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Sending a circle of friends will explode.

I want to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

2. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

3. Who said that "if you don't forget, you will have the aftermath"? The person you like never talks to me and wants to get rich overnight, which has never come true.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

5. The so-called portrait of a couple is to take a couple apart.

The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

Seven. Poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

8. If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

I want to work hard and don't want others to say that I am nothing but cute. 10. Marriage is like this. If you find the right person, you will be romantic for a lifetime; I've got the wrong person. I've been talking about swords all my life!

1 1. It is better to be cruel to yourself than to others; Only by standing up to difficulties can we live up to our dreams; If you don't want to suffer all your life, you have to suffer for a while.

12. After paying the salary, a week of arrogance means a week, a week of saving, a week of expectation, and this month is over!

Thirteen. "I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone steps on my bottom line." "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

15. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect: Are you taking a selfie online?

16. Be a simple person, be happy if you are happy, and lose face if you are unhappy. You don't have to be nice to everyone, and they don't give you money.

17. Summer is just not good. When poverty jingles, I don't even have to drink the northwest wind.

It suddenly occurred to me that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and I suddenly burst into tears.

Nineteen.

When I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.

20. Go to the canteen to eat. I am very excited and happy to eat a steel wire, because the canteen finally washed the pot today!

Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.

Twenty-two "Doctor, I haven't slept well recently. Am I terminally ill? School is about to start.

There are two kinds of successful people in the world, one is a fool and the other is a madman. A fool is a man who can bear hardships, and a madman is a man who can act.

Twenty-four We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly roasted oil.

25. Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty, okay?

26. "Sorry, you are not my type." "Why? Because you are all meat. "

27. Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!