520 humorous comments posted on Moments

520 humorous remarks posted on Moments (150 selected sentences)

With the rapid development of social networks, more and more people are fond of posting remarks for sharing. The small blessings in your life that are worth remembering. Do you know what kind of words are special? The following are 520 humorous remarks I compiled in Moments. They are for reference only. I hope it can help everyone.

520 humorous comments on Moments 1

1. Whether there is a light bulb or not. It doesn’t matter whether you eat or not. The main thing is to observe love at a close distance.

2. There is a kind of sadness that says, I reply to you in seconds, but you reply to me in reincarnation.

3. Games can accompany me for a lifetime. If you can too, then I will no longer play games and only play with you.

4. I wish you all a happy holiday. Please give me the flowers to hold more firmly. If the rose branch touches me, I won’t be able to get up.

5. What the hell? Valentine’s Day holiday! For a single like me, this is an unlucky day.

6. Everyone says that I am single. It’s really funny. Aren’t we all the same? Who can have two bodies? Even Nezha, with three heads and six arms, is just one body!

7. Don’t wait to express your love. We don’t even have it on April Fool’s Day. We are still counting on 520. Just go to sleep.

8. There used to be a girl in my class who wrote my name in her notebook every day. I thought she liked me, but later I found out that she was a member of the disciplinary committee.

9. Among a group of students, there is always a god-like single who can answer all love questions.

10. Boring 520, those people are talking nonsense, talking nonsense, and tossing around. There is no such festival at all.

11. Let me announce that I just got my driver’s license today. Remember to be careful when you go out with your partner.

12. A good man sleeps with a woman repeatedly, and once he sleeps with her, he sleeps with her for a lifetime!

13. It doesn’t matter if no one gives you a 520 gift. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will say no.

14. Be mature, why don’t you spend Children’s Day with me?

15. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

16. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

17. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, but handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

18. Subject 4 clearly stipulates that spare tires cannot be used as normal tires.

19. No one will transfer money to you on Valentine's Day. You can ask me to transfer the money to me first, and then I will transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2%. Cooperate with changing the avatar and say sweet words to move you to death. That kind of thing, thank you! Just when you need me, I'm professional.

20. Valentine’s Day is next week, but you have no partner, no partner, no partner.

21. If someone asks you who your partner is, just say it’s me, and I’ll take the blame.

22. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of lovers, and you are the only single one.

23. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I say what’s so big about this, I’ve been single since I was born.

24. In an avalanche, no snowflake is innocent. In the same way, none of you single women are innocent.

25. I am not afraid of spending 520 alone, but I am afraid of spending it with someone else.

26. Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. Don’t ask me why I’m single. It’s against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals.

27. 520 rents me out, playing the role of your girlfriend who is in a cold war with you. I don’t answer calls or reply to messages.

28. This is the most popular scam at present. To seduce you and strike up a conversation with her, she will have the opportunity to get to know you, then fall in love with you, trick you into getting married, and let you walk into the grave of love. Don’t Fooled brother.

29. Valentine’s Day is celebrated by myself, 520 is celebrated by myself, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam by myself.

30. Other people’s fairy tales are always romantic, but my fairy tales are always bleak.

31. As long as you are with your beloved husband, it is 520 every day. No matter it is May 20th or not, being together is the most true!

32. I can’t fall in love. If I’m with you, what will other boys do?

33. The one who will marry me in the future, Valentine’s Day is coming on 520, please do less sorry things to me.

34. I would like to recommend a must-see movie for you on Valentine's Day. The love between men and women is great, and the storyline is warm and romantic. This movie is called "Gone Girl". Finally, I wish you all a happy holiday.

35. Someone asked me to celebrate Valentine’s Day. I decisively refused. On such days, you have to enjoy solitude alone to be unique.

36. Don’t be so sad. You are not the only boy who can’t get me.

37.520 Don’t you even have anyone to transfer money to? Don’t be sad! You can also forward it to me! I won't allow you to lose to anyone!

38. Forgot to report, I started falling in love yesterday! I really like a brother I’ve known for a long time. I don’t have any negative words from now on, only sweet words. He is also very considerate of me. How happy I am. As for why I suddenly have a boyfriend? Because I copied everything of.

