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A collection of Shi Xiaomeng’s classic lines from Northern Ireland

Shi Xiaomeng is a character in the TV series "Beijing Love Story", played by actor Zhang Yi. The following are the classic lines of Shi Xiaomeng from Northern Ireland that I carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Northern Ireland Shi Xiaomeng’s classic lines

1. You are a drunkard and don’t care about drinking. You are a weasel giving New Year greetings to chickens

2. Did you hear it in Beijing? , we have to stay here~

3. I don’t know when I will become as shameless as you

4. Faced with the bad problems in your private life, we choose to fight side by side

5. Can you be more disgusting? Do you believe it or not, I spit on you in the car?

6. I am 7 points away from being admitted to Tsinghua University

7. Let’s Let’s just call him a lunatic. He’s been born with a golden key in his mouth

8. Don’t run against my idol, he is the goal of my struggle

9. This world It’s too dark. There are schemes and traps everywhere to seek wealth and death. In the end, it’s honest people like us who suffer in the end.

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11. It’s all the fault of this mess

12. There are actually only two kinds of people in this world. One is the rich who always make fun of the poor, and the other is the poor who are always jealous of the rich.

13. I want to He paid for his own computing machine

14. The blind bear broke off the corn and threw each one away

15. If you can't get it after three days, from now on you must obey the two of us. Personal teachings, from now on stop your cruelty and evil behavior to fellow women all over the world, and distribute your overwhelming male hormones evenly to the future and great cause of benefiting the country and the people! Only love one girl, just talk for a while. Love, if you break your promise, you will kill yourself with a knife!

16. Maybe love is not a long-lasting thing, but we all misestimate the shelf life of love.

17. Thousands of Chinese people If it really doesn't work, let's change it to this era and you still die for love

Introduction to Shi Xiaomeng's classic from Northern Ireland

A poor rural boy who stayed in Beijing to work hard after finishing college, and Cheng Feng , Wu Di is a best friend. He has been struggling for his girlfriend Shen Bing to live a happy life. After learning that Cheng Feng fell in love with his girlfriend, he had no choice but to choose between bread and love. He completely changed his outlook on life and devoted himself to pursuing money and status.

Shi Xiaomeng was born in a shabby house in a remote village. His old father had the simplicity and innocence of a farmer. Shi Xiaomeng, who has been working hard since childhood, has a dream in his heart, the dream of success. He works harder than anyone else and works harder than anyone else. He wants to get rid of this place that he looks down upon. It's a pity that he is 7 points away from his dream Tsinghua University.

A top student from a mountain ravine is no worse than Wu Di and Madman in terms of ability. He has created 9 million yuan in wealth for the company after working for three years. He is also gentle and friendly to his friends and does not care about his ridiculous life. No matter how dissatisfied he is, even if the lunatic compares himself to enlighten Wu Di, he is still a little ***. These details are enough to prove that he has no mental imbalance or anything like that.

He works hard without complaining, eating instant noodles, looking at the girl in the photo, and working overtime without complaining. What he pursues is just a small house of 38 square meters, in order to fight for a place for the one he loves. He simply thinks that through his own efforts, these good wishes can come true.

He did not expect to get rich overnight, nor did he have any unrealistic ideals. However, life is so cruel. He accidentally broke his arm, his bonus was withheld, his friend started to fall in love with his girlfriend, and his selfish boss worked together to frame him for small interests and despicably designed a trap, leaving him unable to pay back the debt. Money, even house and job will be lost.

Some people may say that it is because you are not satisfied and don’t want to work hard. I want to ask, when you owe a *** debt and you can only live by paying off the debt for the rest of your life, what ability do you have to give to the one you love? If a person has a good living environment, some people may also say, don’t borrow 20W from others, go to a lunatic to borrow it. Please note that the lunatic has already fallen in love with his girlfriend, and as mentioned before, he made sure to guarantee himself at the beginning. I would help my friends get the contract, but Xiao Meng fell into the trap of the boss after believing it. The first thing that people think of for 20W is to buy a house, a diamond ring, and delicious food for their lover. Even if they buy clothes, their lover should also buy them. He was only willing to wear it, so how did he show greed?

However, it was the reality that made him embark on the road of no return. He did not give up on Shen Bing, just to temporarily separate and seek a better life for his loved ones.

