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Humor in short sentences praising people's handsomeness.
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Humor in short sentences praising people's handsomeness.
1, you are handsome, I am cute ~
Please stop killing with your face. I am tired of repeating my death in front of you.
3, his handsome is not very real, and it is almost my pleasure to be a human like him.
4, really save the app.
5. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently, as if I haven't seen you for a long time."
6. What is on his face is not a beard, but a rose thorn.
7. It is said that you are the third kind of beauty in moonlight and moonlight. But for me, you are the fourth glory.
8. Whether a man is handsome or not depends not only on his appearance, but more importantly, he has a kind heart, and appearance is the real handsome.
9. Your face accounts for 99% of all the good things in this world.
10, don't move, I'll kiss you right away.
1 1. I don't know why you have to send a selfie every once in a while. I am really speechless. I want to send it every day. This is saving the world.
12. Good-looking means gentle, well-dressed and beautiful.
13, your shortcoming is too perfect to regret.
14, you are all right. The only drawback is that you are too conspicuous and easy to cause traffic accidents.
15, if I have your face value, I will walk sideways when I go out.
A short story about being handsome is very funny.
1, his skin is fair, with a touch of handsomeness in his facial features and a touch of gentleness in his handsomeness!
He is not only handsome in appearance, but also charming in every movement, posture and even voice.
The teenager is sitting under a blooming cherry tree, his hair is as light as jet, and the skin on his neck is as delicate as fine porcelain.
4. It is said that when I was born, a piece of auspicious clouds appeared in the northern sky, gradually drifting from far and near, and after drifting to the roof of my house, it became a word: handsome!
When I was at school, the teacher said the meaning of "handsome", which puzzled me. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.
6. The temperament he exudes is so complicated, like a mixture of various temperaments, but among those gentle and handsome, he has his own unique ethereal and handsome!
I went to the hospital today. When I passed the otolaryngology department, the doctor pulled me in for guardianship, left guardianship and right guardianship. Finally, the doctor wrote a big one on my medical record-handsome!
8, bad smile, even two thick eyebrows are soft ripples, as if always smiling, curved, like the bright first quarter moon in the night sky.
9. His dark eyes suddenly caught the bloodthirsty chill of the upper class, just like a fiend coming to earth. A pair of ice eyes easily penetrate people's hearts, pierce the weakest corner of my heart, and dance clothes.
10, the man's three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king. At this time, the evil and beautiful face is holding a dissolute and informal smile.
1 1, slender and straight figure, handsome and soft face exudes calm aristocratic temperament. Lonely figure shuttles through the campus, with slender bangs covering eyes, thick eyebrows, deep eyes, high nose and full of masculinity.
12, I'm actually not very handsome, but my sister next door gave me dichlorvos. My aunt upstairs took part in the Olympics for me. Walking in the street is afraid of puppies. I really want to ask, is it a crime to be handsome?
13. His skin is as beautiful as cherry blossoms in the yard, his eyes are like black agate, and his black hair has silky luster. Although his shirt is a bit shabby, it still looks like a prince on him.
14. His red face is shining like an apple ripe in September. His ears are white and red, his helix is distinct, and his outer ring is symmetrical, like a carved work of art.
15. Under the misty starlight, his lips are as beautiful as cherry blossoms and his skin is as delicate as porcelain. In the rocking chair, he quietly looked at the paper, as if it were a beautiful boy looking at the dead daffodils in Greek mythology.
16, his beautiful face, light blue shirt, thin plaid, loosely rolled around his wrist, simple and slightly gorgeous, and somewhat sexy, just like a prince who just threw away his evening dress after attending a luxurious banquet.
17, your eyes are deep as the sea, your nose is handsome, your lips are sexy, your facial features are handsome, and you have a healthy skin color of wheat, giving people a feeling of sunshine.
18, thick eyebrows slightly raised in resistance. Under the long curly eyelashes, there are a pair of clear eyes like morning dew, an English nose, pink lips like rose petals and fair skin.
19, he is wearing a white dress with fine silver patterns at the bottom and a big lotus pattern looming on the white dress. A white silk thread tied with more than half of dark blue hair hangs high behind the head, and the black eyes under the arch eyebrows are like indelible ink.
20. The cold and aloof eyes seem to have no focal length, the dark fundus is full of calm, the black hair is scattered in the ears, and the ear drill emits blue light. Handsome and amazing, with a cold breath around him.
How can you say that you are handsome?
1, thick eyebrows slightly raised in resistance. Under the long curly eyelashes, there are a pair of clear eyes like morning dew, an English nose, pink lips like rose petals and fair skin.
2. Ah ... what a beautiful and gentle boy ... Is this the so-called Your Highness? A breeze blew and his flaxen hair fluttered freely in the wind. His fair skin is like an egg that has just been shelled, his deep eyes are shining like black crystals, and his long eyelashes are drooping. ...
3, his skin is fair, with a touch of delicate facial features and a touch of gentleness! The temperament he exudes is so complicated, like a mixture of various temperaments, but among those gentle and handsome, he has his own unique ethereal and handsome!
4. A pair of clear eyes, as gentle as if dripping water, are sandwiched between a perfect and elegant face, and long and thin hair covers his smooth forehead and hangs over thick and slender eyelashes. Under a white skirt, there is delicate skin that no one can match.
5, bronzed skin, chiseled facial features, deep as Greek sculpture, black and deep ice eyes, wild and informal, evil and sexy. His three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king. At this time, the evil and beautiful face hung with a dissolute and informal smile.
6. Ah, what a beautiful and gentle boy. Is this the so-called royal highness? A breeze blew and his flaxen hair fluttered freely in the wind. His fair skin is like an egg that has just been shelled, his deep eyes twinkle like black crystals, and his long eyelashes hang down.