39. Don’t be too competitive as a person, just be yourself. If you have to compare, then compare who got up early.

40. It’s good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

41. We have to wait until a long time has passed, and we have to wait until there is no retreat, and then we realize that the things we have given up with our own hands will never be encountered again in the days to come.

42. Most of the time, it is not work that consumes your energy, but the people you meet at work. The work itself is not tiring, balancing emotions is the most tiring.

43. Later, I realized that a glass of wine could solve the problem, so I no longer wanted to waste my tears. It's so uncomfortable to fall in love with someone who doesn't belong to you, and even being jealous is unjustifiable.

44. The biggest regret is that I can’t even explain my departure face to face. Maybe a hug can solve the problem, but in the end it becomes a stranger without any explanation.

45. To be truly mentally strong is to live in your own world, rather than in the eyes and mouths of others. You have to rely on yourself to deal with others, and it’s up to others to make comments behind your back. Life is nothing more than making others laugh, and then letting others laugh at you.

46. This world is not perfect, even a little cruel. You can't decide whether what you encounter on the next journey is good or bad, but you can decide your attitude towards them.

47. Is there a person who once occupied your entire life, and now it feels awkward to even say hello to them?

48. Later, I learned to chat to death, deliberately not understanding any code words, seeing through all the tricks, and losing interest in everyone.

49. Is there a person that you can’t help but look at the other person’s space, even if there is nothing going on?

50. The night is getting deeper and deeper, and your heart is slowly growing. The ground is settling, and I feel more and more lonely, just like standing on the railway track and looking at the long, endless loneliness.

51. I thought I could pretend not to hear or watch Valentine’s Day, and everything would stop silently in the year when you stayed with me unchanged.

52. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you, I wouldn’t be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn’t lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn’t be in pain. It would be great if I could stop loving you.

53. Sometimes people are pitiful. They don’t get the ones they like, and they don’t cherish what they get. They are doubtful about being together, miss the loss, want to see each other nostalgicly, and hate to see each other too late. My whole life is full of regrets.

54. Do you know what it feels like to miss someone? It’s like drinking a large glass of ice water alone and then turning into tears. My heart aches and you are the only antidote.

55. The most worrying thing is that you clearly know my thoughts and don’t accept or refuse, so you just let me linger like this, wanting to leave but reluctant to leave.

56. I will not keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just like I will not chew the spit out again.

57. People live for themselves. Don’t let everyone understand you, and don’t force everything to go your way. Don’t embarrass yourself, don’t always be at odds with yourself, do what you should do with your heart. Don't care too much about other people's evaluations. Everyone has their own way of living.

58. Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wounds; happiness is just to give happiness a reason to exist.

59. We all want a love that can lead to marriage just by holding hands, but we live in an era where even having sex has no results. For a man, the most powerless thing is to meet the girl he most wants to take care of for the rest of his life at an age when he has the least material ability. For a woman, the most regrettable thing is to meet the girl who cannot wait for her at her best age. The one who got up.

60. Those who love you will not leave because of your neglect, and those who want to leave will not stop because of your retention.

61. Let me go back to my life before I met you. It can’t be said to be easy or happy, but it sounds good. At least I won’t be sad because of you.

62. Thinking of you every bit, my heart begins to hurt so much that I can’t breathe again, and the tears can’t stop flowing down.

63. I am reluctant to hurt others and always forgive with a smile; I don’t care about feeling sorry for myself and always support with tears. Some feelings can only be handed over to the heart and rubbed into tears; some feelings can only be kept on the lips and hidden in the heart.

64. In this world, there are too many people who smile at you, but there are too few people who truly tolerate you and tolerate everything about you. Too much of the time, we are all alone. We must remember that it is ourselves who can ultimately heal ourselves.

65. No matter how beautiful you are, if you don’t keep your promise, it will be in vain; no matter how strong the friendship is, if you don’t know how to cherish it, it will be in vain. Life is brought together by fate, warmed by love, and separated by not cherishing it. Trust or not depends on one's thoughts. Live your life. People who understand you don’t need to explain; people who don’t understand you, why bother explaining!

