Talk about scolding classmates

[Classic 1]: You didn't learn so many weapons in China, but you learned swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman.

[Classic 2]: I'll give you a pair of couplets when I'm on holiday:

Part 1: A tree without skin will definitely die.

The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world.

Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.

[Classic 3]: A slap on the wall won't buckle! ! !

You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

[Classic 4]: A man is cheap all his life, but a pig is cheap.

Living is a waste of air, and home is a waste of land and RMB.

[Classic 5]: Seeing that you are well-proportioned, handsome and charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom, you must be the best among scum and the beast among beasts, and according to my observation, you must have been short of calcium since childhood, but you have been short of love since you grew up, and your grandmother doesn't hurt you, and your uncle doesn't love you. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! You said you, uncle, I taught you to practice sword, you practiced sword, you practiced sword, and you practiced bitch! There are so many sword moves. You prefer learning drunken swords to practicing golden swords. Practice * * *! Finally, I became a drunken silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! "

Lang Lang Gan Kun has a shadow in the sky, and there are five colorful stars shining in the sky. The old gentleman came to order soldiers and greeted everyone's voice on the road.

The old gentleman chooses the Eight Immortals. Huayang real people are reduced to the world. Suffering from emotional robbery, continue to cultivate immortality. Later generations were named Lu.

Late at night, the full moon hangs in the sky, and Li Xuanxiu is firm in heart and charming in expression. Bullying dog county magistrate.

Lift Li into the bridal chamber by force. Li Xuanning would rather die than sleep. Drinking in the bridal chamber and pretending to be dead. Robber of July 7th, give back the soul to Yang.

You let me know the true meaning of nausea. You let me see the offspring of the second generation of nerves. How many descendants of Tian Pengyuan Shuai can be fascinated by your hairstyle or fall in love with you, and how many close relatives of mosquitoes can be attracted by your smell. Your clothes can make many beggars remember you deeply, because they know that others only wear underpants to beg. Your athlete's foot can stop the earth, the river flows backwards, and the calcium deficiency of the living stinks. Let's talk about your head first: fleas can spend spring, summer, autumn and winter in it, and dandruff is as beautiful as snowflakes. If it falls there, there will be an unparalleled smell around it, and the flowers and plants will turn yellow and will not regenerate. You are as slim as a pregnant cow. Your brain is half as clever as my pig. Skin is your best umbrella, lying in the coal for half a year,

Your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child. Your classmate committed suicide because of you,

Your grandmother went to see your grandfather, who has been away for you for five years. It is your teeth that tell me that dogs and people are one ancestor. How many cleaners do you need to take a shower to get through the sewage blocked by the sludge you washed? There are a hundred of your deskmates, 99 of them are all dead, all committed suicide, and one of them didn't fall to death and became a cripple. Where your saliva falls, there are crows and maggots.