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What's the meanest person you've ever met?

My old aunt is 55 years old. She lives with a retired mayor who is 62 years old. On the third day, I was cheated by him, almost fainted, and quickly left his house.

My aunt and wife in my hometown died young. The children are afraid of her loneliness and want to find her a wife to board her son, and then introduce her to relatives in her hometown.

Soon, she met the local retired mayor. He is 62 years old and his wife died of illness a few years ago.

After the relatives of both sides met for a meal, he invited his aunt to stay at his house for a few days to feel it.

In front of relatives, he speaks very well, helps her with food and loves her very much.

His house is quite big, with three floors and all modern facilities, but it is covered with gauze, which seems brand-new and has never been used.

The following is the first time my aunt has seen such a stingy man in the world in her life.

1 On that day, he didn't want to give up the water and electricity used for washing and cooking at home. I washed clothes several times, and he said my aunt wasted water.

It's dark, so you can't turn on the light until evening. Cooking can only take one dish, which is very wasteful and can only be vegetarian.

The next day, there was a market in the town, where my aunt spent her own money to buy some changed clothes.

He said he would tell him where he would spend his money in the future, and he repeated it many times. Aunt, he began to take care of her before spending his money. After that, if he really spends a penny, he will feel indebted to him.

What is even more unbearable is that my aunt has the habit of taking a bath every night in summer, which many people should have. This is only the second day, and he is not happy. Say you're fine and always take a shower. Isn't water expensive? What a waste of water.

It's so hot in summer that you can't wash it once or twice a day. He actually hates me for wasting water. The point is that it's so hot at home that you can't turn on the air conditioner or the fan. Those big things are home furnishings. How can you live without taking a bath in such hot weather?

On the third morning, he will let his aunt work in the field.

My aunt hasn't worked in the field for many years, and her heart is not good. She works slowly, and he talks endlessly behind her back, making her feel that she is hired to work but lazy.

Aunt doesn't want to be old enough to make him angry and alive. So he simply packed his bags and left home. He watched his aunt pack her clothes and said, "You have to take my things. I can't let you go."

My aunt thought that this man had gone too far, so she replied, "Don't worry, everything in your house belongs to you alone. You can definitely take it from the ground."

Then, my aunt left his home in one breath, feeling that three days is as long as three lives. When we came back to listen, we all thought it was wonderful.

I have really learned a lot in my life. What's the meanest person you've ever met? Welcome to share.

The most stingy person I have ever met is a distant relative of mine! I'm going to call her aunt by seniority! Once, my mother and I went to see Wang Yuan's aunt, who married in Hunan! I still remember that time I went to menstruation's house with my mother! Because her son gave birth to a baby and her aunt became a grandmother, we invited these relatives from her hometown in Hubei to visit her hometown in Hunan.

I took the train to Hunan with my mother and my three periods. I still remember that my aunt's son drove her to the railway station to meet us that day! That evening, my aunt asked her son to go to a delicious Hunan restaurant and ordered a big table of dishes! However, when we went to the restaurant, we saw that there were only three meat dishes on the table, and the others were vegetarian dishes! Susie, I'm a carnivore, but I really don't like these vegetarian dishes! However, my mother and several menstrual periods eat very well [laughs] [laughs] [laughs].

After dinner, my aunt personally arranged our accommodation! When we opened the hotel room, my god! There are five of us, and my aunt only booked us a room with two beds! A few of us took a shower and sat on the bed chatting. Mother said to menstruation: Xiao Ju! After a while, I fell asleep and whistled [covering my face] [covering my face] [covering my face]

Then, Susie's aunt said to her mother, big sister! You're afraid I'll snore. Go to sleep first! However, my mother said: I can't sleep! Susu also said: I really can't sleep! Because it's too crowded! Susie, I'm not too tall, but I'm at least one meter six. How can I sleep in such a crowded place? So I said to my mother: Mom! I will pay for the other room! But my mother didn't say anything. I immediately said after three periods: what room to open! Susu! Let's do it tonight! Tomorrow, after your cousin's treat, we'll go home right away! So, I have to shut up.

