Tell me about that funny long-distance relationship.

1. A funny poem about long-distance love

Funny poem about long-distance love 1. What are the classic sentences about long-distance love?

There is a city between us, but there is a bridge in our hearts. We can't see each other, but we can feel each other's breathing Every time I eat alone, go shopping alone and sleep alone, I will give myself a hug, and I will pretend to have you.

I can't go to the city without you.

It snowed in your city, and my heart froze.

Knowing each other but not being together, lovesickness but not being together.

I water the flowers with loneliness, and you make a cup of milk tea with loneliness.

Meditate on I love you every day just to dream of you.

We haven't known each other for a long time, but you have come so far.

Every time I leave, I get a long wait.

I will miss you when you miss me, and I will miss you when you don't.

We have the courage to separate, but we have no determination to separate.

I went to see you by train and left you with sadness.

Love needs company, but you are not the only one around me.

I am lonely but not lonely, because I live a life of two people alone.

I want you back, so I won't leave without you.

2. What poems describe "long-distance love"?

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I live in the upper reaches of the Yangtze River and you live in the lower reaches. I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water.

The water of the Yangtze River flows eastward for a long time, and I don't know when it will stop, and neither will their lovesickness and parting hatred. I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning.

-"Bu Operator" Li Chi Ngai

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I don't know how far you are after leaving, which is bleak and boring. Drifting away, without books, where does the fish sink?

In the middle of the night, the wind and bamboo knock on the autumn rhyme, and Chiba hates it. So, if you look for it in a single pillow, the dream is not a lamp, it will burn.

-Yulan Ouyang Xiu

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Distant Altair, Jiao Jiao Hehan girl.

Slender hands. Zhazha works on the loom.

There is no chapter all day, and tears are pouring down.

The river is clear and shallow, with many differences.

Between water and water, there are no words.

-"Cowherd Star" China's poem

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When those red berries come in spring, they flush on your southern branches.

People who want to miss them collect more, and Mix red beans have attracted people's attention.

-"Acacia" Tang

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Jiang Chun grass green, endless extension to the distance, makes me miss my husband who travels far away. A husband who is far away from home can not miss him all day, but he can see him in his dream soon.

I saw him by my side in my dream and woke up to find that he was still in exile. Different counties in different places, the exhibition will not meet.

Mulberry withered until the wind came, and the sea knew the taste of cold. Everyone is charming at first, who will speak for whom!

A guest came from far away and brought me a carp-shaped wooden box with silk and silk letters in it. Tell the boy to open the wooden box and write a letter with a ruler.

Kneeling for a long time to read a plain book, what is it like in the book? The first part of the letter is to increase appetite. It is said that the second half of the letter is often left out.

-"Drinking Horses in the Cave of the Great Wall" is a folk song of Han Yuefu.

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There is no doubt about love when you are married. Happiness is tonight. It's a good time.

It's a long way to find a husband. You can watch the night. The morning has passed, so resign from now on.

Service is on the battlefield, and there is no fixed period between the two. I shook hands for a long time, but I don't cry in this life.

Try to love Chunhua, don't forget when you are happy. Born to return, died for Sauvignon Blanc.

-"Married" Su Wu in the Western Han Dynasty

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Who is worried when you are gloomy?

I miss you differently, each in the same place.

The meeting was not long, and the center was destroyed and injured.

If you don't worry about food, you will always be hungry.

Sit up and do nothing, as if radiant.

-"Room Thinking" Xu Gan

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The threshold chrysanthemum worries about smoke and tears. The curtain is light and cold, and the swallow flies away.

The bright moon doesn't know how to leave sorrow and hate suffering. The morning light slanted on Zhu Hu.

The west wind withered the green trees last night. A person in a tall building can see the end of the world.

I want to send colored stationery and rulers. The mountain is very long and the water is very big!

-"The Recent Flowers" Yan Songshu

3. Is there a suitable poem to describe long-distance love?

Picking hibiscus by the river, Lanzeduo fragrant grass.

Who wants to leave, Philip Burkart. It is said that lovesickness makes people worry a lot, and it is better to be lovesick. Why did * * cut the candle at the west window, but the rain was a fairy tale at night? Clear clouds and be smart (Song: Qin Guan), clear clouds and be smart, flying stars spread grievances, and silver and Han are far from dark.

On the seventh day of autumn dew and autumn, it is time to meet, mostly those who are together in the world, but the appearance of husband and wife. Common complaint against acacia, tender feelings like water, meet each other as if it were a dream, when it is hard to see the bridge.

