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Happy holidays, talk humorously.

The humor at the end of a happy holiday is as follows:

1, it's time to relax after the holiday and prepare for the New Year.

I'm finally going to work. It doesn't matter whether I have a holiday or not. The main reason is that I like working.

3, my food scraps +2% happiness pieced together into my 8 days.

I made a plan before the holiday and finished a P at the end of the holiday.

5, bad! The holiday slipped away from me!

6, the best time is on the road, all the happiness does not have to pretend.

7. Empty the laziness of the holiday and look at the money.

8. The holiday ended in a blink of an eye. If I knew, I wouldn't blink.

9. After the holiday, I began to recall the happy time.

10, God gave me a National Day holiday, but I didn't cherish it. If you give me another chance, I will do my homework well, provided that I give it again.

1 1, trying to catch the tail of the holiday.

12, I went to bed early, and I will go to work early tomorrow, as long as I hurry! The closer it is to next weekend.

13, did you have a good holiday? ""it's not fun. "

14, an interesting holiday, half is mountains and rivers, and the other half is a selfie by a beautiful woman.

15, always respect holidays, never eat much, never drink much, never play much.

16. After today, I will break up with my holiday, because there is a third party between us, called "going to work".

17, an inch of time is an inch of gold, and I am sad without a holiday.

18, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that you can't recognize me after work.

19, the holiday is coming to an end, and it's time to make a summary: sleep in the morning, sleep in the afternoon, take a nap in the afternoon, and play mobile phones at night.

20. It took one day to open your eyes and close your eyes, and another eight days to open your eyes and close your eyes.