66. I have never been a person who is good at saying goodbye. I stopped talking for a long time. I don’t know how to use force, and I don’t know what to say to save the ending of the story, so I still use silence after all. Passed by in one stroke. It feels like no matter what I say, it will be of no use, because I know very well in my heart that it’s not that you really won’t leave if I don’t say goodbye.

67. No matter how hot the water is, it will still get cold, no matter how full the enthusiasm is, it will still fade away, and no matter how much you love, the person you love will leave, so you have to be good and grow up. If you don’t open your mouth, the future will be long. Get used to leaving and letting the tea cool down.

68. This road is bright and clear, and the traffic is gone. But he just kept my sadness. That month, like Chang'e's gaze, fixed the floating clouds. But I was forced to get up and wander around. Just turn around.

69. If giving up was really that easy, who would choose to persist? Everyone may understand the reason, but how can someone let go of someone they really like so easily?

70. There are many things in this world that cannot be explained, such as sudden loss, inexplicable loneliness, unexplained loneliness, and your sudden departure. 520 Humorous Comments on Moments 2

1. My softness and sweetness are only visible to you

2. I really like you very much with my mouth and my heart

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3. You should be a dream, and I should be a gust of wind.

4. May you grow old so that I can understand my heart.

5. I don’t care about humans tonight, I just want you.

6. If you like this kind of thing, it will come out of your eyes if you cover your mouth

7. The moon in the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart

8 , I am really lucky to have met you

9. I still like you very much, like the wind that has traveled eight thousand miles without asking about the date of return.

10. There is a fire in everyone's heart, and people passing by only see smoke.

11. I like the stars in your eyes when you look at me

12. Being liked by you is a great happiness

13. You are so beautiful because of you There is me in your eyes

14. The saddest thing is to recall the past happiness in pain.

15. Every day without dancing is a failure of life.

16. Thousands of troops, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are all a matter of time and heroes. I am only responsible for loving you.

17. Eat with me or chat with me, chat with me or sleep with me, sleep with me or eat with me. The point is, stay with me.

18. Thinking of you happens day and night. You appear in the cracks of files, in the flickering screen, and in the corner of the tea room.

19. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves where I used to hide with you.

20. I’m so happy that you can act like a child in front of me 520 humorous comments on WeChat Moments 3

1. My soul is not empty, but there is always one in my heart Empty location. No one can use it because it's yours.

2. Meeting you is a miracle! I have no regrets about falling in love with you. Meeting you is the beginning of my life's concern and concern forever. I hope this love will last forever.

3. 520, I want to tell you: love is fate, love is touching, love is habit, love is tolerance, love is sacrifice, love is understanding, love is a lifelong commitment!

4. Because of love, the spirit of love gave me wings, so I want to fly, I want to fly to your side immediately, and be by your side watching you and protecting you all the time.

5. 520! I love you! A hundred years of life is too short, and Noah's Ark is too far away. Walking on the road of love is so lingering, but life is still too short. 520! I love you! I will devote my whole life to accompany you: I love you!

6. The wind is gentle and the clouds are light, and the thoughts are sweet and spread in my heart; the mountains are high and the roads are far, my concerns are endless, and I quietly make a wish. On 520 Confession Day, may my wish come true and stay with you forever.

7. Today is May 20th, and I want to send you 9 words: "No, far, one, change, love, me, life, forever, you." Can you form a complete sentence and send it back to me? 520, I love you.

8. In the desert, you are the boundless spring scenery; in the wind and snow, you are the bright sun; in the busy city, you are the green mountains and beautiful waters; you are the prosperity and auspiciousness.

9. If time is a repeated love, I will love you for a lifetime. If time is a true love, I will love you for a lifetime. Time passes in my world, and my heart beats wildly when I love you. More than that, 520, I love you!

10. If I love you, I must give you my heart completely. Every piece of land belongs to you; if I love you, I will always follow your footsteps, step by step and never be separated for a moment; love I care about you all the time, whether during the day or in my dreams. 520 I love you, you are everything to me, I want to be with you forever!