7, fair skin, a pair of dazzling black eyes that seem to be able to see through past lives, smile like a meniscus, and look like a cold star when you are in awe. The nose is straight, the lip color is crimson, if the feather falls when smiling, it is as sweet as sugar, and it is as cold as ice when silent. The profile of the side face is like a knife, angular but feminine, which is really exciting.
8. A man with purple hair knelt on the ground. That is a very beautiful man with long eyebrows and a body like Yushu. The white shirt on his upper body was slightly wet, and the thin sweat penetrated, which made his original excellent figure more exquisite. Long purple hair draped over a white neck is charming and moving. It is rare for a man to look like this.
9. Clear and bright pupils, curved arch eyebrows, long eyelashes quivering slightly, white and flawless skin showing faint pink, and thin lips as delicate as rose petals.
10, a pair of eyes are as clear as crystals immersed in water, but the corners of their eyes are slightly raised, which makes them look charming. Pure pupils and seductive eyes are wonderfully integrated into a very beautiful style, with thin lips and light color like water.
1 1, fair complexion, delicate facial features with a touch of handsome, handsome with a touch of gentleness! The temperament he exudes is so complicated, like a mixture of various temperaments, but among those gentle and handsome, he has his own unique ethereal and handsome!
12, he is at least 1.8 meters tall. A slightly tight black suit reveals his perfect figure. His flaxen hair is staggering, with a pair of clear and bright eyes, a straight nose, smooth skin, thin lips and lovely pink, delicate and beautiful facial features. ...
13, I saw his stalwart figure, bronzed complexion, clear and profound facial features, like Greek sculpture, dark and deep ice eyes, wild and informal, evil and sexy.
14, in the afternoon sun, there was no blush, and the delicate face only showed a morbid pallor, but it always showed a noble and elegant temperament, which matched his tall and slender figure very well.
15. Under the misty starlight, his lips are as beautiful as cherry blossoms and his skin is as delicate as porcelain. In the rocking chair, he quietly looked at the paper, as if it were a beautiful boy looking at the dead daffodils in Greek mythology.
16, he is not only handsome in appearance, but also full of charming charm in every move and even in his voice.
17, male, about twenty-seven or eight years old, with short hair. The neckline of the white shirt is slightly open, and the cuffs of the shirt are rolled into the middle of the arm, revealing wheat-colored skin, deep eyes, high nose and sexy lips. Especially after matching together, it is like God's wonderful workmanship.
18, cold and aloof eyes seem to have no focal length, the dark fundus is full of calm, black hair, scattered in the ear, and the ear drill emits blue light. Handsome and amazing, with a cold breath around him.
19, I'm actually not very handsome, but my sister next door gave me dichlorvos. My aunt upstairs took part in the Olympics for me. Walking in the street is afraid of puppies. I really want to ask, is it a crime to be handsome?
20, his beautiful face, light blue shirt, wrist loosely rolled, simple and slightly gorgeous, and somewhat sexy, just like a prince who just threw away his evening dress after attending a luxurious banquet.
2 1, yes, he really looks like Prince Charming today. A smiling face, even two heavy eyebrows, has soft ripples, as if smiling all the time, curved like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. White skin sets off pale pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, perfect face, especially the dazzling diamond earrings on his left ear, which adds a bit of unruly to his handsome and sunny appearance.
22. Your eyes are as deep as the sea, your nose is handsome, your lips are sexy, your facial features are handsome, and your skin color is as healthy as wheat, giving people a feeling of sunshine.
23. He is fair-skinned, with a touch of handsomeness in his facial features and a touch of gentleness in his handsomeness!
24. It is said that when I was born, there was a piece of auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.
25. At school, when the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome", I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.
Handsome talk.
1. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.
2, the long purple hair behind the white neck can be described as delicate and charming. It is rare for a man to look like this.
3, the most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~
4. Beautiful women are amazing. I love beauty. I am so handsome that I burst into laughter.
Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.
6. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September. ! If nothing else, it is because I am so handsome. ...
7. While waiting for oral surgery in the hospital, the nurse came and asked the doctor, "Is the anesthetic in the mouth or outside the mouth?" The doctor said, "Don't run away from your leg for the time being!" " "
8. It's really comfortable to see people who don't like me add trouble to their hearts.
9. If we are two parallel lines, there will never be an intersection, but one day the parallel lines will bend.
10, I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.
1 1. How can I be so handsome? I'm afraid that all men and boys will fall in love as soon as I go out.
12, I ran to Mount Everest and said loudly to the sky, "I'm not handsome!" " "Suddenly, there was thunder in the sky: a flash of lightning hit me! ! God said angrily, "if you lie again, I will chop you to death!" " ! !"
13, your appearance has broken through human imagination.
14, if you modestly say that you are not handsome, I am afraid that you will not be struck by lightning!
15, in love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money.
16, I failed in the exam again. My brother taught me: "You hide the test paper so that my parents don't know that you failed in the exam, so they won't beat you." I thought it was a good move, so I hid the test paper. Unexpectedly, when I went home and pretended to pull in my schoolbag for a long time, I didn't find the test paper. My dad said, "Keep the change. Your actions have provided me with the best reason to hit you!" " "
17, being handsome is not only the pain of men, but also the pain of women ... I have been lonely and old all my life ... because ... all mm feel that they are not worthy of me ... Handsome people never say that they are handsome, and handsome people take time to be handsome.
18, why? Let's talk about it Don't always call me handsome behind my back and say I look good. Are you bored? Like no one knows.
19, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.
20. I want to sleep all the time except when I sleep.
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