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How to make women happy

1, you don't have to, I like it. You are my first and last love. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. The person who can marry you must be very happy. If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life. 6. I can't live without you in my love world. 7. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. 9. Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice. 10, I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for a lifetime! 1 1. If you make your girlfriend happy, only you know my world. 12, because I know I can't live without you, so I will cherish it more. 13, I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime. 14, I miss you beyond words. 15, I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me. 16, so many roads, which one can go straight to your heart? 17, I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more than before. 18, I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life. 19, it has nothing to do with romance, but I just think I can't miss you anyway. Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever! 2 1, as long as I'm with you, I don't care how much I have to pay. 22. You came into my life and I have been preparing for you all my life. 23. As long as I love you, I want nothing more. 24. After meeting you, I found that I can be so willing to pay. 25. I always think of you, although we can't have every minute together. 26. My thoughts evaporate into clouds and then it rains, but I can't bear to get wet with you. 27. I have entered my life and I have been preparing for you all my life. 28. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault. 29. You are the only difference between this world and me. As long as I have you, I can do it in the future. 30, like this, cover your mouth and your eyes will come out. 3 1, if possible, I would like to spend every moment of my life with you. 32. Make your girlfriend happy: I look forward to seeing you before going to bed every night. I have never taught me so deeply as you. 34. How can eating be so cute? Have you been trained? 35. You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart. Thousands of cups are not drunk, but I am drunk when I see your smile. Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart. 38. If you make your girlfriend happy: I don't want a short tenderness, just your company. 39. No dress fits like your love, and no decoration is as charming as your love. 40. At the moment I met you, all my luck ran out. At this moment, my life was ruined. 4 1, I like you, like your eyebrows, like your temper, not you. I can't promise that I will make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world. Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand. No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person. 45. You are so tacky that you always send your own selfie photos. Just seeing you makes my hands ache. 46. I won't allow you to peel apples. I'm afraid of blood, so I won't let you bleed! 47. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love. I won't allow you to go alone at night, because I will never let you go alone! 49. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive me. I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness. How to make women happy 2 1 Looking at you, my eyes are full of happiness. 2. Love if you can, and it's funny if you love. I want to grow old with you. I like you in one hundred ways. My happiest thing is to be your angel. 6. I'm going to sleep, because you are all in my dream. 7. The room in my heart is for you. We agreed that I would spend autumn and winter with you. 9. It's all your fault. I'm distracted from everything I do. 10, don't marry anywhere, don't marry anywhere, refuse to have sex! 1 1, everything will get tired after a long time, except loving you. 12, hugging you is an idea, kissing you is an idea! 13, come and go in a hurry, leaving a thousand kinds of worries, looking forward to meeting you again. 14, through the noise, "I realized that you are the most precious." 15, if I don't have you in my future, this kind of thing is hard to think about. 16, if you are destined, then I think it is not bad. Do you know what my seat is? I made it for you. 18, just be comfortable, and I'll get used to the rest. 19, do you know what I cherish most? Is the first word of this sentence. 20. If you love each other, you must join hands to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe. 2 1, I love you even the mountain breeze, the small fish in the water and the birds in the sky know. I am no longer lonely with your company, and I am no longer sad with your warmth. Don't ask why I love you, because you are the reason why I don't love others. 24. There is no special reason to love someone, just because you are you. 25. Love is the true love between you and me, caring for each other, holding hands and growing old together! 26. The best smell in the world is the smell of you when I hold you. 27. You sit by my side, and the wind in the world is half mine and half yours. 28. Drink the wine of love you brewed. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life. 29. Love blurted out inadvertently is the simplest love in the heart. 30. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love only loves yourself. 3 1, you are the one I want to show off to the world, but I can't bear to share it with anyone. As long as you are by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, whether I am rich or not. How to make a woman happy 3 1, I will give you whatever you want as long as I have it. What are you doing outside? Stay with me. 2, two of a kind for a long time, how far apart, as long as I'm sure, the future with you, even if I put up with this loneliness doesn't matter. 3, affection, this thing is easy to see at first glance, but it is difficult to be accompanied by Japan. The world is so big, I am very lucky to meet you. 4. Your sweet smile is like a glass of wine that has been treasured for many years. Just one bite is enough to make me want to stop. 5, the vast sea of people, navigate with your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name. I am not a gentle person at all, but I have been doing all the gentle things for you. I am not a patient person, but I always lose patience with you. 7. It is said that the seas run dry and the rocks rot too far, and the vows of eternal love are too great. I just want to be an ant on the line with you, a prisoner locked by love. You don't have to be rich, but you'd better have lofty goals and ideals, and you may become rich in the future. 