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Say signature phrases in a bad mood

One, if one day, the whole world doesn't want you. Don't panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either.

Second, saying goodbye is better than getting married. Fuck the distance. It's beautiful. Fuck the X-year itch.

Third, to say that you have lost your courage is to wait for others to give you strength.

Fourth, no one can control your life, but many times we need more courage to strengthen our choices. If one day the whole world hates me, will you tell me that I still like you so much? If you belong to me, you only belong to me. I don't like sharing with others.

When a man says that he will give you happiness in the second half of your life, he is actually giving you sexual happiness in the second half.

Sixth, men are mud and women are water. If there is more mud, the water will be turbid. Too much water and thin mud; No more, no less, squeezed in two clay figurines.

No matter how carefully you speak, someone will distort you.

I lack sleep, money, love and brains. The only thing I don't lack is meat.

Talking, eating, watching movies, listening to songs, hugging, kissing, shopping, walking, laughing, shouting, buying food, cooking, washing dishes, staying up late, playing games and taking a bath.

10. Cities look the same without you.

Eleven, empty, not nothing, but forgetting what is in your heart, leaving room to carry the new. The most dangerous thing in life is that the heart is too full and the brain is too full. If the heart is full, the rest will not fit. Full of brains, can't absorb new knowledge. What is already there is not necessarily right. All life needs to be renewed. Forget what you have for a while and make yourself have nothing. This is emptiness.

Twelve, tired is not a kind of incompetence, but a kind of responsibility. Never think that we can escape, life has no end, and reality is always a starting point. Never give up, no matter when or where. Only by maintaining a struggling attitude can we prove the existence of life.

Thirteen, when the moon is missing, tell yourself quietly that life is like this. There are always valleys and bumps. Give yourself a smile, free and easy. When the moon is full, I secretly tell myself that life can't be complacent. There are always setbacks and failures. Give yourself a warning. Apathy is a kind of beauty. No matter how good others are, they are others. No matter how miserable you are, you are yourself, your unique self. As long as you try to be yourself, life is enough.

Fourteen Mention a city. Think about the food there. This is the meaning of gourmet travel.

Fifteen, since you choose to live, you have to bear part of the responsibility. I hope to have such a person, give me calm love, accompany me to see all the scenery in the world and make me happy all my life. Gradually understand that love is not just a verbal expression, it is very complicated, it is a happy beginning!

Sixteen, the word idiot is so cute. People whose IQ is so low that they really don't deserve it

Seventeen, you're not here. There is no point in waking up. Let's go back to our dreams. Just you and me.

Sincerity is more important than appearance, but sincerity is not as easy to see as appearance.

Nineteen, for me, nothing in life is more terrible than falling behind.

Twenty, when looking in the mirror, I generally dare not look more, for fear that I will fall in love with myself.

2 1. Throw what you can and throw what you can't. Don't love people who are cute but don't love them.

The color of the money in my pocket determines my mood today.

Twenty-three, in the same way. The so-called fat and thin are also contrasted. Never had absolute value.

24. The biggest crime in this world is being too emotional. But I like to charge.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

There is an arrogance that makes me think I don't care.

Twenty-seven, I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.

Twenty-eight, I was so excited that year that I said I could stick to my dream.

29. Some diseases can be cured. Some diseases don't need treatment. Some diseases skip treatment and die directly. Like love. Love. Love.

When you are three or five years old, you can run to the field one kilometer away just to catch a butterfly. At the age of ten, you can run around the shops in the street for an ice cream. Seventeen years old, you can go to a strange city alone for the person you like. Twenty-seven years old, you can find anyone for life. You said that you are getting lazy, too lazy to love and too lazy to be loved.

At the age of thirty-one, there are always too many expectations and disappointments, too many dreams and too many words to say. In fact, some things, gently put down, not necessarily not easy; Some people, deeply remembered, are not necessarily happy; Some pain, light is refreshing, not necessarily experienced. Rough roads give people a warm side; Life is a storm, give yourself a smile. Life is to keep happiness in your heart, then melt it quietly and spread it slowly!

