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Something about the one-character horse
First of all, let’s talk about boys. Any of the known high-efficiency and excellent fighting skills do not require leg pressing or double horse. Those that require leg pressing are without exception low-grade rubbish kung fu of a performance nature. It looks good when done. Yes, in actual combat it is a cheating technique. Therefore, for boys, the advantage of a one-word horse is that they can show off and then be alienated by everyone.
For girls, it can increase flexibility and beauty. Everyone on this earth knows that increasing flexibility is to have more postures in bed. It is precisely because all men know that girls who can do it in a straight line are more comfortable to fuck. It’s interesting, that’s why it is said that a flexible body is more beautiful. As for the disadvantages? Apart from the fact that girls will be very painful during the practice, there is no such thing. Girls work hard to make themselves more beautiful, and boys come to pick them. How logical.
Some people say that practicing one-word horse will destroy the hymen. This is actually true. Lies made up by some bad guys and girls with ulterior motives. There are many lies made up by dogs, men and women, but this one is the easiest to expose, because if you search for videos, pictures and encyclopedias, you will know that the membrane is a very elastic and tough membrane containing capillaries. It is a very elastic organism, not made of paper. So unless you poke it with something thick enough, let it reach the limit of deformation. Otherwise, it will not break. Cycling, running, and practicing martial arts are all nonsense.
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