A joke that makes girls feel very cool.

A joke that makes girls feel very cool.

The jokes that make girls feel good are generally short and easy to remember, but a few words can make people laugh at the words of the masses. Often watching jokes can make you feel relaxed, and you can tell a few jokes to your colleagues and friends. Let's take a look at the jokes that make girls feel very cool.

Make girls feel good 1 1 "Husband, I feel so fat and want to lose weight."

"Don't lose weight, now use your ugliness as an excuse."

2. The husband saw the clothes in the closet and said to his wife, "Women are animals who love the new and hate the old."

The wife immediately retorted: "Who said that, we are also very nostalgic."

The husband asked, "What do you miss?"

The wife said, "Age!"

3. A boyfriend and girlfriend fell in love on a park bench. The woman suddenly wants to fart.

Say to the man: I am a cereal bird, do you listen to it?

Men are really willing to listen.

So, under the cover of "goo goo" birdsong, the woman happily farted.

W: Does it sound like a cuckoo?

Man: What a fart! I didn't catch it!

4. Just seeing my classmate's help, Weibo growled: Help me see what to do if my hand is stuck by 502!

The middle finger and thumb stick together, and I am Guanyin now!

5. The painter Xu Beihong is famous for drawing horses. The horses in his works are vigorous, with different postures, or gallop, or look back and scream, or gallop.

With the maturity of the creative stage, his later works are mainly pastoral, villagers and children, without traces of horses, because he finally realized the artistic essence of "no horse is king".

6. When attending a friend's wedding, the groom said affectionately to his parents-in-law: Mom and Dad, don't worry, I will treat her well and take good care of her like a brother and sister.

7. Several monks are responsible for cleaning the clothes of the whole Shaolin Temple. The abbot often says to them, "As long as you are willing to work hard, laundry can also be overhauled."

Other monks are getting tired. Only Feng Ming, a young monk, always remembers the abbot's instruction and washes every piece of clothes carefully.

Finally, one day, many things happened and the abbot promoted him to be the deacon of the First Hospital.

Feng Ming found some long hairs in the abbot's cassock.

8. My wife said to me, "Who said,' Is yours mine, mine or mine?' This is simply contempt for family harmony.

Dear, please rest assured that in our family, without Wu Zetian and Cixi, we will always be equal: the housework is yours and the TV remote control is mine; The loan card is yours and the salary card is mine ... "

9. Wife: What if we die and go to hell?

Husband: I will pray to God that you will go to heaven. I'm alone in hell!

Wife: You have a conscience!

Husband: I'm afraid we're both in hell and married. For me, that's the real hell.

Jokes that make girls feel good 2 1. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. No matter whether he is an enemy or a friend, he wants to send him to the Western Heaven. He even dreams of going to the Western Heaven.

Second, I was better at school when I was a child. Growing up is better than salary. Now I have to go! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

Third, it is chess that is handsome and has a car, and it is the bank that has money and a house.

Fourth, other people's wives will be angry, and my wife is still inflating.

Fifth, life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

If it's wrong to have money, I'd rather make the same mistake again. In fact, I don't care if I made a mistake. ...

Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

Eight, although you don't look good, you are unique. This world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of this world without you!

Nine, "In the world of adults, it is not easy to gain weight." "No, there are ugly and bald. How worried can you be about baldness in your twenties? "

Ten, the north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, whose wife keeps the house, and I will help you if you have difficulties. I live next door. My name is Wang.

I am a mature person. I don't do things like eating in anger until I'm full.

Twelve, when I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grew up, I was called a rabbit by my mother and single dog by others. You will be the history of animals all your life.

In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. Spending money on it is a waste of my time!

14. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. You can make more money when she gets married.

Fifteen, the design of the parking lot in the community is so poor that it is just like a maze. It takes a long time to find out that you don't have a car every time you go out!

Sixteen, no matter how high the martial arts are, they are just a kitchen knife. No matter how good your flying skills are, you can't fly a bird.

What kind of experience will you have if you get back together with your ex? God replied: it's still the familiar taste, or the original formula.

Eighteen, there are two reasons for the emergence of leftover women. One is that no one despises it, and the other is that no one despises it.

Nineteen, every time I swear to lose weight, I just say it out loud to scare the whole body.

Twenty, the rest of my life, cooking is you, washing dishes is you, washing clothes is you, mopping the floor is you, anyway, everything is you.

Twenty-one, the tenth anniversary of marriage, the wife said to her husband affectionately: "Dear, talk about your feelings in the past ten years." The husband sighed and said, "Marriage is risky, so be careful when you apply for a certificate!" "

Don't wear skirts when you go out recently. The weather is fine, you don't know if the wind is strong!

Twenty-three, the teacher didn't say anything about us, but he will still speak us well in front of the next junior!

Be my girlfriend, I will protect you, and I will never let other girlfriends find out.

Jokes that make girls feel good 3 1,

"Do you run fast?"

"Soon!"

"Then can I catch you?"

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"You look a little strange today."

"How strange?"

"It looks strange."

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"Who are you?"

"I am a pig."

"You obviously belong to me."

4、

"Remember your identity"

"What identity"

"You are my man."

5、

"Why hasn't my order come yet?"

"What is it?"

"Our future."

6、

"I always do things as sure as a gun."

"What?"

"Just a kiss, your kiss."

A joke that makes girls happy:

1, the last time I saw a beautiful girl like you was yesterday.

People are always greedy. At first I just wanted to talk to you, but in the end I wanted to keep you for myself.

Can you lend me a dime? In case we don't even have a dime relationship.

I intended to pick the stars in the sky for you, but I thought about it. I can reach the stars, but I can't reach you.

5, why are you so vulgar, always taking selfies, and your hands hurt after watching it several times.

6. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, when you grow up like this, you will be in the top three at most.

7. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

8. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

9. Why did the mobile phone die so fast? Come and tell me, who did you discharge to again?

10, I always drink before meeting you. In case you ask me why I blush, I'll say it's because of drinking.