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What is a personality statement?

Relatively trendy:

It is beautiful to experience a sexual life.

Slabs hit the face.

Spicy b! Watch out! (Crayon Shinchan)

I'm here to explore.

Queen, please push harder.

Shit! What the hell!

Let's talk about it after "day"

Until it's comfortable

Male famous undergraduate students, good health, no bad hobbies and housing.

Why not compare men's things?

My foot goes through your black hair.

My mother told me not to tell strange men my name and phone number.

Two pairs of shoes on the ground looked up at the bright moon at the foot of my bed and bowed their heads to eat bananas under such bright light.

God, if you open your eyes, please give me a man.

Dozens of beautiful women said I was handsome, but I denied it, so they hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical.

Eat porridge this morning, shit at noon and shit at night.

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Never trust things that soften after a while.

Laotiantian

Your name is longer than mine. I gave up. All right.

I even sold pp to serve the old hodgepodge. Is it easy for me?

I think of a good name, but I can't think of a good name.

No matter where you register after surfing the internet, you have to worry about what name to take.

My ID card is fake. Don't believe that I am a liar.

Male famous undergraduate, healthy, no bad hobbies, such as housing with an annual salary of one million and a long name.

In fact, it doesn't matter how long the name is, whether anyone likes it or not, and whether bt has personality. In the final analysis, the key is whether such a long name is allowed.

The moon for catching monkeys

Handsome enough to go to the bathroom

Promising young people think in the lower body.

I'm not guilty of shooting you

The long-awaited "shit"

It doesn't matter, as long as you can lie down

Be sure to remember the password this time.

Kimchi ~ Upper Cui Hua

Angry shooter

Affectionate and base, heartless and base.

Love life, love bin Laden.

Son, shoot dad.

There is no obvious abnormality in the chest.

be deeply rooted

I am your pet.

Betty Wong is cheap enough.

Better be a glans penis than a sheep's tail.

Baby, I'm coming in.

I dedicated my youth to the cat, but I was locked in a dark room.

Ride 28 cars until the end of the year

Kick you in the face with my 37 feet.

Don't believe me, I'm lying.

Barbecued pork is better than you.

I waited until my news leaked.

Braised fish all day long.

Give it directly to you

References:

Quote a cat flutter

More philosophical:

Life is about choosing one thing and giving up the others.

Anger is punishing yourself with other people's mistakes; Keeping an optimistic attitude and pursuing a positive life is the true meaning of life!

Everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

People always yearn for what they don't have, but don't cherish what they have, so everyone will yearn for the distance!

Desire is that you are rich in your heart and don't deliberately pursue fame and fortune. Save for spring and summer; My heart has experienced joys and sorrows, which makes me have a relaxed rhythm all my life.

On a sunny and warm morning, I read the Book of Songs alone, and my heart drifted to the ancient times to smell the sound of hunting.

In today's city, it seems that everyone can't let friendship get close.

Pay attention to everyone around you, why are they all cold eyes?

In today's city, it seems that everyone can't let friendship get close.

I wish you a personality, haha. I hope mine can be adopted.