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Why do the eighteen eccentrics in Yunnan spread rumors about the nine wonders of Guizhou? Is everyone talking about coincidence?

The first monster in Yunnan: the eggs are strung with grass.

In order to make it easier for buyers to carry the eggs they bought without being damaged, the villagers woven them against the eggshells with bamboo sticks or wheat straw, each of which was separated, with ten ropes that could be hung on the wall, and they could eat as much as they wanted.

2, the second monster in Yunnan: take off your hat as a pot cover.

There are many bamboo forests in Yunnan, so many utensils are made of bamboo. The pot cover looks like a hat in the mainland, but the top is slightly smaller, which is easy to grasp. It is used as a pot cover for ventilation and warmth, and the cooked rice is more fragrant.

3. The third monster in Yunnan: three mosquitoes and one dish.

In many areas of Yunnan, the weather is hot, and there are many mosquitoes and flies all year round, especially in the wild and livestock pens, so it is exaggerated to say that three mosquitoes and one dish.

4. The fourth monster in Yunnan: the train is not as fast as the car.

Because there are many mountains and canyons, Yunnan's railways have large slopes and many bends, which makes the speed of trains extremely slow, forming a unique landscape that trains are not as fast as cars.

5, the fifth monster in Yunnan: Dali Baba called bait block.

Rice produced in Yunnan is especially fragrant and glutinous. After the rice is steamed and cooked, it is kneaded into a long semi-finished product, which can be fried, boiled and steamed. The color is as white as snow, like the white rice cake made in the mainland, which is called bait locally.

6. The sixth monster in Yunnan: caves can compete with fairyland.

Yunnan is located in lava terrain, resulting in many caves and underground rivers. Many caves have a variety of landscapes, especially after being illuminated by lights, which are as beautiful as going to fairyland and Dragon Palace.

7, the seventh strange in Yunnan: clothes of the four seasons are worn together.

Yunnan has a changeable climate, which is neither hot in summer nor cold in winter, with a large temperature difference between day and night. It can be said that the clothes of the four seasons change with wearing, and the clothes of the four seasons can be seen everywhere on the street, which are long and short, thick and thin, colorful and colorful.

8. The eighth monster in Yunnan: grasshoppers can be used as appetizers.

People in many places in Yunnan have a hobby of eating insects, turning pests into delicacies and insects into delicacies, so insects become delicious snacks after being fried.

9. The ninth monster in Yunnan: the girl is called the old lady.

In Yunnan dialect, the Dai people are pronounced Thai, which is generally called the old lady. I don't know what happened outside. I saw the old lady facing the Dai language shop (Dai language: girl) and thought it was meant by the old lady from the mainland.

10, the tenth weirdo in Yunnan: monks can fall in love.

Yunnan borders several countries that believe in Buddhism, and men in Buddhist countries all go to temples to become monks, just like going to school or doing military service in the mainland. Then they can get married and have children. Affected by this, the border people also wear monk clothes to fall in love.

1 1, the eleventh monster in Yunnan: the old lady climbs the mountain faster than the monkey.

Yunnan has many mountains and deep valleys, and local women have been hardworking since childhood. It is common for the old lady to climb mountains and chop wood, so she has developed a vigorous figure and foot strength. Old people in their seventies and eighties often climb mountains like on the ground.

12, the twelfth monster in Yunnan: a new shoe is patched at the back.

Ethnic minority women behind embroidered shoes make shoes with cloth and embroider them carefully.