Who can sort out or find the classic quotations in ipartment TV series?

"Eat sesame cakes and beer covers, eat wonton and moth balls, shoot flies and nail nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and the mobile phone can't be taken out when it falls into the merit box."

"A BMW is coming to you at a speed of 280 yards, followed by a Mercedes-Benz racing car, and so on, followed by a tractor, so much the better, but also with a left lane change light. He wants to overtake! "

"The somebody else is Chen Yuanyuan, and you? (aiming at the chest) Chen Bianbian! "

"Let's split it fifty-fifty. Say it first. okay. Who is five? "

"Quiet as a virgin, crazy as a rabbit."

"The two of them are just separated by a wall and have never met. Because one of them always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator. "

"Hello, I want a rape popcorn."

"It is the duty of every citizen to despise you."

Accidental, absolutely accidental, very accidental, too accidental

Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear;

Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and strong, and your skin is impeccable.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

I'll spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.

Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

Bus master: "Hey, either put money in, swipe your card or roll out. What are you looking at?"

Bus master: "it's really ~ you can't even afford to take a bus, and you dare to pretend to be the mother."

Your mother must have thrown someone away and raised the placenta when she gave birth to you.

Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest …

It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda …

Those who have tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but those who are willing to be Yue Fei ~

It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees. ....

I am a born actor. From small to large, I saw beautiful MM eyes are round.

Passerby: I fell in love with my colleague.

Passerby: But I didn't tell him.

Passerby: I told my colleague Hao.

Passerby: Hao promised not to tell anyone.

Passerby: But my colleague Ade told me.

Passerby: A Hao secretly told another colleague, Alin.

Passerby: Alin is familiar with Archie's ex-girlfriend Allen again.

Passerby: I'm afraid Alin will tell Allen.

Passerby: Then Allen went back and told A Zhi.

Passerby: Then I'm embarrassed.

Passerby: Fortunately, Allen is in love with Ade now.

Passerby: So I went to Ade to help me solve this problem.

Passerby: Ed told me that Allen and he had broken up.

Passerby: He is dating Alin now. Let me find Arlene.

Passerby: But Alin told me that A Hao actually said nothing to him.

Passerby: Now I'm dizzy. Who should I trust?

Ceng Xiaoxian: A Ou.

Passerby: I'm talking about A Zhi, not Ou. He is my colleague from another department.

Passerby: A Ou is Alin's younger brother.

Passerby: But I can't tell him that the person I like is the ex-boyfriend of your brother's girlfriend.

Passerby: This will make the relationship more chaotic.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Aqiao.

Passerby: t?

Passerby: How do you know that there is another colleague named T in our company?

Passerby: He bears a grudge against Alin, probably because he has a crush on Allen.

Passerby: But T and A Hao have a good relationship.

Guangu: Honey, what shall we eat today?

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guangu: Shall we eat hot pot?

Xiaoxue: No, you will get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot.

Guangu: How about Sichuan food?

Xiaoxue: I just ate Sichuan food yesterday. What about today?

Guangu: Shall we eat seafood?

Xiaoxue: The seafood is not good, and it will cause diarrhea.

Guangu: What did you say you wanted to eat?

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guan Gu: E! ~ ~ ~ Then let's stop eating and do something else.

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: Then let's watch a movie. I haven't seen a movie for a long time.

Xiaoxue: What's interesting about movies? This is a delay.

Guangu: How about bowling? Exercise. Exercise.

Xiaoxue: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired?

Guan Gu: O! ~ ~ ~ ~ Then let's have some more coffee.

Xiaoxue: Eh ~ ~ ~ Drinking coffee affects sleep.

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: Then let's go home.

Xiaoxue: (smiling, then taking the bag) Look at you.

Guangu: We'll take the bus and I'll walk you.

Xiaoxue: The bus is dirty and crowded. Forget it.

Guangu: How about taking a taxi?

Xiaoxue: It's not cost-effective to walk such a short distance.

Guangu: Let's go. Let's go for a walk.

Xiaoxue: What way are you going with an empty stomach?

Guangu: Then what do you want?

Xiaoxue: Look at you.

Guangu: Let's eat first.

Xiaoxue: Whatever.

Guangu: What to eat?

Xiaoxue: Anything will do.

Guangu: ~! # #

Hu Yifei: "Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains grew together. "

Ceng Xiaoxian: "Yes, and then the doctor gave all his brains to Zhan Bo with a sharp knife."

Ceng Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person!

Hu Yifei: You are not human!

Yifei: She may need a spare tire.

Zi Qiao: This date was originally to find a spare tire. Now she has found Guan Gu. Then I'm not a spare tire.

Yifei: Well, the second child for short.

Zhan Bo: No! Relax! We don't know the number of friends and enemies yet! I don't want to take any chances ... Zi Qiao: There are four and a half people in our car, and they basically have the advantage! ... Zhan Bo: Are you three and a half years old? ... Xiaoxian to Zhanbo: one (pointing to himself) two (pointing to Joe) One Philippines counts as two, and you count as half! Just right!

Wan Yu (singing): "La La La La La"

Uncle Ta: "Daughter, did you learn this song from me?"

Wan Yu: "Ah? Uncle, will you? "

Uncle trailer: "Our chickens are like this. Chicken feet move just like yours, lifting, lifting ... and milking. Therefore, I don't know when many young people began to learn from me. "

Wan Yu: "Uncle, you are so funny. So you are the founder of hip-hop."

Uncle Tuo: "What? Killed someone (founder)? I drive a tractor very slowly and never hit anyone. "

Ceng Xiaoxian: "We received a special letter from the founder of our apartment."

Zhan Bo (extremely depressed): "How did you kill someone (founder) again?"

Hair never ends. Dandruff is more prominent.

A three and a five. ...

eat ...

What are you eating? ....

I ate this card. ...

ah ...

Look at my cards ...

Two aces, one two and one eight. Why? ...

With this 5, I make up 1258 1. ...

1258 1 ...

Scared, right? 1258 1 means that just press me and I can help you. ...

Help you with what ....

I have a chance to touch myself. ...

Self-painted ...

Yes, come on, come on, none of you will draw me a card. ...

Hey, what are you doing? ...

I can make you a card. ...

Why should I give it to you? ...

ah ...

Ten points. Look at this. ...

What is this? ...

One for ten, one for one, October 1st, what day? ....

National Day ...

Yes, you have to rest for seven days on National Day, and I can escape seven cards. ...

Dormant card ....

You are so smart, but the effect is similar. ...

Then why do you play cards? ...

I'm Japanese, and Japan's National Day is not that day, so I can't rest. I have to continue working, so I can play cards, but you can't. ....

"Give me five portions of rape popcorn"-Wan Yu

"Two prodigies, they are crazy." -Yifei

"Oh, when did it change its name"-Zhanbo

Joe, what's so unhappy? Let's make everyone happy first ~ ~

Hu Yifei: It is God's business to forgive him. All I can do is send him to God.