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Interesting talk about boys in 2020
Sometimes I pretend to look around, but I'm just peeking at the person I like.
I really want to beat you, because I want to take care of you all my life.
You are so beautiful. Can I hit you?
We can be together because there is nothing suitable or inappropriate in love.
6. You said you wanted to grow old with me. After I dyed it, you called me non-mainstream.
Someone praised me for being handsome just now. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am more handsome than before.
8. Tell me what makes me happy.
9. Speak well and don't seduce me
10. How can I just get enough sleep?
1 1. A person is particularly afraid of ghosts at home. Not afraid of ghosts. I am afraid of loneliness.
12. I want to shake the shoulders of time and shake everything it stole from me.
13. I want to break up with you! So let's be together first.
14. Young people should not always stay up late and learn to cook porridge occasionally.
15. I really don't understand. Some people who have turned to ashes can't recognize their makeup now.
16. Well, you see, I can eat by my face, but I must use chopsticks.
17. It rained for several days, and my face is round. Although there is no connection between the two, I hate them.
18. The boy around you is not handsome but not pleasing to the eye.
19. On the way back to the dormitory, I saw several girls painting their eyebrows to the ends of the earth.
20. Who do you choose to love or who loves you?
2 1. My idea is simple: make more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.
22. I will ignore you if I say I ignore you. Can't you talk to me? Let you eat shit, why don't you go?
Junk food is delicious, and scum like me is always attractive.
24. I count the minutes of time, calculate the size of your pace and the length of your street, but I still miss you.
You can bully my friend, but I warn you, don't let me see it, otherwise, I will laugh.
It is a very troublesome thing to introduce you to someone. Just simply stay with me.
27. It's hard for you to meet someone as interesting and lovely as me again. Then spoil me more.
28. Don't ask me why I am in a bad mood. I have the most handsome facial features. I'm just hungry.
29. I really feel sick that you used the same pick-up technique twice.
When you are old, I can't walk any further. I grin at you with wrinkles: you see, I like you all my life.
32. All day today, I am surrounded by two emotions, hungry and wanting to have a holiday.
33. I still want to listen to math class, in case I understand it one day.
Short legs. Don't be afraid of being short. Besides being cute, she can pick up money faster than others.
If you need help, just say so that I can refuse you.
In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.
You are the cutest one who has seen so many pigs.
38. Trade ten years for your lifelong mental retardation.
39. I want to see if you are uglier when you are asleep than when you are awake.
40. Don't comfort me. I don't need to trouble you to look in the mirror and restore my good mood.
On the domineering space of boys in 2020
1. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless. Everyone's birth is specially customized by God. Do you want to know what kind of future you will have when you are born on this day?
I really don't know if I have changed. Or have you changed?
4. Happiness is like a cat chasing a mouse. One wants to chase and the other wants to escape.
When you are down and out, you don't even have a dog around.
6. Some people are four, except two, or two.
7. Not everyone has everything, and not everyone has nothing.
Don't ask me how I did in the exam, I can only say that I was burned.
9. At this moment, you will dream when you nap, and at this moment, you will dream when you study!
10, when I want to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.
1 1, when people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.
12, I am not a princess, I am a crying fish.
13, a student passed by the warehouse, and the master said that you almost fell down in Longdu Square.
14, as long as I can get rid of you, I won't miss any chance.
15, don't say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe!
16, the highest level of falsehood is that when you see the genuine product again, you no longer believe that it is genuine.
17, I posted the pulse on the computer just to get a better network speed.
18, don't ask me where I come from, my hometown is the morgue.
19, who are you without you?
20. The road we walked together and the promises we made together should be quiet after separation.
2 1, if there is no accident, we will not contact again.
22, a flower and a world, a leaf and a pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.
23. First love is beautiful for everyone and will bring you good memories.
24. Long hair is waist-length this year, but we have short hair.
25, no height and no manners, just a beer belly.
One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.
27. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.
28, traffic calls, gave birth to a bastard called downtime.
29. Is there a time, that simple time, when you were listening to the song, you accidentally thought of me?
30. What is redundancy? A cotton-padded jacket in summer, a fan in winter, and your hospitality when my heart is cold.
3 1, the biggest disrespect for parents is that as a competent bathroom singer, taking a bath every day or putting it off until midnight.