11. The time flies by, I only care about you; surrounded by the boundless sea of ??people, I only care about you; life has ups and downs, I only care about you; life is ever-changing, I only care about you. 520 I love you, except for you, I can't feel the slightest affection! May we be together for a lifetime until we grow old together!

12. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to the autumn water, there is a kind of hope called waiting for a lifetime, there is a kind of promise called forever, there is a kind of lover who can grow old together, there is someone who has been waiting for you, there are three words that I have always wanted to say to you: I love you!

13. I miss you all the time, I want to see you day and night, I cherish my fate and pursue you, I come to you through thick and thin, I shed sweat and tears without complaining about you; I am willing to do it for you, I need you on the road of love; I will protect you all my life, 520 I love you, and I will love you forever!

14. The orioles sing, but the romance of love is not enough; the flowers are blooming brilliantly, but they cannot cover the beauty of love; thousands of words cannot describe the tenderness of love; the true love is endless, and I cannot express my longing. . 520. My dear, my love for you will never change.

15. 520, I love you, I will protect your safety; I will get rid of your troubles; I will satisfy your joy; I am most concerned about your warmth and warmth; I will convey your love, Sending blessings and wishing you good luck and good luck.

16. Say I love you: the warm spring breeze carries the chirping of birds and the fragrance of flowers, and willows fly; the summer sun is lush and lush like fire, and the hall is full of lotuses; the autumn air is crisp and full of fruits, and the fragrance of cinnamon is fragrant; in winter, the snow is covered with red makeup, and the plum blossoms bloom. 520 I love you, love is like the four seasons, forever and ever!

17. A word of love makes the face glow with clouds; a feeling of love makes the wet mist cover the blue tiles; looking at each other with tenderness makes the crescent moon in the sky shameful; leaning against each other, the blue hair is dyed white.

520 Love You Day, may happiness stay with you and love embrace you to the end of the world.

18. Missing you stupidly, knotting in my heart; recalling stupidly, staying in the season of acquaintance; your shadow has become the protagonist in my eyes; 520 Love You Day, my greetings are Expectation, but also concern, I hope you will be happier every day.

19. The breeze blows the green silk ribbon, and the sunset pursues the setting sun. I can’t stop my heartbeat, because you smile at me, the surrounding becomes quiet, I pray silently, let life become Even more wonderful, let you become the pride of my life. I love you day, I love you a little more every day.

20. Cultivate a piece of soil, plant a tree of happiness for you with my own hands, pave a road, plant flowers of happiness on both sides, outline a blueprint, full of sweetness, tell a romance, everything is It’s me who loves you, 520 I love you, love you all my life, and pamper you all my life!

21. Romantic poems are only recited for you, sweet music is only interpreted for you, touching love words are only told for you, sincere love is only waiting for you, 520 I love you, I love you , wishing to create a lifetime of happiness for you!

22. I don’t need words to love you. I let my thoughts float in the sky, your figure drifts in my dreams, and my caring thoughts are entangled with sweetness. Even if I wait for you for a century, I will still stand where I am. , love you as always!

23. There is a job with no salary, no holidays, no layoff, no retirement, working 24 hours a day, and it is my favorite job. Do you know what it is? Yes , that is loving you.

24. In the desert, you are the boundless spring scenery; in the wind and snow, you are the bright sun; in the busy city, you are the green mountains and beautiful waters; in the deserted village, you are the prosperity and auspiciousness. 520 My Love Day, baby, I love you!

25. Because of you, my heart is in full bloom, and every blossom is filled with happiness. Because of you, my eyes are full of smiles, and everything is full of affection. Because of you, my life is full of sunshine. Everything is sweet, 520 I love you, I love you so much, and I am willing to work with you to grow old!

26. The warm care makes you feel cordial; the deep love lingers in your heart; the deep attachment makes you feel strong and loving; you stay together like crazy and never give up; trickling by True love flows freely; true vows resound through the sky: 520 I love you, I love you to the core!

27. After some setbacks, I gained some insights. Save money on business and gain moral integrity. Learn to give in and get some advantages. Increase your enjoyment and decrease your blessings. Less luxury, less guilt. Add a touch of thoughtfulness and a touch of friendship. 520 I Love You Day, I wish you more happiness and more success.

