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Cute. Say a short sentence.

1, the sea of misery is boundless. Do you want to get on my broken boat?

2. Tell you quietly: The moon is a huge biscuit.

In the name of the princess, you were sentenced to life imprisonment for loving me.

4. I suggest you like me. I reply to the message quickly.

Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me?

6. I often record because I think life is worth living.

7, never forget, will definitely buy.

8. I've been very busy recently, busy being cute and busy growing up.

9, the universe of life, return home.

10, go to bed, help me turn off the moon.

1 1, I can get up from both sides in the morning, so cool!

12, the world is bitter, but I am sweet.

13, starlight, moon, the world surrenders.

14, there are thousands of men in Qian Qian in the world. If not, I will change them every day.

15, feed that hungry dream, is a bowl of Milky Way enough?

16, I have been abnormal since I met you.

17, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

18, think of me for a hundred seconds in a row, and you can summon the dragon.

19, is it hot? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

20. I can't stand the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

2 1, I won't pick you up, you died in kindergarten.

22. What's the name of an antenna baby without an antenna?

23. Hello, everyone. Today I am three years and 228 months old.

24. I have been lost in the long road of life.

25, angry to angry, big brother can never love you.

26. Meet a beautiful woman unexpectedly.

27, when I have long hair and waist, I don't wash my hair and stink.

28. Children are responsible for eating and drinking.

29. When I miss you, I am a hawthorn, blushing and sad.

30. This is the first time that we have become human beings. Why are we beautiful women?

3 1, time is proud of the spring breeze, it's an honor to meet you.

32, beauty can't be square, Sao doesn't know what to say.

33. Do you think I am annoying because I am not strong enough?

34. It's great that you are here and I am here.

35. Eat, drink and be merry and live forever.

36. We will grow up and be together.

37. I wrote it down sincerely, because I think life is worth living.

38. Your quilt is mine, and you will be mine all your life.

39. Your casual smile touched my heart.

40. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

4 1, the sky is gray, the wilderness is vast, and the mentality of getting rich is too confused.

42. If this is not love, then I'd rather sell cabbage.

43. You are an orange in the sunset and a bright star in the sky.

44. I have seen the Milky Way, but I like you best.

45. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.

46, understanding is understanding, I still want to be jealous.

47. May all the beauty and softness come as scheduled.

48. Why not? Are you playing hard to get?

49. Tell me if you like me. I am not irresponsible.

50. It's annoying not to thunder. I can't find a reason to get into your arms.

5 1, do what you want, and ask for it if you are wrong.

52. What is there to see halfway up the mountain? See you at the top of the mountain.

53. Romantic copywriting lets us start a new day in a good mood.

54. Ordinary people, do you want to taste the fairy?

Your neck is really cute, with a pig head on it.

I remember that you love me. Maybe I remember wrong.

57. The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell.

58. You are good-looking and pretentious.

59. Sorry, here comes the selfie.

60. I want to be with you day and night, mm-hmm.

6 1, the stars and the moon are asleep.

62. The sunset hinted on your face that I would eat it.

63. What is long is bitter, and what is short is life.

64, not good-looking, P is not too much.

Smoking is harmful to health. Suck me. I am super sweet.

66. A happy life makes pigs fat.

The night in MUBI may not be long, but I want to eat a lot.

68. I can't think of a copy. I miss you.

Like you is my business, don't blame me.

70. I've heard of Jun, and everything is fine.

7 1, two people's money, one person spends.

72. Don't ask me how much I love you. All my dreams are about you.

73. Happiness is not what you think, but what you get.

74. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

75. I am the mouth of a knife and the heart of an axe.

76. Did Brother finish fishing for others? It's time to fish for me.

77. You didn't come back as scheduled, which is the meaning of parting.

78. Don't always surf the Internet, get on the scale.

79. Being single is not a disease, but a role model!

80, kiss you, remember to return the gift!

8 1, life, finally buttered my little powder puff.

82. Open today and be a happy foodie.

83. Interesting friendship is better than perfunctory love.

84. I want to be spoiled and happy. I want you to forget it and ask for money.

85. Everyone else wants to sleep with you, and I want to stay in bed with you.

86. You should be gentle, but you should have strength.

Don't sprinkle salt on the wound, but also sprinkle some cumin.

88. Have you eaten? If you don't, hit your sister.

89. Be my little wild boar and eat pig feed every day.

90. It is better to wait for you to die, at least death will come.

9 1, don't count sheep, the poor sheep can't sleep.

92. Happiness means that cats eat fish, dogs chew bones and I sleep.

93. In the future, I will take the road by myself and take a taxi.

94. It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face.

95. It's windy outside. what can I do for you?

Please don't harass me, I'm harassing others.

97. I call the things that separate us the Milky Way, and they are all blue.

98, solar energy maintenance, the moon can be replaced.

99. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

100, personal profile, gender female, love you.

10 1, be nice to me, and I will give you me and my cuteness!

102. Today, I ate moon eggs at night.