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Funny people living in poverty talk about copywriting mocking their poverty.

1. Do what you can and don't rely on others. Sometimes go to the end of the water to seek the source, or sit and watch the ever-changing clouds rise.

On Monday, we were the richest man, on Tuesday, we were local tyrants, on Wednesday, we were civilians, on Thursday, we were poor, and on Friday, we had nothing.

No one thinks that the director of Metamorphosis is inhuman. Grandpa's sick leave money will always be per staff member 100. Why make a hero cry?

I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was not enough money.

My heart is bleeding when I buy a new notebook, and poverty makes me cry.

6. I am willing to break the biggest peach branch for you, see all the beautiful scenery in the world and try my best to get your sincere smile. Taozhi makes this love for the red rope. Above, he looks for the green void, below, the yellow spring.

7. I never care if my friends have money. I'm not that poor anyway.

8. I have spent no more than 100 yuan on Double Eleven for three consecutive years.

9. When I make friends, I never care whether he is poor or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

10. Ma Yun will never make my money in his life.

1 1. I owe my friend a dollar and I won't pay it back until a month later.

12. I care about my youth, and my money is unreliable.

13. No money, no power, no confession. How sad I am to watch you frown.

14. I didn't have enough breakfast and didn't know where to find dinner.

15. When I have money, I must use two pieces of paper to shit.

16. When you walk slowly, don't take away my northwest wind.

17. I can wait for love. If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now!

18. I slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money.

19. People say that what can be solved with money is not a problem, but what happens in your world is only because of lack of money.

20. Open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.

2 1. I can wait for love If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now!

22. Many people can even sell their souls for money. Think about it. It's so sad. Why can't my soul sell money?

23. I am not poor, I am a price-sensitive consumer.

24. My best and most effective magic since I was a child is to make money disappear.

25. You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and single!

26. All the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and nobody.

27. I ran into a cooked meat stall yesterday and lost fifty dollars. I am broke.

28. I am too poor. I haven't eaten for three days and nights. Is there a kind person to help me? Ouch!

29. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, and I was so angry that I didn't eat today.

30. Not poor, but price-sensitive consumers.

3 1. The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.