Thirty-two, you can not love me, you can ignore me, you can do anything, just don't give me hope, and then finally let me down.

33. Actually, I am also a fairy, but I didn't grasp it when I came down, and my face landed first.

Thirty-four, women, do your own thing; A man should belong exclusively to a woman.

They say that if you love someone too much, that person won't love you.

Thirty-six, a love will turn a woman into four kinds of people: cute, sad, ridiculous and sad. It's ridiculous that you love him and he doesn't love you. It's pathetic that you are persistent when you know you don't love him. It's already sad, and it's even sadder to hold on to it. A bad relationship will destroy your heart a little. Good love will only make you cuter. Go with someone who makes you cute.

37 years old, but year after year, I have forgotten what my dream is.

Talk about personalized signature phrases when you are in a bad mood

I can resist loneliness and loneliness, but I can't resist your silence around me.

Second, if love is providential, it snows, the wind blows on your face, you love clothes and people miss you. . . . .

Third, with care, your life is not pale, and your life is not helpless.

Fourth, forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning, and writing hard just to help Xueba get to the bottom.

Five, copy a Jiang Nanyu, intoxicated by the poetic feeling in the dream, my heart flies with it, and I am lonely and happy.

6. Don't care about the time and energy you spend, and don't worry that the money you spend on this cause seems to be wasted, because as long as you pay and work hard, you will get something, and the result of this harvest is often better than what you pay.

Seven, sometimes, the road to go hand in hand does not really come to an end, such as friends, such as lovers, such as marriage. However, we care too much about ourselves, and no one will be wronged and no one will suffer. In this way, finally, our beloved lover broke up, our close friend became a stranger, and our marriage for many years suddenly broke up. In fact, life is innocent, it is ourselves, which adds years to people's lives.

Eight, tell yourself that you can't be crazy and lazy now, and the future is very important.

Nine, men always pay attention to women who don't look at him, and so does fate.

Ten, people live a lifetime, there is nothing wrong with suffering, it can make you better cherish the sweet taste; There is nothing wrong with patience, life needs to wait, and it is difficult to break out without silence; There is nothing wrong with being ordinary. It is a great luck to feel the beauty of life every day. There is nothing wrong with compromise. To take a step back and be generous with others is actually to let go of yourself. There is nothing wrong with failure, as long as it can't destroy you, it will only make you stronger.

Eleven, there are so many similar people in the world, just because you are the first to know, others have to be your shadow and bear your traces.

Twelve, people are most afraid of: the strangeness after deep friendship; The pain after serious; Use after trust; Indifference after tenderness; Love has providence, whether it will take care of itself; Why is there always nothing to say when the heart is connected? Sound, also tired; Tangible and bitter; The injured person is still injured. The original invisible scar is the most painful, and the tears that can't flow out are the coldest.

Thirteen, one is different and two is wide, and each is in its place.

Fourteen years later, he took the Qiang flute and played her favorite songs all the way, and finally came to her hometown from Mobei.

15. Although I haven't seen or talked to you for a long time, I always want to distinguish you from the crowd when I walk through the busy streets of JaeHee. Sometimes I think back to my school days and inadvertently think of you. This feeling is wonderful.

Sixteen, you are like a grain of dust to the whole world; But for me, it is the whole world! And now, I have lost the whole world!

Seventeen, only learn to be alone with yourself, the mind will be clean, the mind will be mature, and the mind will be broad.

Eighteen, do a thing, no matter how difficult, whether there will be a result, these are not important, even if it fails, there is nothing wrong. The key is whether you have the courage to get rid of the shackles and face them bravely. Many times, we don't lack methods, what we lack is the determination and courage to go forward bravely. Don't be timid from the beginning and don't look back and forth when things are going on. Only in this way can everything be possible.

