A funny comment that makes no sense and is humorous?

Some funny nonsensical stories are very popular nowadays. What are some nonsensical stories that can make people laugh to death? For this reason, I have recommended some for everyone, and everyone is welcome to have a laugh.

1. Chatting without someone speaking the same language is like a piece of loose sand. There is no need for the wind to blow it. After chatting for a few words, I want to take a shower.

2. No matter how many times we spend together being awesome, it can’t compare to the years we spent together.

3. I have stories and wine. Would you like to bring some beef jerky, spicy crayfish, fried chicken steak, hand cakes, two bottles of Coke, salt crispy chicken with Dongpo elbow sauce, beef sweet and sour pork ribs to see me?

4. I heard that people with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to fall out with a big face.

5. When I was a child, I often thought about whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University when I grow up. Now that I think about it, I really thought too much at the time.

6. If one day I am homeless, please leave me to pick up garbage in Dubai.

7. I hope that what wakes you up every day is not an alarm but a dream. However, my dream is not to have to get up.

8. Anyway, there are two types of people who can play with me, one is someone who can tolerate my neurosis, and the other is someone who is as neurotic as me.

9. There are two kinds of people in the world that are the most fascinating, one is like me, and the other is like me.

10. When I was young and didn’t know what love was, I was defeated by your big breasts.

11. Getting express delivery feels like reuniting with a long-lost relative, but often after taking it apart, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

12. Some boys look handsome when they roll up their trousers, while others look like they are plowing when they are rolled up.

13. I hope the school will implement the OPPO R system, with five minutes in class and two hours in get out of class.

14. I love you. If I want to add a time limit, I hope it will be two minutes. If you don’t respond, I will give it back.

15. "Is there pure friendship between men and women?" "Yes! As long as you are ugly enough."

16. My roommate always kicks the quilt when he sleeps, I found out in time He hurt his leg, otherwise he would have caught a cold.

17. There are countless spare tires and constant ambiguity. This does not mean that it is excellent, it can only mean that it is cheap and versatile. And usually extremely talented people are more likely to be single, like me.

18. If you can’t make your eyes red when we say goodbye, can you let me slap your face red?

19. What should I do if my boyfriend is slow to reply to messages? If it were me, I would reply to messages super fast, within seconds.

20. If life deceives me, I will sue him.

Crazy nonsense

1. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

2. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then I have to eat at least a pair of whales.

3. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.

4. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

5. I treat you all as friends, but you treat me as a goddess.

6. I like to play hide-and-seek. After everyone else has hidden, I will turn around and go home to eat.

7. You can be friends without confessing, and you can borrow money to be friends. If you borrow money and then confess your feelings, if you are rejected and become a stranger, then you don’t have to pay back the money.

8. The reason why I am still single: It is difficult to start with acquaintances, and it is difficult to talk to strangers.

9. I asked the top student: "How can I take the exam?" The top student replied to me: "One less step to fill in the blanks." I felt the deep malice of this world.

10. I am afraid when I lose my temper because I am afraid that others will hit me.

11. If life deceives you, don’t be sad, don’t be impatient, just be deceived a few more times.

12. My mind can be very broad, or it can be very narrow. For example, I can lend you a dollar and you don’t have to pay it back, but if you take one of my dollar chicken wings, I will You're not done yet.

13. Calcium in Calcium: Now step on people, it has high gold content, it is convenient to step on one person to push through five people! Look at me, I can step on five people in one go, it is effortless! Since I stepped on people , the waist is not sore, the legs are not painful, and the whole body is energetic.

14. I didn’t deliberately stop myself from thinking about those still images.

15. How can you believe easily, how can you be completely hurt.

16. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

17. In love life, what is more terrifying than not being able to find a sense of security? I can't find condoms.

18. I love mathematics so much, but you only gave me the right to write my name!

19. Confucius said: Knowledge is like underwear. Although it is invisible, it is Very critical.

20. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, such as sleeping again.

Super funny nonsense

1. When I was reviewing, I discovered that some other people’s brains were printers, some were tape recorders, some were digital cameras, and only mine was Joyoung. Soy milk machine.

2. Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that the friends around you are getting better and better.

3. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who can make you cry.

4. People who are super funny and have a very considerate and gentle temper are really impeccable, like me.

5. Why don’t I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

6. It’s not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

7. When it comes to things like grades, if you are ugly you will be ranked first, if I am handsome I will be free.

8. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it turned out that it was not, but "beautiful as a goddess" was referring to me.

9. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

10. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

11. You should be low-key as a person. For example, I am so handsome and I don’t even say it out loud.

12. Those who are very handsome but don’t know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

13. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my appearance.

14. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

15. The lovely me back then is long gone, replaced by a more lovely me.

16. You can say whatever you want about me that I'm handsome, I don't mind, but don't get involved with my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a bunch of innocent fools.

17. Why should handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

18. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I will curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world.

19. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

20. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is suave, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

21. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, no one reads anything you post.

22. I swear that I will chop off my hands when I buy something on Taobao. Now I am looking at prosthetics on Taobao.

23. Ever since I entered school, I have been favored by homework. I advised homework to be done evenly, but the teacher refused to listen and asked me to do more, just let me do more.

24. I originally wanted to rely on this final exam to make a comeback, but I didn’t expect it to stick to the pan.

25. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, save your mother first and let me cool off in the water, really.

26. For children who dare not go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I would like to say that ghosts also have dignity. Which ghost is hiding in your toilet in the middle of the night and waiting for you.

27. Why are there so many people in the world who get something for nothing, but I am missing one.

28. Don’t be a stingy person, because the door will be broken.

29. I envy those who are cold and heartless and leave as soon as they say it. I can’t do that. I have to get you something to eat when I leave.

30. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.