28. Love is a word, and it is more unforgettable than a thousand words; love is a feeling, and there is no need for sweet words when the heart is connected; love is a lifetime, staying together for a long time without any sweet words; love is a lifetime concern, supporting each other. Ignore the rumors. 520, I love you, dear, I hope you are happy every day.

29. Love is happiness, love is sunshine, love covers up a touch of sadness in the heart; love is sweetness, love is hope, love gives us the strength to move forward; love is care, love is consideration, love is for us Protects against rain, snow, wind and frost. 520 I love you, loving you is a magical force.

30. Love is considerate, not quarreling over trivial matters, not trying to be ambitious; love is responsibility, not yielding to difficulties, not changing due to poverty; love is dedication, not afraid of swords, mountains, fires, or stormy seas! 520 I love you, loving you is my lifelong commitment!

31. Looking at you, my eyes are filled with happiness, thinking of you, my heart is filled with sweetness, embracing you, my face is filled with wishes, guarding you, my heart is filled with joy, 520 I love you , my heart is filled to the brim with you, I love you so much and am willing to accompany you until you grow old!

32. The sky that loves you rains happiness, the land that loves you blooms with flowers of happiness, the tree that loves you hangs happy willows, the water that loves you blooms with waves of happiness, and the birds that love you sing Happy song. 520, friends who love you send blessings and wish you happiness!

33. 520 I love you, WeChat represents my heart, every word is infatuated, and the punctuation marks contain love. I will only be devoted to you in this life, my love is true and sincere, and I hope to win your heart from now on. Let's work together and be happy forever!

34. Infatuation is a crime, happiness is your position, my gaze follows you, my eyes are purer, my passion never fades, my food is more delicious, I feel drunk when I see you, you give me your soul, and I feel refreshed immediately. Times, as long as you stay with me, I will never regret it in this life.

520I love you forever.

35. Firewood, rice, oil and salt are ordinary, but the sweetness cannot be faded; the flowers bloom and fall, the face fades, but the vows never change; time flies by, and the timeless love is love; 520 Confession Day , I swear: I love you forever!

36. Love can only be beautiful when spoken, but there is no sweetness waiting for it; love can only be beautiful when done, but there is no glory waiting for it; love can only be unswerving when it comes out, but it cannot last forever. . 520, love you forever.

37. Looking at you every day is a kind of enjoyment; looking at you all the time is a kind of happiness; thinking of you all the time is a kind of longing; guarding you every moment is a kind of happiness. ; Staying with you every second is a kind of sweetness; loving you loudly is a kind of confession: 520 I love you!

38. The sea of ??my heart that loves you is like the rapid waves crashing on the shore, and the waves are turning over the sky; the mood that I love you is like thousands of threads, gentle and lingering; the mind that I love you is like the pleasant spring scenery, Warm and splendid; 520 My love for you is like wind and rain, stretching and lasting!

39. I am a cloud, sending my love to the bright moon. Love lasts forever, and feelings compose poems and books. Your heart is just like mine, and I can't stop missing you. Stay with each other day by day, stay with each other year by year, our hearts are as one, and our heads are never separated.

40. Falling in love with you is my destiny, and we hold hands every year. Falling in love with you is my blessing, day and night we will grow old together. Falling in love with you is my joy, and I have no worries every second. I love you day by day, let my love last forever.

41. When the flowers fade, I let the clouds decorate your dreams; when it gets dark, I let the fireflies light up your heart; when the leaves fall, I let the spring squeeze away your loss; thank you for letting me. I appear in your life, 520 Confession Day, I love you forever!

42. The most romantic power in the world is to never leave; the gentlest power is to be single-minded; the greatest power is to have no regrets; the happiest power is to last a lifetime. 520 I love you. The happiest power in the world is to love you until I grow old.

43. Loving you all my life is my vow. The sonorous force will never change. We care for each other and consider each other. I give you understanding and you give me tenderness. My dear lover, it is you who give me hope. With my strength, I want to say to you that I will love you until the sea is gone.