Nineteen, when people are bored, it is more terrible than anything, because it happens from themselves and there is no cure. Lu Xun

Twenty, some people, some things, wrong for a while, is a lifetime.

Twenty-one, there is always a kind of love in the world, not for appearance, not for money, not for birth, not for the future, not for being together, not for possession, but for love, purity and transparency.

When you find that life is so painful and absurd, of course, you should know that tears are not the best way to deal with it.

Twenty-three, if missing becomes your trouble and greeting becomes your burden, I don't know how to express my sadness; If you don't care about me anymore and don't recall in your spare time, I don't know where to go.

Twenty-four, others think you are too cold, and you think you have social phobia. In fact, you just feel inferior.

Twenty-five, everyone who is really strong has to spend a period of time without help and support. Everything is supported by oneself, and all emotions are only known to oneself. But as long as you bite the bullet, everything will be different.

Never regret anything, because that was what you wanted.

Twenty-seven, as if nothing had happened, turned out to be the best revenge. Why do you want to prove something to someone who is not worth it? Live better for yourself.

Say a complete set of phrases when you are in a bad mood.

What is the difference between pain and no pain? So what is the difference between heartache and heartache?

I want to know how important an individual is until my heart aches.

You said you would take me away, but you forgot to hold my hand.

Personal differences separate our distance.

Wait quietly and keep silent.

How long should a person endure undue pain? When he adapted to this painful environment, should he be said to be lucky or unlucky?

Don't mind, forget the first day; It doesn't matter, when you are busy the next day; What should I do? You still didn't call on the third day. You promised to call me every day and tell me that you are thinking of me.

I can pretend I don't know how good you are to him.

Pour all your hopes into doing one thing, and you will despair after failure.

In order to see me fly, you are willing to stand in situ and look up.

The advantage of being sick is that you can naturally spoil others.

Forget it, these two words contain a lot of disappointment.

Through the desolation of February, thank you for being here.

How many heartbreaks have I had; How many in the past; The most beautiful memory that once ran aground in memory has long been forgotten by the season. I am sad because of nostalgia. I've been holding on to memories and won't let go.

Do you always change your bottom line for one person? I've been making excuses for someone and trying to forgive him, but in fact, ta doesn't like you that much.

Why do you suddenly want to cry? Don't I have a little sadness against the current?

Miss you and forget yourself; You only remember yourself and forget to think of me.

If people are bored, they can use nose bubbles for fun.

Advertisements always appear at the best time, and you always leave when I love you the most.

First love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

There is always one person who can completely hurt you with one sentence.

How many people keep changing their signatures? In fact, they just want someone to feel something.

I'm so afraid that we will gradually become strangers and even can't say a word when we are chatting in full swing now.

A harmless woman, which one was not soft-hearted and sick before?

The strongest thing I have ever done is to hear you say that you love her, and her smile never diminishes and her tears never drop.

You remember everything except me! But I forgot everything except you.

If you like me, you will die.

People who make you uncomfortable often don't know how to make you uncomfortable.

I am still young and need some advice. But I don't need your advice. .....

Perhaps, I don't know how to cherish. When you need me, I have nowhere to look until you leave. Until now, maybe I don't even deserve to miss you.

We met at the wrong time and parted at the right time.

The advertisement was well watched, and suddenly a TV series popped up.

You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

The oath was just a slip of the tongue!

It's not that you can't forget, it's that you never forget.

How to know the world and therefore be unsophisticated.

Nine roses are long-lasting, 99 roses are long-lasting, but 99 roses are relatively luxurious and long-lasting. ...

There are two me in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

There is a person hiding in my heart, afraid to say or touch.

I'm afraid I'll be more sad, so I have to pretend to be more indifferent than you.

Is your acting bad, or am I exposed too early?

Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care about anything.

Give me a fulcrum and I can sleep all day. `

Old love vows are like passing clouds. When you think of a sentence, you will be slapped.

Leave my life with you for my own good.

