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If your good friend said he was dead, what would you say about him?

When I'm dead, come and see me if you have something to burn, unless you die! Small things evoke souls, and big things dig graves like a line, which is purely a scam. If I want to see it, I have something to burn unless you die. Remember to take money to copy tickets if you want to die. Half of me is dead. I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig graves; Nothing, go away; Otherwise: I will drag you to hell!