How many toilet embarrassments have you encountered?

Alas, speaking of China on the tip of the tongue, oh, no! It is the embarrassment on the toilet that makes me particularly depressed. I don't know who invented the toilet at leisure!

Now, let me tell you something about the toilet embarrassment I encountered:

One: Squat on the toilet!

My family is from the countryside. I haven't attended any noble schools or lived in any senior dormitory. Of course, all the toilets I contacted and used from childhood were squatting until one day I was on a business trip with my leader. ......

I remember that it was a day soon after I joined the work, and the leader took me on a business trip to exercise me. Those who ate snacks and drank drinks all the way on the train were not bored, and the train arrived at the station after eating almost everything.

When I walked out of the exit, I suddenly felt a sense of convenience and looked around for the toilet. Just as I was looking for the toilet to give my luggage to the leader, he suddenly stopped a taxi. Well, I can't help it. I have to put up with getting on the bus.

After opening the hotel, I didn't care, so I took my room card and went straight to my room. But when I got to the bathroom, I found out that it was a toilet! God, I've never used this thing before! However, the emergency didn't allow me to think much, so I quickly unbuttoned my pants and sat up.

This? I ... obviously have a strong sense of convenience, why can't I pull it off? I've worked very hard. Why is there no "result" at all? But can this living person be suffocated by shit? Then I thought of an idea: I can squat on the toilet! Although I don't know if this small bucket can bear my 100 weight, I still squatted up.

Oh, comfortable! Just when I was enjoying it, suddenly the door was pushed open! Oh, my God! I just came in and forgot to close the door! Just when I looked puzzled, the leader came in and saw me squatting on the toilet. ..........

Oh, how embarrassing. I won't talk about it later. Make up the leader's surprised expression. .........

Two: injured!

Because the leader often takes me on business trips after work, I am used to going to the toilet at half-delay. But another embarrassing thing happened!

One day a few years later, the leader took me on a business trip again, but this time it was to a remote town. I ate and drank all the way on the train, but I felt comfortable at the exit, and then I had to put up with it because the leader called again.

I found a shabby hotel at random, so I hurried straight to my room. Alas, although the toilet is dirty and disgusting, I have to endure it!

After I got comfortable sitting on the toilet, I began to take out my mobile phone to play. I didn't expect to break one side of this broken toilet because of a little shift in the center of gravity, and then my ass was cut and I was bleeding! I don't know. I thought my period was coming. ..........

I had no choice but to call for help. You can imagine my embarrassed and helpless expression when people came in to see this scene. ..........