Humorous sentences describing insomnia

1, still lying in bed awake, this is not insomnia, this is called staying up late.

2, I don't know why, I can't sleep. I'm sleepy and uncomfortable now.

No matter how to make a girl laugh, it is more important than a man who made her cry once. It kept me awake for a long time.

4. Interesting girls are single, because they can support the boring years alone, and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves.

Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you and do better in exams.

6, insomnia every night just to think about where a person's north nose is.

7. It's only when you lose sleep that you realize that your past life was actually a coffee bean.

8. If you want to sleep, or simply don't want to sleep, you will lose sleep every night. Vote! Mixed feelings.

Monks are fashionable because they all wear harem pants.

10, can't sleep, can't sleep, friends. There are people who can't sleep like me and often suffer from insomnia.

Life is like a dream, always insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

12, you are so strange. Smoking is bad for you, you like it, wine is bad for you, you like it, staying up late is bad for you, you like it, I am good for you, and you don't like it.

13. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed. You will never lose sleep again.

14, first thing in the morning, open your eyes, first thing at night, close your eyes.

15, I have planned my life 800 times when I have insomnia, and I still do it every day.

16, people who say good night to sleep are often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

17, I lost sleep magically again, and the days passed quickly.

18, in order to find out the cause of insomnia last night, I lost sleep again tonight.

19. I can't sleep every night. Getting up thinking about you is like sleeping pills.

20. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.