I can love you wholeheartedly, or I can give you up without my heart.

Life is like a journey, what matters is not the destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood to see it.

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate.

You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others. ...

Distance will never separate two hearts that really care about each other.

I don't have a pot, but I'll stew you!

I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

Eat without food, save money and fall in love.

Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

The greatest act of unrequited love is Yucheng. You don't love me, but I become you. A true secret love is a lifelong career, and I won't give up because he left you. Without this feeling, don't fall in love easily.

If we can't be together, it means that we have no fate. Since there is no fate, there is nothing to regret not being together.

Success is a ladder that people with their hands in their pockets can't climb. ?

Mu Xin: Whenever desire comes, people have a strange power, greed, jealousy, stubbornness and embarrassment. What's done is done, and then it's boring and boring. To put it aside, you must never cut it, and you would rather have nothing.

Recently, I have been so poor and crazy that I have no money to buy cakes, so I can only eat steamed bread. Flatten the steamed bread if you want to eat pie. If you want noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

Be the first me, not the second me.

Life principle: stand tall, sit flat and walk wide. Attitude towards life: keep a kind heart, have a good relationship and enjoy a good life. Life goal: to contribute classics to society and create a wonderful life!

If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

There is a kind of person who always sticks to his original heart and will not fall in love because of loneliness. They have been single because they haven't met their destiny takes a hand. Because, there is a single, that is, rather short than extravagant. If you want to love, please love deeply. If it's just for fun, it would rather never happen.

Be a woman in the new era of China: get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, write codes, find anomalies, kill Trojan horses, climb over the fence, drive a good car, afford a new house, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans. ...

Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just a little sleep, and don't overdo it.

If you believe in fate, then all accidents are doomed; If you don't believe in fate, then everything is predestined by accident.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

A gentle gentleman, a eager lady.

The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

I would rather be ugly and handsome than beautiful and similar.

What I want is to eat instant noodles together and drink soup with an open mind.

Things that are too beautiful are never suitable for experience, because once experienced, they cannot be forgotten.

Don't let everyone know about the past.

I don't think I need temporary cold and late warmth.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

Make contributions to society without harming others!

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

History, only names are true; Fiction, only the name is fake.

Nowadays, it is not easy to sell more cucumbers for couples.

You can disagree, but learn to respect. Complete works of classic quotations

Either endure it or be cruel.

Seeing others is not pleasing to the eye because you are not cultivated enough.

, the same tap water, loaded with your mother's purity!

If you don't love, you have to love, which is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

Some people's love is just an emotion at that time. If the other person mistakenly regards this feeling as a long-term love, it is naive.

One day your edges and corners will be smoothed by the world, you will pull out your thorns, you will learn to smile at the person you hate, and you will become a quiet person.

People who love each other will not end up breaking up, nor will they really be unfaithful for a hundred times because of a mistake; People who love each other will grow up together in the ups and downs of their feelings. As long as we get through a twist, love will grow a little, and after another twist, everyone will learn to cherish each other a little. Love is getting deeper and deeper all the way. We will only love each other deeply and understand each other's goodness, and we will never be apart again.

I don't care how long the voyage separates us. Missing makes a person stronger.

I'm afraid your sudden silence will cut off my warm heart.

Many people think that there is no love when two people are as familiar as relatives. In fact, love is dull and it is the beginning of life. Strong love is often fluid, and loving you will also love others. So the important thing is not to fall in love with you, but to love you only. What matters is not how much you love, but whether you can love to the end. It's easy to find someone to fall in love with, but it's hard all your life. So please remember this sentence: loving the person you love is eternal.

Your heart is the place where I want to come back wherever I go.

Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

If you eat it, you will never spit it out again, so think twice before you eat it. So is love.

What makes us psychologically miserable is not the thing itself, but our thoughts about it and the stories fabricated around it.

The most successful thing in a woman's life is to choose the right man.

For your Audi, my Dior, we have to refuel!

