'm the one who wants to play the hero. How can we steal this boy's thunder? Besides, the dwarf is a supporting role, and the final winner should be me, not you. Since this son of a bitch wants to steal my thunder, I will kill him while he is weak.

"I ```````" pointed at the audience, and he struggled to open his mouth. I slowly slipped behind him and blocked me with my body. At this time, the audience saw Tianzheng, but did not see me hiding behind Tianzheng. "I `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` His body trembled violently, as if facing endless pain.

"You ````````" He shook his body in surprise and turned to look at me with his last strength. I smiled evilly, raised my eyebrows, slowly took back my foot stuck in his chrysanthemum position, and whispered with a serious expression of Stephen Chow playing undercover: "I am undercover."

"bang." There was a loud noise, and the sky lay on the ground in front of me like a corpse. My eyes are rolling because of the severe pain, and my body can't tremble gently and painfully. I quickly return to absolute being, holding Tianzheng's head with a sad face. "Dwarf, I won't let you die in vain. Rest in peace. " Then I learned to reach out on TV and gently caress Tianzheng's eyes in an attempt to close his unwilling eyes, but I found that his eyes were still unwilling to close after I caressed them.

"```````" glanced at the sky with displeasure, and under the cover of Angel and his body, he secretly gave it a heavy blow, making it faint with its neck crooked. What a savior. It's so hard. "Am I alone?" I stood up and said loudly, and returned to normal to play the lines in the script.

Hope to adopt