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Women's shopping mood and humor

1. Shopping is like a marathon. The only difference is that I took a shopping bag instead of a medal.

Today's goal is to find a perfect pair of shoes, and tomorrow's goal is to find a man who can afford this pair of shoes.

If someone says I don't love money, he must have never seen me in the mall.

When I walk into a shop, I will tell myself that I just look and don't buy. Then I laughed, because I knew I was just joking.

My wallet and my desire for new clothes are always contradictory, but in the end, my wallet always loses the battle.

6. Do you know why the store always offers discounts? Because they knew I was coming!

7. Every time I say I want to quit shopping, I immediately find a dress that I can't resist.

8. I am not a spendthrift. I just like watching money turn into beautiful clothes.

9. I'd rather spend money on clothes than leave it in the bank to grow mildew.

10, some people say that I am a shopaholic, but I am just investing in my own happiness.