9. I have never done anything good or good in my life, but I feel the luckiest thing is to meet you. 10, you are mine, and no one can take it away. I am so overbearing; I'm yours, and no one can take it away. I'm too stubborn. 1 1, you say, how long do you want me to wait, give you enough of my life, tell me how long you are going, and wait for you with my life. 12, you can see the mountains, you can see the sea, you can see everything in this world, I am different, I am nearsighted, I can only see you. 13, I want to write 10,000 lame love poems for you and read them to you one by one in the future. 14. It's not easy to meet you. It would be a pity to miss it. I don't want the rest of my life to be memories. I hope it will be you every day for the rest of my life. 15, I used to fall in love with you casually, but now I am mature. After careful consideration, I think I love you. 16, the sword is improperly worn, and going out is already a Jianghu; The wine is still warm, and I don't know how to dry it at the entrance. Away from Qian Fan, back to childhood. 17, I have seen beautiful mountains but not as beautiful as your eyebrows. I've heard of autumn water, but I don't have your fragrance. I have smelled the flowers in spring, but not as fragrant as you. 18, you always dream of me again and again, with joy and tears. I don't want to be awakened by your dream. 19, your leaving will definitely hurt my muscles and my bones. Your blood must have soaked your heart. 20. You smell the best, and you look the best when you smile. When you are with me, I have never envied anyone, and I really want to accompany you through this life. 2 1, I don't like snacks, movies or songs, but I like you very much. 22. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you finish 1 step, I will walk to your side for the remaining 999 steps. 23. I opened my eyes. The breeze and bright moon are you, the flowers and trees are you, the mountains and rivers are you, so I close my eyes and the stars in my dream become you. 24. If I have super powers, I will help you light up the dark corner inside, beat the monster away, and then quietly put some candy in it. 25. If I had to choose between chocolate and you, I would definitely choose you, because just seeing you is already very sweet. 26. I used to be a python, even a dead man, but since I met you, I have been longing for a long life. 27. We lived for a long time and then turned white. In my old age and the rest of my life, love in my eyes is exactly what you look like. Let me tell you a story. It is too long. I summed it up in four words, "I miss you". 29. I've seen the spring breeze in Shili, I've seen the summer solstice never come, I've tried Qiu Guang, and I like the warm sunshine in winter, but I can't reach you. I want to see you. 30. I like you, just like Nanxiang's old cat, bohemian; I like you, just like the ancient bridge in the north of the city, which is extremely old. 3 1, I want to dress up as a courier girl so that I can go downstairs and say, hello, sir, please go downstairs and marry you when the baby arrives. I can't promise to give you a perfect relationship. There will be no quarrel and no disagreement, but I can assure you that I will never leave as long as you insist. 33. I am stubborn by nature and have a clear distinction between good and evil, so I like you, not on impulse or because I have different opinions. 34. Your heart no longer belongs to me, but I still expect your response, knowing whether it is or not, but it was dragged away. 35. Some roads look ridiculous when walking with one person, but they are too short to walk with others. I love you. For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you. 37. Time can't put out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever. No amount of obvious love can reveal my love for you. No matter how obvious the feelings are, they can't hide their feelings for me. 39. If that person has ever appeared in the world, others will make do with it. I don't want to make do with it. 40. My son chooses a hairpin for me. I hold my hair in ink for my son, snuggle together day and night, comb my hair and whiten my temples. 4 1, a person's happiest moment is to find the right person, who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you. 42. If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I will be your little mermaid and never cheat. 43. I write a letter at dusk, with the afterglow of the sunset and the romance of the galaxy, and send it to you, to tenderness itself. 44. The light in the evening is golden and distant, and the freshness in April is so warm. You're many years late, but I'm glad you came. 45. I know it is not easy to meet you. It would be a pity to miss it. I don't want the rest of my life to be a memory. I want to be like you every day for the rest of my life. 46. I like the beautiful sunset glow at dusk and the monsoon information of the four seasons, but I like you best. 47. I hope that from youth to maturity, from shoulder-length short hair to long hair fluttering, the people who accompany me are all you. Sleep and wake up to find that it's you by the pillow. As long as it is you, nothing else matters. 48. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring. 49. No matter what secret you have in mind, I just want to tell you that you keep your secret and I will take good care of you. 50. I am a rambler. After meeting you, the four seasons become romantic, sleep becomes brisk, and life has a gentle persistence. 5 1, you are the love letter of the past, the lingering sunset, the growing wind under the feet of passers-by, and the person I like. 52, I like you, from night to dawn, from cold winter to warm spring, from one second to life, endless, endless cycle. Since you became my sweetheart, you can't bear to look good, only you like it year after year. 54. Love is a hundred years of loneliness until you meet the person who is determined to protect you. At that moment, all the bitter loneliness had a way home. 55. Sir, I hit your south wall. It hurts to sit on the ground and cry. I don't want to go any further, really. 56. I just want to be your little sun. When you are sure that you love me, I don't want to be alive, I just want to be close to each other in this life! You are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more. 58. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.