As long as two people love us to the end, why covet my Heron? Second: In the same way, there are 19 ancient poems with the same theme, namely, Cowherd Star (Han Dynasty: anonymous), Cowherd Star, and Jiao Jiao River Girl.

Skillful hands, make a loom. Tears fall like rain all day long; How clear and shallow the river is! Between water and water, there are no words.

Third, I won't tell you about Li Zhiyi's divination, which is a masterpiece in my heart. Because of this wonderful word, I bought his "Gu Xi Ci" specially, and changed the name of Kou to "Divination Device" in the second day of junior high school ...? I live at the head of the Yangtze River (Song: Li Chi Ngai) Original: I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and Jun lives at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water.

The water of the Yangtze River flows eastward for a long time, and I don't know when it will stop, and neither will their lovesickness and parting hatred. I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning.

Fourth: as a long-distance lover for many years, after reading this poem, you should understand why I am so half a month old ... I want to go back and forth (Han Dynasty: anonymous) and separate from you. Since then, you and I have traveled thousands of miles, I am in heaven, and you are in heaven.

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, and it will be safe. North Malaysia is still attached to the north wind, south birds fly north, and nest in the south branch.

The longer they are apart, the wider they become and the thinner they become. Wandering clouds cover the sun, and wanderers are reluctant to return in foreign countries.

Just because I want you to age me, another year will soon end. There are many other things to say, just wish you take care of yourself and don't be hungry and cold.

Fifth: Before reading the following poem, you must review the previous situation. It is said that there was a rich and beautiful Zhuo Wenjun in the Western Han Dynasty who took a fancy to Sima Xiangru, a phoenix man. Once he became famous, he began to change his mind.

Legend has it that love rat wrote a letter that read "1234567891 billion", indicating that he had "unintentionally" Wen Jun, so, by the way, love rat is love rat. How to be a good match with talent and no quality? However, Zhuo Wenjun is still not awake. He wrote an affectionate poem, with words embedded in love rat's letter, which is a classic with exquisite form and sincere feelings.

Legend has it that love rat felt ashamed after reading it and gave up the idea of divorcing his wife. After the farewell of Zhuo Wenjun, it was only March and April, but who knows five or six years later.

The lyre has no intention to play, the eight lines have no transmission, the nine chains have never been interrupted, and the ten-mile pavilion wants to wear it, thinking about the past and thinking about it, and the strange lang is helpless. A thousand words can't be finished, and I'm bored to see the lonely goose for nine days. In August, the Mid-Autumn Festival is crowded with people, and in July, people burn incense and hold candles to ask for heaven. On the sixth day, everyone shook my heart. In May, pomegranates were like fire, and after the rain, the flowers fell. April loquat is not yellow, and I want to be confused with the mirror.

In a hurry, the peach blossoms turn with the water in March; Falling and falling, the kite line was broken in February. Hey! Lang Lang, I wish you were a woman and I was a man in the next life! Update: Fifth, I like the sentence "Autumn rhyme blows in the middle of the night" best.

Yulouchun (Song: Ouyang Xiu) didn't know your distance after parting. Sad and boring.

Drifting away, no books, rich water and heavy fish. Late at night, the wind blows bamboo and plays autumn rhyme.

A thousand leaves, a thousand voices, all hate. So, if you look for it in a single pillow, the dream is not a lamp, it will burn.

Sixth, the following song is amazing. It was written by Tang Bohu of Chou-heung's sister's house (serious face). Objectively speaking, except for the shadow of Master Wang's special affection, it is still very good, and it is worthy of the title of great talent. A plum blossom (Ming: Tang Yin) closes like a pear, forgetting youth and missing it.

Pleasure * * * Who said that? Flowers are charming, and the moon is charming. Sorrow gathers eyebrows, and a thousand tears mark ten thousand tears marks.

See the sky at dawn and the clouds at dusk. When I walk, I miss you; Even when I am sitting, I miss you. Wang Shifu's Bieqing is posted together: Bieqing (Yuan: Wang Shifu) passed Yao's folk songs in December, and the mountains and waters were more sparkling.

Look at Liu Fei Juan, drunk peach blossom. The fragrance of the cabinet is bursting, and the heavy door is covered by rain.

I'm afraid dusk will be abrupt and dusk, so why not be ecstatic? New tears overwhelm old ones, and heartbroken people remember heartbroken people.

How thin is Chunxiang muscle this year? The ribbon is three inches wide. Seventh: Two more short and pithy songs. Don't talk too much, just get to the point.

He was given a gift by the monarch (Don Zhang Jiuling). He was gifted by the monarch, and he no longer ignored the disabled machine. I miss you like a full moon, and the brightness is decreasing every night.