Learn to give up, turn around and leave before crying, leaving a simple back; Learn to give up, bury yesterday in your heart and leave the best memories; Learn to give up, you can have a more relaxed start, and the black and blue love is not necessarily unforgettable.

Some things last a lifetime.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

Joy is as short as fireworks, and feelings are as fragile as glass.

When you said you were leaving, I smiled and said goodbye. You turned your back, and I cried and said, be happy.

Once a woman falls in love with a man, it is like giving her a glass of poisoned wine and drinking it willingly in the most beautiful posture.

Don't just talk without listening, learn to listen.

Love is like this. The dust of years has swept the fallen leaves of memories, cried, laughed, quarreled and quarreled, and then found the best memories together. I think you are my favorite person. I want you to hear all the most beautiful words in the world. I will tell you these words quietly, because they are the secret words in our hearts. Honey, I love you.

Memories always slap me in the face and point to old wounds, forbidding me to forget.

I have no right to have something that doesn't belong to me.

Like a person, together will be very happy; Love a person, together will be inexplicably lost.

Fireworks, half-life blurred, pour all I have, only with a little memory.

I wonder whose name I will hysterically call when I am drunk one day.

If you always think of me when no one is with you, I'm sorry, I really don't need you.

Love in a bad mood, talk about phrase signature

First, I would rather be like a child than see too many things and listen to too many mistakes, just for a lifetime.

If you care too much about the opinions of others, your life will become a pair of underwear. You must pick up the fart of others.

Without love, the earth becomes a grave.

Fourth, it is not popular these days to be more beautiful than your girlfriend and love your girlfriend more than anyone else.

Five, a city, a love, a person, a lifetime of pain!

6. Maybe love is not nostalgia, not enthusiasm, but time, and time has become a part of life.

Seven, have you ever loved? Like a dog.

Eight, the 16-character policy of love: cast a net in an all-round way, focus on training, and stick to one.

Nine, all love, from youth, is the most beautiful. Finally, sincerity is either lost to life or given to years.

Ten, I leave the most extravagant time for you to squander, just to make you remember me all your life.

Sometimes I really want to forget you and only remember the world. However, I often forget the whole world and only remember you.

Twelve, because it is important, it will not go too close, so it will be a good confidant for life.

13. Unqualified love is like giving charcoal in the snow and giving charcoal in the fire, adding chaos to your busy schedule.

14. Falling in love with you ruined your original self.

Fifteen, a pale face all day, a body that has lost its soul, what do you want to rely on to continue to maintain your heart? If it is not so capricious, then whether it is still like this; If you weren't so stubborn, could you still see yourself now? If you don't interfere with your feelings, will you cherish yourself now?

I'm not stupid, I'm just not smart.

17. Although Zhou Wang was autocratic, he loved da ji deeply.

Some people love to come and go.

Nineteen, without you, who should I write my feelings for and change my signature for?

Twenty, every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life. Please don't get old too fast, but understand too late.

Pretend I'm happy and go straight ahead without looking back.

Twenty-two, I haven't come to say I love you, you have turned and left.

Twenty-three, if he doesn't have you in his heart, why stick a hot face, save some self-esteem and love yourself.

If I don't care, I don't even think about it.

Twenty-five, some questions, no answer is the final answer; Some things, no result is the best result.

Twenty-six, now I know that love is a disease.

Twenty-seven, sometimes people can't see more than the human heart.

In fact, the person I miss has long died in time.

Twenty-nine, if I can ignore you! Threaten a person with conditions, then this person must love you very much.

How can the pain of life be pleasant?

Thirty-one, when love comes, you are caught off guard, and love loses you.

32. It suddenly occurred to me that 10 years ago, my father told me that character determines fate.

Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss you!

The fairest thing that God does is that each of us will die.

35. There are no simple words in adult life.

Mr. Leng, let's break up! Leave me alone!

No one knows who will accompany you to the end, until the end.