It was about 1 1 at night, and my aunt fell asleep, so snoring followed [laughter] [laughter] At this time, my mother, my second aunt and my third aunt said: This snoring is really noisy, how can I sleep! After another half hour or so, my mother and my second aunt fell asleep. At 12: 00, Susie's third aunt fell asleep, too. However, Susie, my third aunt, is obese. She fell asleep and snored like thunder, which was even more frightening! So, Susie, I listened to the snoring of my aunt and my third aunt, and the snoring sounded like boiling water. I sat in bed and played with my mobile phone all night! Because, Susie, I'm still in the same bed with my second aunt and third aunt. They let me sleep in the middle and put me in a meat bun. Still have to listen to the snoring like boiling water, can't sleep! "Snoring is not a disease. It killed me [laughter] [laughter] "Susie, I didn't sleep all night. It's my distant relative's fault. If she wasn't so picky, she just squeezed the five of us into two beds to save money. I wouldn't stay awake all night, so I suffered!

This is the most stingy person I have ever met [covering his face] [covering his face] [covering his face] [covering his face]

1, a shopping mall saw a middle-aged man buying a nail clipper in a small jewelry store and asked the waiter to bring him one.

The waiter said the price was 2.5 yuan, and he made a counter-offer 1.5 yuan. Two people cut their nails while bargaining, and both of them gave in. The waiter said 2.2 yuan, and he thought 1.9 yuan was appropriate. He has been arguing about the last 30 cents. The waiter may have never seen such a guest and is too lazy to bargain. He just said, don't sell.

The male friend rubbed his cut nails, took photos in the sun, nodded with satisfaction and said, don't sell it. Let's leave now.

2. An aunt helps her children with their homework at home in the evening. The child made a mistake in writing, so use an eraser. My mother slapped it. I'm a little surprised that the child didn't know what was going on, but changed. Why does he still type?

The female elder began to nag for a long time, and I finally understood what was going on.

It turns out that children use erasers too much, and many places without words are also erased. This is a waste of eraser. He also showed the children and gently erased a small part of the mistake with the tip of an eraser.

This technology has really been transformed.

I have seen the most stingy people wash their feet with the water that washes their faces and flush the toilet with the water that washes their feet. Wash vegetables with rice washing water, and then flush the toilet with rice washing water.

80-year-olds may be used to thrift and have formed the habit of being stingy. It's not that they have no money, and they don't want to be stingy with you. They are frugal all the way.

So is my dad. His pension is nearly 5000 yuan, and he was a senior teacher before he retired. My mother also has a pension of 2000 yuan, and both of them have medical insurance, but my parents split a penny in two.

When I buy a box of apples, I first eat those that look bad or are going to rot. I didn't seem to find any good apples until all the apples were gone.

When mom washes clothes, dad always nags about using too much washing powder and always buys shampoo. That faucet seems to be dripping forever. It's packed in a vat and used to flush the toilet.

My mother always fills up the water for washing vegetables to wash the toilet. When paying the water bill every month, my father will say that my mother wastes water. Always nagging when paying the electricity bill that the light in the toilet is not turned on.

I remember when I was a child, my father filled a basin of water, washed my face first, then helped me wash my face, and then helped my two younger brothers wash their faces. Finally, the water in the washbasin is very turbid.

At that time, I didn't feel dirty at all. Later, when I grew up, I realized how stingy my father was to wash our faces.

At that time, there was no running water, and the water came from a well in our yard, or we went to fetch water from the ancient buildings in Dashuijing Ancient Buildings that everyone used. No wonder my father saves water so much.

Later, when I moved to a big city, my dad still kept the habit of saving electricity and water. My mother follows my father and turns off the lights when people pass by. Occasionally, my mother forgets to turn off the lights in the toilet and my father screams.

The only thing I remember is that every year during the Chinese New Year, the house is brightly lit. My dad never said turn off the lights again. Maybe he still has the idea of wasting electricity in his mind.