Now let’s talk about lunatics. The ancients said that a friend’s wife should not be deceived. In the past, even for low-level people, this was the minimum standard for being a human being. Now, a large number of people are applauding the act of attacking my brother's woman, sighing that true love is invincible, and looking forward to the success of the affair. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Some people say that the madman did not act on his own, and it was Shi Xiaomeng who pushed his girlfriend out. I don’t know if this is selective blindness. In the play, the madman’s eyes and actions hint at various things, including snooping, stalking, and words during interviews and classes. Even Shen Bing became suspicious. What's the difference between this and pursuing a woman?

Some people would say that Shi Xiaomeng chose bread when faced with the choice, while the madman chose love. He is great and he is true love. But I want to say that this transaction is inherently unequal. What is the result of Shi Xiaomeng choosing Shen Bing? No job, no house, a lot of debt, and maybe even his lover will be implicated. And even if the madman chooses Shen Bing, he will at most lose control of his father's company. In addition to the 2 shares sold by Shi Xiaomeng, he still has 24.9. In other words, he can rely on this share to live and feed himself for the rest of his life. Please Note that the madman has never really had nothing from beginning to end! Just like he drives his BMW wherever he goes. From another perspective, do you think a lunatic will stick to his original choice?

What is true love? True love is not selfish possession, but considers the other person at all times and allows the other person to live a happy life.

Classic quotes from Northern Ireland

1 There will always be a moment in our lives, when and where you will meet someone.

2 Don’t admit defeat even if you accept your fate!

3 Wu Di: Everything can be lost and recovered, except these people and this relationship.

4 Idiots only lie to their wives for their mistresses. Nowadays, the masters use their wives to block their mistresses.

5 I just want to see how vulnerable so-called love is in the face of reality.

6 In the face of reality, the so-called "love" is so vulnerable.

7 My shamelessness towards you has gone from extreme disgust to astonishing!

8 You just lied to your wife for the sake of your mistress. Today’s masters use their wives to block their mistresses. .

9 In the face of reality, the so-called "love" is so vulnerable.

10 Remember, the choice of wedding objects directly affects the quality of your life for the rest of your life.

11 Life is a game, but some people are not even qualified to play when they are born, and I am like this now.

12 Don’t mention fairness, Xiaomeng. These two words are for the makers of the game. The so-called fairness is just a high-sounding excuse to induce you to participate in this game. You are just a game. Part of the game, a chess piece, you have no right to say these two words at all, do you understand?

13 Although I am not an impatient person, but once my temper becomes impatient, I am not a human being!

14 All female animals in the world will choose rights and wealth that are equal to or higher than their own conditions. This is because they want to ensure that their offspring have a better nature.

15 Material is the oxygen of love. What will happen to people without oxygen? People will suffocate and die.

16 Maybe love is not a long-lasting thing, maybe we have all misestimated the shelf life of love.

17 Smoke, smoke if you want, smoke wherever you want, destroy the company, I want to light a fire, I, come in, don't talk to them, I tell you brother, Regardless of what the listed company is called outside, it is actually no different from the wonton stall downstairs. Here, Lao Cheng is the emperor, general and prime minister, and all the shareholders are loyal and filial.

18 It has been scientifically proven that you are more likely to do something that you think is profound and romantic at night than during the day. It is said to be related to the tides of the moon.

19. There are many ways to heal wounds, but you just chose the most mediocre, tacky and least effective one.

20 There will be no shortage of gasoline. You will see the next gas station soon. Maybe the gasoline there will be thicker, stronger, and more powerful.

21 It was a kind of growth that went against the laws of nature, a growth that saw one’s own flesh and blood blurred, torn apart, and being torn but had to grow.

22. Go and change a car. The car is a man’s face. A man can be beaten anywhere, but he cannot be beaten in the face.

23 Are you crazy? Do you know who he is? My buddy, no, what right do you have to stop him from entering? I tell you that this kind of person must be educated, kid. This is the kind of person who is difficult to deal with.

24. No matter how bad a man is to a woman outside, he will be as good to his wife at home.

25 Any kind of love will turn into feelings in the end. They are not contradictory. Feelings include love.

26 It seems that you have grown up overnight. Who wants to grow up? The feeling of growing up is not pleasant.

27. Faced with the bad problems in your private life, we choose to fight side by side and share the same hatred.

28. A person's life is like a blink of an eye, just like a movie. No matter it is good-looking or ugly, long or short, the movie ends, the lights turn on, and it ends.

29 Love without material things does not exist, because material things and love are inseparable and closely connected.

30 Sell the shoes you bought when you were young, pair by pair, and exchange them for steamed buns?