What are some unusual and funny things to say?

What are some unusually funny stories?

What are some unusually funny stories? There are many stories on the Internet or in books, and some of them are very funny. These funny stories will bring people a good mood. Below I will share some unusually funny stories. What are some unusual and funny things to talk about 1

1. Because of you, I believe in the arrangement of fate. Maybe all this is destined by God and is pulling us both. What I want to say now is - what evil did I commit in my previous life?

2. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to eliminate all mentally handicapped young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city! You pack your things quickly , go out to avoid the limelight, and don’t tell anyone that I informed you, remember not to say thank you!

3. Missing you is a happy thing! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in my heart is what I have been doing! However, lying to you is what is happening!

4. Buy three gold necklaces! Set them with jade and agate. Gold rings? Buy ten of them! All fingers and hearts love "beauty". Gold earrings? Not too many! It’s easy to say seven or eight pairs. It is said that the younger sister is so fond of "gold" that she will never get married in this generation.

5. According to statistics, more than 99.9% of people who look like pig heads use their thumbs to press buttons to read text messages! Hey, no need to change hands, it’s too late, pig head !

6. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. Being a human being is really difficult. But you are fine, you are both right and not guilty, I really envy you!

7. In Chinese class, the teacher asked a sleeping classmate to answer a question, but the classmate was confused and could not say anything... ...The teacher said: "Can you do it? If you don't, just squeak!" The student said: "Squeak."

8. Do you still remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students : "The first row counts!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly: "Count!" So, you turned around reluctantly and hugged the tree!

< p>9. I wrote your name in the sky and was taken away by the clouds. I wrote your name all over the mountain and was carried away by the wind. I wrote your name all over the street, k ao, and I was taken away by the police.

10. My love is empty and my love is empty, and I am wandering in the street; my life is empty and my money is empty, and I am single and struggling to work; my career is empty and my career is empty, and I go crazy thinking about it; my mobile phone is empty and I have no money to recharge, and life is not easy under pressure. ;In short, all four are empty.

11. When the emperor saw that his concubine was looking sad, he urgently summoned the imperial doctor. The medical prescription was: eight strong men. A few days later, the emperor came out of the palace for a tour. He was overjoyed to see his concubine's face glowing. Suddenly he saw eight thin men standing in front of the palace. Han, surprised and asked: Who is it? The imperial doctor replied: Medicine scum!

12. It’s not your fault that you are ugly! But it’s your fault that you come out to scare people!!

13 , God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no cute friends and created me; however, He also saw that there are no idiots in the world, and by the way, He also created you. What are some unusual and funny things to say 2

Funny and meaningful things to say

1. When the seasons change, even cats and dogs know how to change their hair. I think it’s wrong to buy clothes. ?

2. How can you face the storm without experiencing the wind and rain? After the storm, not only did I not see the rainbow, I also caught a cold.

3. I don’t want to get tanned, but I want to go out all day long.

4. The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that when you pick it up, you think it is a piece of meat, but when you bite it, you realize that it is actually a piece of ginger.

5. When you encounter unreasonable people, if you can respond with a blank stare, try not to speak.

6. Listen to what others say about yourself. This is more exciting than watching a blockbuster movie. You will find that you have done nothing but have acted in many versions. Big role.

7. The connection between people is like an electrocardiogram. Maybe one day when you open the circle of friends, you will only see a horizontal line.

8. I started making money when I was a teenager, from having nothing to being penniless, from working hard with penniless to being heavily in debt, this is me, different fireworks, I am who I am, I see myself getting angry.

9. No one is not tired, but everyone vents in different ways. For example, I am too lazy to say.

10. In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I regret it very much. I regret not hitting you.

11. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I have always been at home.

12. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much, and spending too much.

13. The five types of people I envy the most: those who sit in the last row without wearing glasses, those who write very fast no matter how fast they are, those who still have warm hands no matter how little clothes they wear, People who don’t pay attention in class but are still great at academics, people who still have money even if they don’t work.

14. From now on, when you curse someone, you will no longer say "Go away", but directly change it to "The world is so big, you should go and see it."

15. In high school, I had enough money to spend but not enough sleep; in college, I had enough sleep but not enough money to spend; now that I am working, I have not enough money to spend and not enough sleep...

< p> 16. There are two me in the world, one who works hard intermittently, and one who is constantly degenerate and indulgent.

17. If someone asks me how I survived those difficult years. I only have one answer: There is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but don't dare."

18. Even if you have a fever at home, you will still surf the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

19. As soon as I went out, I saw Father-in-law Sun asking me, would you like it medium rare or medium rare today?

20. Ever since I saw your household registration photo, I realized how easy it is to give up someone you like.