32, my heart is not suitable for happiness, has been broken for too long, there is no gap to fit.
33, you let me down, I let you even have no chance to go on stage.
34. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough!
35. Live for yourself, not for love.
36. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things well is not simple.
Let's go for a walk, while the sun is just right and the breeze is blowing gently.
38. The chemistry teacher asked, What about the gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.
39. You are showing off to your sisters. Do you believe me?
40. Fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.
4 1, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.
42. Persistence is a dream, and giving up is just a delusion.
43, the teacher's classic lies, no matter good students or poor students, I treat them equally.
44. Some words are too hot to write. Some words are so hurtful that I have to soak them in wine to export them.
45. The teacher is ruthless and I have feelings.
Xiaoming hasn't seen you for so many years. Do you still use metaphors at school? How is your daughter-in-law Xiaohong?
47. I found that as a foodie, you are either hungry or supportive!
48. Everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper.
49. I remember the most domineering sentence when I was a child: you wait after school.
50. Dressing up as a woman is called a shemale, but what about dressing up as a man?
5 1. Listen to a song, and you will think of a sentence, a person, a splendid time.
52. The nose proposed to the face, but the face strongly opposed it. There is only one reason: I hope the tragedy of black and blue will happen to me.
If you leave at my lowest point, don't come back at my best.
54. In those years, everyone fought together, and these people all ate shit together.
55, eating fat is called eating goods, eating fat is useless.
56. Books are best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.
Please gather together and leave my sight in circles.
58. There is nothing to be sad about. You must have not studied hard and thought too much.
59. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!
60. You can't always guard plants, but you have to force yourself to be a rabbit.
6 1. If you are not satisfied with me, please tell me directly, and don't go to others to vent your feelings that you have nowhere to put.
62. At that time, you said you were together, but now you say this is the end.
63. Women are just men's faces, and money and power are men's backbones.
So what I like in my eyes is just a joke in your eyes.
65. It's not that I look down on you, but that I am lazy at all.
66. I always feel that what others have is better than our own. When we lost it, we found that we had missed the most suitable one in comparison!
67. As long as you dare to treat me as a game, I will abuse you to death and not open a plug-in.
68. If you can't let go of the wrong person, you will never meet the right person.
69. You are still pursuing a fashionable hairstyle. Would you please look at your score of 38?
70. The feeling that a close person is suddenly unfamiliar and hopes to be completely lost is like drinking cold water and actually getting burned.
7 1, getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, go to sleep again.
72. Blame your good temper, and coax everyone to stab you with a knife.
73. The little monster with a concave boyfriend eloped with the salty egg superman next door.
74. What if I have a husband? There is a goalkeeper, and the ball is still there!
75. We should also try to sing the written last words to worship our madness about love.
76. Missing you is my excuse to be in a daze every day.
77. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away!
78. Girls only need to succeed once from a virgin to a woman, and boys need to be honed repeatedly from a virgin to a man!
79. Going out must be Huoxiang Zhengqi Water! Trustworthy!
80. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.
8 1, two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
82. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!
83. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are afraid of being taken away by others.
84. Life is long, so stay with interesting people, such as me.
85. A good man is honest in front of other women and dies in front of the woman he loves.
86. Make a long-term plan to stay in the palace and shock the world by simplifying.
87. Fools are stupid, but there are more stupid people clapping for them.
88. Do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate
89. The three things I want most in school are long-term love, true friendship and ideal grades.
90. I patted you on the wall, but I couldn't pull it off.
9 1. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.
92. I forbid you to make money with your body. I want to buy your body back.
93. Although you are ugly, your mobile phone is good.
94. When I faced the final examination paper, I found that I was suffering from white school disease.
95, the crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was there, wearing long trousers by the bed.
96. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.
97. Even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.
98. When we really love, we find that love has really gone far.
99. You never know how ugly you are unless you confess, and you never know how bad your character is unless you borrow money.
100, life can be pursued, but never compare; You can be vain, but you must rely on yourself.
10 1. The closer I get to the senior high school entrance examination, the more agitated and puzzling I am.
102, the salary is like a period, come once a month, and it will be over in a week or so.
103, you can still drink when the water is cold, but it is difficult to heat when your heart is cold.