My father is very stingy with himself. When I grow up, every time I go back to see them, I feel that my father's courage with deep pockets is everywhere. I went to the supermarket and let me choose at will. I also specially ordered something expensive.

Every time I go back to my city, I think my dad's stingy appearance will reappear.

Occasionally, I miss the scene when my father helped us wash our faces when we were young. Now there is no such thing as a pot washing four faces, because we can't go back to childhood.

Last video, my dad said he still had hundreds of thousands, and I was surprised. Is this all my dad's tricks?

There is a black girl Annie in my family.

It seems that there is nothing wrong with stingy people choosing for themselves.

If a stingy person finds fault with others, it is very annoying.

How to know the meanest person? Are you stingy yourself?

When I was in college, there was a buddy in the dormitory next door. That was a real sarcasm.

Their dormitory takes turns to treat guests once a week, saying it's a treat. In fact, it's just a meal and a dish in a small restaurant, which is less than tens of dollars 100.

Once, he didn't know what was wrong with him, so he insisted on eating a big meal and ended up eating 200 yuan. The next week, it was another person's turn to treat him. He spent only a few tens of dollars on eating out, so he became angry and said, "Why not invite more?" ! I treat you to a good meal! Is that how you treat me? A difference of more than one hundred? "

Since then, people in their dormitory have looked at him in vain, and have never touched him except for necessary speeches for more than a year.

He also became the only stingy person in my memory who shocked me.

The most stingy person I have ever met is an old lady who doesn't want to eat and dress herself. She has money at home and collects junk. Before her death, she left her son 1 10,000 yuan, but his son was a black sheep.

Family members are unwilling to spend money on food and clothing, and they are always sulking, which makes the family tremble.

In fact, her family is very rich, but sometimes she picks up garbage and sells it back.

I didn't want to eat or wear the money I sold back, and then all the money was released to me as a prodigal son.

Then she continued to pick it up again and again. It seems that the meaning of her life is to collect junk and sell money. Before she could save it, her son spent it all.

She is always dirty. It is said that she left her son 1 more than ten thousand yuan. But, what's the use? Her son will be defeated soon.

Let me talk about my ex-mother!

Every day when she goes back to her mother's house, she will buy a lot of dried noodles and make some cold chicken feet. When she went back, these dishes were forbidden to others. As for her, she makes a boiled tofu, a vegetable soup, and probably doesn't put salt or oil. It tastes tasteless. She had the cheek to say, for the sake of health, eat less. What's more, the hot water for bathing should be used sparingly, because the electricity bill is expensive.

In fact, I don't understand why she is like this. After all, she planted land, vegetables, chickens, ducks and bamboo rats in the countryside. Her son gives her 4000 yuan a month, and she doesn't have enough meat every day.

Besides, every time I go back to her house, I'm not empty-handed and I don't know where the money is. Sometimes they are told to buy detergent, toilet paper, shampoo, toothpaste and toothbrush. It's really a pity.

In this era, have you ever seen a family that doesn't want to light up at night?

Twenty years ago, electricity was a relatively expensive expense. Many people in rural areas were unwilling to light lamps, but now the electricity bill of a few cents is very cheap, and his family is still reluctant. Every day after dinner, the old couple sit at the door in the dark.

The key is that people are not short of money at all, their children have a good life, and they are willing to buy things for them and give them money to spend, but the old couple desperately save money. When digging bamboo shoots on the mountain, you bow your back to dig bamboo shoots, handle them well, dry them before selling them. When picking tea, I also go to the mountains with a bag every day to pick tea and sell it. Whoever digs a bamboo shoot and picks a tea can stand in the village and scold for an hour. Children buy food for them, and they don't take it out to their neighbors until it breaks down. Children don't wear new clothes they buy, but they wear old clothes all year round, and some clothes are even patched.

It is estimated that they are used to the hard life. Outsiders look at them and say why they bother, but they think that saving is a little bit. As for why, it is said that it is reserved for the nephew with the worst conditions.