Funny joke: How to prevent the double 1 1 from being a black sheep?

Distance double 1 1 sprint and 1 day. How to achieve family stability? Now, give us three tricks to cure the wife's hand-chopping disease!

1. Chicken soup for the soul

Every woman has a little angel sleeping in her heart. All we have to do is wake her up ~

Talk about life, ideals, the pressure of life and the hardships of struggle after dinner. ...

Then check the account balance and carefully analyze a family who spends money to eat and drink Lazar. ...

Unconsciously awakened her housekeeping side: wife, stop when it's time to have fun 1 1. ...

This is a long-lasting war of words, relying on acting, relying on patience, and most importantly, your eloquence!

If you know the truth, talk and laugh, and the shopping cart will go up in smoke ~ It's a piece of cake, so easy ~

2. Method of fund transfer

It's time to test your character. Mobilize all your relatives and friends to borrow money. Many hands make light work. Empty your assets before double 1 1, and make your wife feel powerless in the face of temptation ~

Of course, if you can transfer to your personal vault ..... you are tired of hurting!

Step 3: Cut the grass and remove the roots.

It's time to show your man's courage. This method is simple and rude, and the difficulty coefficient is low: delete a treasure, unload a cat, and cancel all bank card online payment services. Of course, you can also directly cut off the loss report. Come if you dare! Eliminate consumption from the source! Unfortunately, the name tells us that this method is too vicious, and the consequences are self-evident: it hurts the muscles and bones, and it is serious!