44. There are no flowers and diamond rings, there is just a sincere love; there are no sweet words, there are just lifelong promises; there are no cars and villas, there are just love for you without hesitation. 520, baby, I love you!

45. The moonlight is soft, spreading romantic feelings; the starlight is shining, pleasing the longing in the heart; thinking about it in the heart, it is hard to let go of the sweet lingering; sending a WeChat message conveys the true love: the sky can learn from it, The sun and the moon can express, 520 I love you forever!

46. "True love" is invincible, allowing us to be together forever; "crazy love" is selfless, making you and I understand each other forever; "deep love" is speechless, attracting the envy of all the ducks in the water; "favorite" "It's you, I care about your happiness; I love you endlessly. With love, there is no distance!" 520, loving you is what I am saying, loving you is what I have always done!

47. For you, I deleted distracting thoughts, loaded thoughts, pasted thoughts, copied concerns, filled them with obsessions, and filled them with concerns; 520 I love you and have become my happiest. I miss you, protecting you has become my most longing wish, and accompanying you has become my unchanging vow throughout my life!

48, ??520 also known as I love you! It is said that praying to Buddha for your wishes on May 20th will be extremely effective. I closed my eyes devoutly, turned my rosary in my hand, and prayed silently in my heart: May the people who read WeChat be happy forever.

49. Because I fell in love with you, I deleted distracting thoughts, added thoughts, pasted thoughts, copied thoughts again, filled them with obsessions, and finally filled them with thoughts. "520 I love you" - has become the most annoying thing in my life! I wish you happiness forever, my dear!

50. I don’t have the ability to “work with both feet”; I don’t have the ability to “work around the clock”; I don’t have the hobby to “look for flowers and ask willows”; I don’t have the leisure time to “play with flowers”. 520 I love you, loving you is my state: I will love you forever and ever!

51. If the world only has ten minutes left, I will recall the ups and downs we have gone through with you; if the world has only three minutes left, I will kiss you; if the world has only one minute left, I will say 60 times i love you.

520, I love you!

52, 520, I wish you happiness! I fell in love with you at first sight, I locked onto you without saying a word, I was lucky enough to chase you for three lives, I fell in love with you every day for four seasons, I miss you all the time. My dear, how could I not have you in my life?

53. If the result of acquaintance is destined to be tears, let me enjoy this cruel beauty alone. If the result of falling in love is exhaustion, I would rather be scarred. , 520 I love you, please believe that loving you is my willing intoxication.

54. If love is busy, I would like to be "your top"; if love is a bankbook, I would like to be "your bank"; if love is happiness, I would like to be "your pistachio" "; If love is a rose, I would like to be "your rose garden". 520I love you! Love to the end and never regret!

55. True love flows in every moment, just for you; true love surges all the time, just for you; true meaning sprouts all the time, just for you; true heart beats, just for you. You are lovesick. 520 I love you forever!

56. I miss you all the time, I want to see you day and night, I cherish my fate and pursue you, I come to you through thick and thin, I shed sweat and tears without complaining about you; I am willing to do it for you, I need you on the road of love; I will protect you all my life, 520 I love you, and I will love you forever!

57. There is a kind of love called "depending on each other in life and death", there is a kind of pursuit called "unswerving determination", there is a kind of feeling called "heart to heart", there is a kind of lover called "confidante"! 520 I love you, I love you from the bottom of my heart, I keep shouting "I love you"!

58. Today, 520, my love for you is set at a coordinate: 5 degrees east longitude, 20 degrees north latitude, which makes up 520 degrees; my love for you is set at a temperature: 100 degrees Fahrenheit; my love for you , set a tolerance: how big my heart is, how much I love you.

59. I love you only once, that is for this lifetime; I love you only for a moment, that is for a lifetime; I love you only one way, that is destiny. Today is May 20th, I still love you!

60. It’s 520 again, and the spring breeze relieves the customs. This heart is like the bright moon, following the tide every night. I love you no matter how far or near I am, and I miss you regardless of the weather. The heaven and earth are eternal, and time and space are ever-changing. With you there is scenery, with you there is warmth.