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One-liners without swearing are horizontal and malicious.
1. I know what I am and I don't want to expose you.
2. Sister, stop pretending. I want Rick's green tea.
You are like a god beast.
I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
5. Waste air when alive, waste land when dead, and waste RMB when half dead.
6. It's my fault that I have no vision. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.
7. How do you care for your skin? How can you care so much?
8. Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.
9. Do you have long hair just to look taller?
10. If you want to curse today, I won't scold you.
1 1. If the country grades appearance, your appearance can be guaranteed.
12. What do you want to live? Figure subsistence allowance? #, copyright
13. Look at you. You were born a cucumber, so you don't need to shoot it.
14. Your skin is very thick. When can I touch it?
15. Do you have long hair just to look taller?
16. Shh, don't talk. When you don't talk, I still feel like a person.
17. I sincerely wish your love life as the US stock market rises. 18. I want to be a gardener and plant a number b in your heart.
19. I like X so much that I can be a pair of underwear in my next life.
20. Your mother must play mahjong! #, copyright
2 1. You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a human.
22. I am not a straw boat. Don't let your bitch come to me.
23. What did you look like before the accident?
24. Your birth is an apology letter from Durex.
25. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.
26. You look like a QR code. I really don't know what it is without scanning!
27. Don't talk this day. If you can't speak, I'll give you two yuan to buy a bottle of green tea in the supermarket to quench your thirst.
28. I like pretending to be a pair of underwear in my next life.
29. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.
30. My sister's blush is too weak. My sister can make it up with a slap. 3 1. The prerequisite for others to save face for you is that you must have a brain first! #, copyright
There are more and more animals in today's society. I forgive you for doing more animals in order to maintain your noble status as an animal.
33. I am a woman, too. I have never met such a scheming person as you.
34. My parents gave me life. Cherish it. I go my own way. Be careful.
35. Do you know how delicious West Lake Longjing is? Just like you.
Harmful witticisms without swearing are horizontal hurtful words. I hope you like it!
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