104, you have been quite energetic since you got mental illness.
105, there is a woman who is so cute, so cute and so stupid that she really wants to hit on her. I just want to walk over and remember that the employer is a woman!
106, I have three highs, I am tall and smart, I use BBK!
2020 boy sad signature
1, I began to get lost in my own search. Maybe you will smile and say that you don't know my name after many years.
Forgive me for not saying my best wishes. I'm not such a good ex-girlfriend.
Whose arm is touching you at the moment, and who is warming you at the moment.
5, injured, you are not around, you can only pretend to be strong and smile.
6. If I say I really love you, who will clean up the mess?
7. I am the wind, and I never have a direction. You are water, and you will never get hurt.
8, the vast land is broken with a sword, where the bustling songs fall.
No matter what the reality is, I just want to be a crazy person to accompany you.
10, the whole room is filled with cigarettes and loneliness.
1 1. I won't be sad without you and the past.
12. Even if the road ahead is hard, we should be tenacious and domineering to create brilliance together.
13, of course God will forgive me, because that's his profession.
14, I don't know where that sinking heart landed, and I don't know myself.
15, I was wrong. I fell in love with you and finally lost your heart.
16. If I had to choose again, I would still choose you.
17, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can forget it slowly.
18, I still haven't learned to love myself, and I don't understand that happiness is in my hands.
19, I don't blame your heartless accident, I just want to have too many expectations.
20. Sometimes I hear a name. No matter how happy you are, you will stop smiling at once.
2 1, pause, sigh, move on, thorns scratch their wings, and the wind scratches their sorrow.
Allow me to love you for the last time. I know. We'll all let it go.
23. Listening to the rain outside, I suddenly have a feeling of wanting to indulge.
Give me less hope, and I will be less disappointed.
25. The temperature of the heart, I believe, can melt the iceberg instantly.
26. The doctor said that smoking hurts the lungs. She told me that she was sentimental and sad.
27. Farewell is destined to be an irresistible ending.
28. In fact, sometimes I have to think about whether I really love you or because I am unwilling.
29. Maybe we should cherish it, regardless of how far it is forever.
I have nothing but endless sadness.
3 1, I lost my former gentleness, and I am not the same as before.
32. Why embarrass yourself and show it to others. It's really not worth it.
Don't write the beginning of the story too beautifully. After all, everyone loves endings.
34, never get, can't feel your gentle eyes.
35. What once never comes back, and what comes back is no longer perfect.
My boyfriend doesn't smoke or drink.
I hope that one day you will appear behind me, blindfold me and say that I am back.
38. This road is so difficult that I am most afraid that you will not hold my hand.
I hate joking, because I will take it seriously.
Time has made it clear to me that I never really loved anyone when I was young.
4 1, pretending to be strong with a smile, forgetting when to start, my world is only myself.
42. Later I learned to doubt and frame up, and I became good or bad.
43. I don't feel it when I am scattered on the ground and torn off year after year.
44. He who sees through the world vows not to love anyone again, just for a dull life.
45. It used to be an earth-shattering quarrel, but now it is pale and powerless to meet.
46, two people in different places for a long time, whether so alienated.
47. My leaving will make you happy. If you like, we can make a deal.
48. The way to dream together may be the way to love.
49. Who is right or wrong in love and hate?
50. I worked hard, persisted and looked forward to it on the way to your heart.
5 1, the new wine remains the same, and no matter how many new people meet, they can't see the appearance of old friends.
52. Finally, my heart is in my heart, but I regret it the most.
53. Your departure is also a relief for me. I've had enough.
If I am a thin man, I can count my ribs when I am sad.
I know everyone's ending. It's just that I don't know my ending!
56. The most beautiful love is not being together, but being disgusted with each other. True love is inseparable from distance.
57. The world is not only black and white, but also right and wrong, love and not love.
58. The simple thing is that I want to be with you, but the difficult thing is that we missed this life.
59, such an ending, no one is wrong, just fate.
60. The best preservative in the world can't make youth and love immortal forever.
6 1, it's no use thinking about things that don't belong to you, you know?
62. I have always yearned for the sky you mentioned, always yearned for it.
63. Life is really short, and I really don't want to live in care.
64. Of all the changed landscapes, I like you best.
65, lost again, will not be as happy as before.
