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The rookie plays ball, just saying.

The top draft pick, the world-famous favored son, the so-called rich second generation, all had the same identity when they first entered the NBA, that is, rookie. As a rookie who is likely to threaten the team status and playing time of the old players, he is naturally not liked by the players in the team. At this time, the rookie needs to be baptized in many ways to get the approval of the old fans, but don't think about resisting, because even if it is? Roaring Buddha? Wallace, in his rookie season, was beaten by a group of people for trying to rebel against the team boss. What kind of baptism does it take to be accepted by teammates? This is also an unwritten rule for newcomers who have just entered the NBA.

Although NBA players are also public figures, they can't take their assistants everywhere like entertainment stars, taking charge of carrying their own bags, luggage and buying snacks. And do some miscellaneous things. Some old players in the team, especially the core players, are naturally unwilling to do these things themselves in order to show their position in the team. Who should do these things? The answer is, of course, rookie players.

Even Yao Ming, the top scholar in that year, was no exception. He had hundreds of millions of supporters and a huge market behind him. In the rookie contract, such a scene was staged. Yao Ming, who sits on the bench, ties his shoes for the team's old birds. Fortunately, Francis, who regards Yao Ming as his brother, never asks Yao Ming to do what the rookie should do.

He was 32 years old when he joined the NBA. As a top defender in the international arena, Hultas is still a rookie in the NBA, even though you are famous all over the world. Since you are a rookie, you should do something that everyone agrees should be done. What Hurtas often does is to carry bags for his teammates.

In addition to carrying bags and tying shoelaces, novices have to run errands and buy food for old players. During their rookie season in Sun Yue, they often bought food for their teammates. After the Lakers lost to the Nuggets, Kobe pushed the pot of losing to Sun Yue, who didn't play for a minute. The reason is that Sun Yue spent too much time buying vegetables, which delayed the take-off of the plane and made the team not get enough rest time. But Sun Yue is also full of grievances and complaints. 33 hamburgers, 20 packets of French fries and 20 milkshakes. How many times do you think I have to eat it? ?

Kobe Bryant, who threw the pot to Sun Yue, also had his own rookie season. However, Kobe Bryant, who entered the Lakers as a high school player, was lucky because he was the youngest player in the Lakers at that time and was highly valued by the big boss West at that time. However, he bought beer for his teammates and coffee and doughnuts for the big boss on the away night.

Everyone thinks it's too easy to be accepted by the old players on the team by running errands with a bag on their back. In addition, the rookie has to endure the spoof of the old team members anytime and anywhere.

Playing ball on the court? Independent? Yang Shaoxia is also a player who dares to wander in the air to a certain extent, otherwise, he will be outnumbered in the Sun game. However, Yang Qi, who was still a rookie at that time, was not spoofed by the team bosses. The worst time was when team owner Arenas stole Niki Yang's car keys and took his car away. For Yang Qiqi at that time, that car was almost all he had.

Lillard, who has become a pioneer, also had a bad rookie period. At that time, Lillard, who had just entered the league, received a special gift from the owners of the team, a pink schoolbag with the pattern of kitty cat, and asked Lillard to carry this schoolbag full of girls' hearts as long as he was with the team, even when interviewed by the media. Not only Lillard, but also Griffin is taller and stronger than Billy Rudd.

If you think the pink schoolbag is not enough, don't worry, the old NBA bird also has an upgraded version of the pink schoolbag, which is a pink stroller. Can you imagine a big man with five big and three thick, pushing a pink stroller all day? That photo is simply unbearable to look straight at.

One of the most common pranks is to stuff a rookie racing car with popcorn. Brown, a rookie buck who just entered the league, was treated like this. I don't know whether he left the car unlocked or someone stole the car keys. When Damblanc finished training and was about to drive home, he found that his car was full of popcorn. Brother Xin, as the culprit, was very happy to appreciate his masterpiece and took a photo with it as a souvenir.

In addition to popcorn spoof, there are also the most common cars dressed as novices, but not as excessive as Arenas. What is this called? Van Real Jordan? Van Frith had a similar experience. His domineering car was pasted with colorful post-it notes by his teammates, which is called a large car toy. It is estimated that some imaginative friends can imagine the expression on Van Frith's face when he sees his car. It will take a long time to clean up these post-it notes.

When you are a follower and endure the spoof, you may not be accepted by the bosses in the team. Then you should congratulate this rookie. You need to pretend to be a grandson in the next period of time, and be ready to receive the education of the big brothers in the team at any time.

Pippen was like this in those days, and he was bullied badly by his teammates. Especially oakley, the gold medal thug beside Jordan at that time and the big brother in the team, not only often dragged Pippen around, but also often did not forget to slap Pippen. Although there are some joking factors, more reasons are to bully Pippen. Most novices will not go through this stage, otherwise it will be really cruel.