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Interesting replica of sand sculpture

Interesting replica of sand sculpture

1. If you are really hungry, call me and I will give you some snacks to chew.

What kind of fish are you? Why is it so hard to catch?

3. I woke up thinking I was taller, but I was covered with a quilt.

Don't ask me what I like to eat in the future I like to eat my teammates' lines best.

In order to live up to today's fine weather, I decided to go to the basketball court. Sure enough, my little brother who played basketball picked up a lot of mineral water bottles.

6. I can brush your circle of friends 100 times and read our chat record 100 times, but I just won't chat with you, because I'm Altman and it's really inconvenient to type with gloves on.

7. What a shabby community! Just after taking a shower, the water suddenly cut off.

Fortunately, I had a brainwave and told the shower a joke, and it just smiled.

8. They are all Disney princesses on the run, and I am Cui Hua on the run in the village.

9. I want to eat my sadness in one bite, but I don't want to eat it in one bite.

10. Eating and living is like a train. To sum up, just eat, eat, eat.

1 1. Who can cheat my feelings but not my money? I can love many people all my life, but I really can't make much money.

12. I heard that it rained in your city. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If you do, it will rain for nothing.

13. When I just came out of the shower, I always felt so beautiful, so cute, so cute, because my brain was washed.

14. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you thought I wanted to take your motorcycle.