66. Time slowly flows through the barren youth and begins to feel sad day and night.
67. I can only remember you as a stranger.
I think my love for you is so deep that I can accept your betrayal.
69. Missing is no big deal. Is it just a few more tears?
70. Love has two gestures, one is chasing and the other is waiting.
7 1, snuggling up to you, you will have the love of the whole world, warmer than the sun.
72. Elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time.
73. They say I am stubborn. I am stubborn, but I am very stubborn.
74. Being close doesn't mean being close to your heart. Maybe it's alienation
75. Kill the weakest by yourself. Don't need to exist.
76. Youth is like this, with pain but no hesitation.
77. Your indifference makes me understand that if I have unrequited love for you for one year, you will regret it for ten years.
78. I am not a born king, but there is blood in my bones that won't let me bow my head.
79. I have a new love and forgot my old love. I didn't expect that even friendship can use this sentence.
80, write the pain of youth, who can escape the flashy troubled times.
8 1, time took away a lot of things from us, and in the end we were left with photos.
82. The sky is beautiful and blue, but it is monotonous without the sun.
83. Some people don't find out who they like best until they leave.
84. Independence, forever. No matter, feelings or money.
85. whose chest is your black hair sleeping in now, and who should your lips be gently with now?
In your most unforgettable journey, I can give you an exclusive smile.
87. My heart, your world. It's just a momentary traffic jam.
88. As long as the ending is with you, the process is painful.
89. The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.
90. I don't know if it's right or wrong to meet you, but I know I'm glad to meet you.
9 1, some feelings, the longer the time, the easier it is to depreciate.
92. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.
Even if we can't be together in the end, I will still be grateful to have you in my life.
94. Love is love without reason and tolerance without preconditions.
95. Life is a one-way trip. Once it goes, there is no turning back.
96. It rained harder and harder, and I lost my way and lost my eyes.
I thought she loved me, but she lied to me.
If one day the world betrays you, at least I will betray the world for you!
99. Love is not charity, so you can't give generously.
100, happiness is really easy when I am with you.
10 1, you can hurt yourself once, but try not to do it again.
102, I have always loved the past and you, and my tears never stop like rain.
103, someone taught you how to love, but he stopped loving.
104, every season, memories always jump.
On the Super-drag Space for Boys in 2020
You can't control who comes into your life, but you can choose which window to throw away.
2, falling in love is like peeling onions, there is always a layer that will make you cry.
Give you some sunshine, and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you can make a bomb.
4, no passionate kiss, no bed roll, no physical friction, no spark of love!
5, don't blame my brother for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.
6. Smile every day from today. Everything in the world is a trivial matter except life and death.
7. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.
8. Although I have no books, notes, classes or review, I have a heart that I don't want to fail.
9. You agreed to go to whitehead together, but you secretly anointed it.
10, quarreling and cursing are the people who care about you the most.
1 1. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common and refuse to admit that this is a face problem.
12, please pay attention to your attitude when you talk to me, and look at who you are first.
14, let me die for a while and come back in spring.
15, when you are in love, the departure opposite to love will follow.
16, perhaps the best choice is to leave and let the other party calm down and adjust.
17, why do I often cry? Because I'm so fucking sleepy.
18, I really wanted to take a break and ask for leave, but I didn't approve it, which means you are not a useless person.
19, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.
20. I think you are great, but you are just the same domestic product as me.
22. After breakfast, have lunch, after lunch, have dinner in the evening. After eating, I feel sleepy and get up for breakfast.
23. Tell me to get out, get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
24, the sky will be dark, people will change, three points of love, seven points of deception, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, you may not know who will be brilliant in the future.
25. What's so important about a man who betrays you? It's too dirty to worship ancestors on Qingming Festival.
26. If you want to gain a foothold in society, you must first learn to be a man.
27. You don't need to comment on the person you like, just because she occupies a group.
28. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and felt very beautiful.
29. Never discriminate against a madman. He just doesn't have your world view.
30, a gun to dry you to heaven, you shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
32, dysmenorrhea is so charming, bending over hurts beauty!
33. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.
34. I have mastered 100 ways to hurt my girlfriend, and now I lack a girlfriend.
35, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.