Spring resentment (Tang: Jin Changxu) drives orioles, and the trees are singing. They woke her up when she dreamed that she went to meet him in Liaoxi camp.

Eight: finally, talk about the tail pressure of the two leaders. Say it first. okay. It is really long. Ok, please read and recite the full text ... visually evoke the psychological shadow of many friends ... hahaha, I'm kidding. Read and have fun. Shi Si (Xu Gan, Wei and Jin Dynasties) was depressed and anxious. Who's worried? I miss you differently, each in the same place.

The meeting was not long, and the center was destroyed and injured. If you don't worry about food, you will always be hungry.

Sit up and do nothing, as if radiant. I'm at the top of the mountain, and I'm on Wan Li Road.

Your death is far away, and stagnation makes people old. In my life, I suddenly feel like spring grass.

When you can't get it again, what is self-worry? Every time I talk about my past, I can't protect my body. What a cloud, I hope you can understand what I said.

You can't send it. You'll miss it. Everyone will recover after they leave, and you will never come back.

Since the monarch came out, the mirror was dark and hopeless. Thinking of a gentleman is like running water, why bother to be poor all the time?

At the end of this tragic season, the orchid leaves withered again. A heavy sigh, you will comfort me.

I can't sleep, the night is endless. I crept out of the house and looked up at Samsung.

I hate myself. I cried like a spring. Think of you, see the towel comb, in order to facilitate my efforts.

Andrew, the man in my heart. If you are sincere, you will not shine.

If you can't see anything, there is no reason to continue the meeting. Therefore, it is like a flounder, and now it is like ginseng.

People don't start, but they want you to end. If you don't come from the age of 18, how can you expect old favors?

Forgetting the past again is especially laughed at by gentlemen. Although you are far away, don't forget your moment.

Thick or not, but I can see your thoughts when I miss you. Four Sorrow Poems (Western Han Dynasty: Zhang Heng) My thoughts are in Mount Tai.

It's hard to understand Fu Liang. I looked away and cried. The beauty gave me Jin Cuodao, so why should I report to Qiong Yao in England?

It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, so why worry and worry? My thoughts are in Guilin.

If you want to go to the depths of Hunan, watch the south cry. Beauty gives me a piano and a post. Why should I give you a pair of jade plates?

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so don't lean on melancholy. What are your worries and troubles? I was thinking of Hanyang.

If you want to go from Longnan to Hanban, you will look askance and cry. The beautiful woman gave me a mink.

4. Sentences suitable for long-distance relationships

1. There are such a group of people in this world, whose love is separated by thousands of waters in Qian Shan. They bear the pain that others can't understand, just because they know that they have the happiness they want in that distant city. They can't go shopping together, they can only miss each other again and again. When the other person is sad, he can only use pale text messages to comfort him. When the other person is helpless, he can only hold his mobile phone in his hand and try to listen to his breathing and crying. People who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away.

2. Long-distance lovers are lucky, because you have someone to stick with, a heart to share your persistence and dreams, and a love strong enough to challenge the distance. Isn't it a kind of happiness to find such a person who trusts you unconditionally in the vast sea of people?

3. The most important thing in long-distance love is trust and persistence! In the eyes of others, long-distance love is so unrealistic. I think that two people who really love each other will not give up on each other because of distance! Friends who support long-distance love! If you really love each other, you must work hard for this love. It's not easy.

4, long-distance love, love is not only love, but also a kind of persistence; Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, and like children, we start over.

You know, long-distance love is a race against time. If you persist, you will win. If you are defeated by time, you will miss that person all your life. So we must stick to it in the long-distance running of love. Hang in there, and you win!

6. I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and Jun lives at the end of the Yangtze River; I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water. When will the water stop? When did this hatred ever happen? I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning.

5. Long distance relational sentences

Dear landlord, I will post some for you: 1. People who have a long-distance relationship are lucky, because you have someone who can persist with you, a heart that can share your persistence and dreams, and a love that is strong enough to challenge the distance. Isn't it a kind of happiness to find such a person who trusts you unconditionally in the vast sea of people? 2. The most important thing in long-distance love is trust and persistence! In the eyes of others, long-distance love is so unrealistic. I think that two people who really love each other will not give up on each other because of distance! 3. I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and Jun lives at the end of the Yangtze River; I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water. When will the water stop? When did this hatred ever happen? I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning. Although these words can slightly express the meaning of homesickness, everyone says that relatives can also give her some special gifts to comfort her. Children's shoes made of long-distance love can wear Levis for each other. This is a diamond ring customized with a man's real name, which represents crowning your finger in my name and accompanying you for life. Comfort the hardships of long-distance love with life-long protection and love.

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