Humorous sentences tease yourself about losing weight 20 witticisms about losing weight

1, I'm full, I'm full, and I still remember my great cause of losing weight!

2. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

3, arguing about losing weight every day is just to scare the meat.

I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

5, for the tall thing of losing weight, wait until you are full and then study it well.

6, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister is only five and a half pounds when she is the thinnest!

7. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

8. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

9. The word "losing weight" is quite distracting when you want to participate.

10, eat! Let food fill the emptiness in my heart!

1 1. Actually, I will lose weight. I just want to gain weight for a while.

12, the most repulsive thing in the world is your flesh. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

13, see the number in weighing scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. Meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. Seeing myself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. Meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: Fuck losing weight!

14, every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

15, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

16, I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is a you in my body.

17, losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

18, I have been thin and rich all my life.

19, all my troubles are in my heart, no wonder I can't lose weight.

20, ldquo I am fleshy, comfortable to hold, comfortable to lean against, comfortable to hold, and uncomfortable to look at.