36. Stick to it for a few years, and success will wave to you.
Don't tell me how many friends you have. See who helps you when you are in trouble. A truckload of potatoes is not worth a night pearl.
38. Don't deal with dogs. Be a cute dog when licking you, and be a tough baiwenhang when biting you.
39. The person who guides you to the bright road of life is your conscience.
40. Spring has come and the peach blossoms are in bloom. If you stand under a peach tree, you will be very lucky.
4 1, kindness means that others are hungry and I don't eat meat.
42, you don't roll your eyes, be careful to become a baiwenhang n times wolf, after all, your IQ is.
43. Let's say goodbye with a smile. Turning behind us, we were filled with tears.
44. Men don't have to argue, and women really don't have to pity.
45. Love disappeared, and we lost our way in the process of desperately running away.
46. If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.
47. There was a way to do things, but many people left and were blocked.
48. This is my temper. As long as others ignore me, I won't have the cheek to bother again.
49. I didn't know how lonely a person was until late at night and didn't want to live alone.
Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.
5 1. My aunt and Xiaobai fell in love, and they gave birth to a child named sanitary napkin.
52. The mountains and rivers of the king are more than enough to support you in the disaster.
53. At the beginning, we were all children. Later, later, we all had children.
I don't know your favorite sweet words, so let the storyteller listen.
55, I like you, I love you, it's none of your business.
56. We are engaged in underground tunnels, but we just don't want to make it public.
57. Some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace them.
58. Although I am silent, I am extremely sober. You know everything about me.
Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
60. I hope there is such a person who puts me in a separate group and separates me from the equipment.
6 1, people eat longevity noodles on their birthdays, and I eat dried noodles on my birthday.
62. A dog has only its owner in its life, but its owner will have many friends in his life.
63. China is developed and needs foreigners to translate classical Chinese.
64. I didn't do it for money, I did it for a living. I don't want to have sex. I love you.
I don't like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.
66. You like me, but you don't know me. If you know me, you must love me to death.
67. Just stop and have a purpose. For example, if you love, work hard, and if you don't love, you will resolutely leave.
Don't call us single dog, our code name is Lone Wolf.
69. Don't promise me a lifetime. I'm afraid, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.
70. You are so ugly and creative, you can go back to the furnace and make it again.
7 1. I'm not a bad person. I'm sorry if I hurt you. Excuse me.
Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.
73. I gave up. Please leave me some dignity.
74. Don't be afraid, don't worry, after ten years, everything is just a snack we should have.
75. Others sleep until they wake up naturally, counting money and drawing menstruation. I slept until my hand cramped, and I woke up naturally when I counted the money.
76. Girls with big breasts have mental derangement, because the peripheral nerves are necrotic and the upper margin is enlarged.
77. I am a handsome man. Except for my wife, I have always been very modest to women.
No matter who you are, don't exceed my endurance, or I will destroy you without hesitation.
79. You never know that you are my dream day after day.
80. The most boring feeling is not becoming strange, but the process of becoming strange.
8 1, not too bad, at least I can laugh.
82. Maybe we will: hold someone's hand and forget him one day.
83. Youth is an advantage. No matter mental or physical trauma, it will heal quickly.
84. Carry your dreams and taste your tears.
85. People who don't understand me are entitled to point at me and don't understand.
86. Over time, you can change my body, but you can never change my beliefs and attitudes.
87. What is love in the world? The sage replied: waste!
Don't relax, your life will be visited by all kinds of smiling tigers.
89. I tell you, I would die painfully without you. I can live more freely without you.
90, calm is a kind of life accomplishment, innocence is a kind of personality.
9 1, the difficulty of marriage is that we love each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.
92. In fact, the school is an open prison.
93. When I was a child, I only needed a quilt to isolate myself from the whole world.
94. Instead of asking questions like this, you might as well give me a huge sum of money to make me feel the warmth of human feelings.
95. A woman with a bad personality will fail in cosmetic surgery and will be disfigured.
96, those people before a set of equipment, after a set of people, is the most hypocritical proof of our human beings.
97. Is your coffin sliding or turning over?
Although he is no match for me, he can still be my dog.
99. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?
100, don't think that only you have the hang-up button, so do I.
10 1. You can only convince others' ears with your mouth, but you can conquer others' hearts with your actions.
102, single people come forward and let me know that I am not the only one.
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