Niu Niu's lines of "Unique Names"

Ingenious name Author: Li Peisen, a cow, Li Lishan Performer: Li Lishan, a cow, A: Do you know this proverb? B: What sentence? A: It's called traveling around the world for no reason. B: It's hard to move for no reason. A: Look at that simple sentence-B: Alas! You are wrong in this sentence. A: What's the matter? B: It's upside down. A: handstand? B: Think again. A: Ah, yes, yes, yes, it should be "not moving for no reason". B: "Traveling around the world for no reason." A: That's right! B: No! A: Is that right? B: think about this again, think about it. What should I say? B: It should be said, "It is reasonable to travel all over the world, but it is difficult to move without reason." A: Ah! Right, right, right, right Speaking of which, I beg to differ! B: Why? A: Unreasonable, unreasonable. If we try to find out why, we can still travel around the world! B: there is no such person. Our section chief can do it. Really? A: Let me give you an example. Tell me about it. Our department has a section chief and three secretaries. There are four people in an office. The three of us decided to go out to eat roast duck that day. Ok, let's eat. A: Do you pay? Why should I pay? A: This should be paid by the government. B: Take public funds. A: Hey! This is not reasonable. A: This will soon make sense in our section chief's mouth. B: Really? A: I said, section chief, everyone has no oil in their stomachs. Can we go out to eat roast duck? B: what did the section chief say? A: (The academic leader has a strong accent) "Make a report." B: Why should I report eating roast duck? A: "The name is right." B: Speak freely! A: "Yes." How can I report on eating roast duck? A: "It's easy to write, so the report says, lead, colon!" Hey, wait a minute. What was behind your leadership just now? A: Two dots, two dots, colon. What a good punctuation mark! Answer: "Solve the problem of oil and water in people's stomachs." B: Huh? ! A: "Is this an inappropriate formulation?" B: Oh, I can't mention this defect. Haha, nonsense. This is! A: "Don't worry, there is always a reason! B: What shall we do? A: "Eat roast duck, right? "Eat roast duck. Answer: "Roast duck, roast this duck brown, and it will taste oily when you take a bite, haha." "Eat roast duck! A: "We China people like roast duck best. What do people in China do? The foreigner also likes roast duck. A: "Foreigners also like roast duck? "That's true! A: "Well, in this roast duck, he has a world peace problem. "World peace? A: "That's what the report says. "How did you write it? A: "quote-quote, colon! He took this sentence to heart. A: "In order to promote the great unity of all mankind and safeguard world peace, we urgently need to eat a roast duck. "What? What does eating roast duck have to do with world peace? A: "This duck symbolizes peace. "How can this duck symbolize peace? A: "Why don't you have a political mind? "Then tell me about it. Answer: "Every grand festival, there are ducks flying in Tiananmen Square-ah, that, that's pigeons, isn't it?" "Who's calling? A: "The report of eating roast duck is the most difficult. Even he can't help it! A: Don't worry, there is always a reason. B: What shall we do? A: "Eat roast duck, right? "Yes, yes, yes. A: "What day is it today? "In a fog, check the calendar! Let me see, Thursday. Oh, there is a line of fine print at the bottom. B: What does it say? A: "Pavlov's birthday139th anniversary. B: It's also an anniversary. A: "Whose birthday? "B: Pavlov. A: "Who? "Pavlov! A: "Good! Eat him! Ha ha laugh ... "Eat him? ! A: "Pavlov theory! Conditioned reflex "What is it? Answer: "just take that dog for an experiment and let it drool!" " "B: This is a conditioned reflex! A: "It's always roast duck! Roast duck! My mouth is watering! " Hook up his gluttons, too. A: "Good! The report is written like this. " How did you write it? A: "Leader-A: (Chorus)" Colon! "Me too. A: "In order to respect knowledge and intellectuals and further promote the in-depth development of popular science activities, to commemorate the birth139th anniversary of Pavlov, a famous Russian physiologist" B: How many reasons! A: "Our department decided to hold a grand commemorative event in Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant and draw up a budget-hey, how much is ten roast ducks? "B: How much? One two three four five six seven eight nine is ten! B: You four ate ten roast ducks. Can you eat them? A: "Eat-no, just struggle! "Ah, it's easy to calculate. One 35 yuan, ten 350 yuan. A: "Drink 40 yuan. "Drink 40 yuan's wine? A: "Have some good wine! "B: 390 yuan. A: "To draw up a budget, 390 yuan should do the whole thing. "Oh, section chief, why are you still in 390 yuan? Why not just write 400 yuan? A: "Well, don't waste the country's money. It is better to save a little. "hey! Thanks to him, he can say it! I said this report can be approved by other leaders? A: "Ah! The roast duck that day was delicious! "That's a batch. What's more, you were a superior leader when you reported it! A: When it's time to lie to your superiors, you should still-but you can't lie to me! B: Ah! This kind of heart has grown here. I said, nobody cares if you eat and drink with public funds like this? A: Nobody cares? I don't know how to let the superior commission for discipline inspection know about it, but after the investigation, I ordered our section chief to make a public inspection. B: That's right! I see how your section chief can explain it to everyone! A: "Comrades! Masters! Masters! Comrades! Ladies and gentlemen, tour guide! Colon! "hello! They are all sick. A: "Everyone welcomes me to have a physical examination. "Not welcome, but command. Answer: "Just check it, leading cadres. If there is any mistake, it should be checked. Mistakes are always hard to catch. Some problems are misunderstandings and need to be explained. "B: Explain to everyone, what happened to your roast duck? A: "That day was Pavlov's birthday139th anniversary. "What does this have to do with you? A: "We didn't drink the first glass of wine" B: No? A: "It's all spilled on the floor. "What is this? A: "We are saddened by the loss of such a great scientist in the world. "Oh, I know how to cry! A: "Many comrades shed tears during the dinner ..." What? A: "La La Zi. "He is greedy! A: "This has greatly deepened our understanding of conditioned reflex! After drinking, the comrades said happily: Eat vegetables, drink wine, learn from foreign scientists with saliva, the name feels cordial, and the deeds are firmly remembered. This kind of learning form is lively, novel and affordable, visible, smelling, chewing and memorable, and I want to participate in the next activities. "Well, I'm addicted! A: "Just one Pavlov is enough? Shouldn't Michulin eat it? Thousands of scientists need to wait for us to eat slowly. How can so many scientists remember to live without eating? "Well, tell me, how many scientists have you remembered so far? A: "It's hard to tell. "What's hard to say? I remember a meal. How many meals did you eat? A: "Anyway, let's put it this way. We ate all the foreign scientists and now we are eating the domestic ones. "b: eat domestic food! Answer; " Yesterday, we held a grand ceremony in Donglaishun to commemorate the birthday of scientist Chen Jingrun-"B: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is it? A: Chen Jingrun. B: Chen Jingrun? ! A: "Yes. "As far as I know, this Chen Jingrun is still alive! A: "Ah, you have to live to eat. I've already eaten the dead twice. "Are you? I wonder what you would do if you ate them all. A: "Oh, I ate you. "Eat me? A: "It's just an overstatement. "I said, if you eat and drink with public funds, such cadres will have to be fired! A: "Why did you fire me? "You should not quit! A: "I let everyone eat like this, and you still fire me?" "Oh, you let everyone eat like this just to keep your section chief? A: "Now the cadre system has been reformed. Everyone votes by secret ballot. If you don't choose me, I can't be a leader. I can't be a leader.-colon! "Here we go again!