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Common sentences in urgent need of professional basketball explanation

Dunk dunk

Bank shot to wipe cricket.

Double-pump pull rod blasting

Fading shot jumper

have a hook shot

high jumper

Layup with the ball

Distance shooting in perimeter shooting

Fixed point shooting

three-point shot

Auxiliary auxiliary

Block shots and resist attacks.

Defensive rebound. Defensive rebound.

shooting percentage

Hit the ball with a shot

Percentage of free throws

Free throw

Offensive rebound

Rebound rebound

Score score

Steal a copy

Three-point shooting percentage

Turnover error

Stop the foul. Stop the foul.

Buzzer buzzer

(Take the ball) Charge, foul, hit someone (foul)

Dead ball dead ball

The defensive basket interferes with the defensive side and the shooting score.

The delay of the game hindered the normal progress of the game.

Disqualification is a crime. Leave the scene.

double dribble

Be expelled from the field.

Elbow abduction

The expiration time has passed.

First half

The first stage of the first quarter

flagrant foul

Foul. Foul

Be sent off the field.

Foul trouble is about to leave the game

Full-time timeout (100 second) suspended.

The goal keeper interfered with the goal score.

Hand check the foul action of pushing the opponent's offensive player with the palm of his hand.

Hold the ball, hold the ball

Illegal defense

Illegal attack and violation

Jump for the ball, jump.

Neither side committed a foul while holding the ball.

The offensive basket interferes with the attacker and interferes with the shooting score.

The foul ball is out of bounds.

Overtime overtime

Referee, referee, referee

The second half

The violation of shooting timing violates the requirement of shooting within 24 seconds.

Substitute

Pause to stop playing.

technical foul

The attacker violated 10 for ten seconds.

Three seconds. Three seconds.

Fight with a fist

Throw the serve into the court.

Take a walk/walk

20 seconds timeout, only 20 seconds pause.

Back door cut tactics from the baseline on both sides to the basket

Blocking the opposing players makes it difficult for them to grab the basketball.

interrupt

Double-team: Two defenders double-team the attacker.

The attacker dribbled for the rest of the game.

Fast break, fast break.

Foul tactics

Passing and passing (attacking players' passing and chopping tactics)

As a position (basket) jockey

One-on-one defender, man-to-man defense

Pick-and-roll (blocking tactics of attacking players)

Low position play (offensive player who takes the ball back to the basket) one person eats the opponent's defense.

Player's tactics

The trio doubled their attackers with three defenders.

zone defence

1。 I think it's timely for the coach of the backward team to call this timeout. The coach's pause is to solve two problems: the first is how to catch up with the score, and the second is how to stop the opponent from scoring. (Very well said, can't catch any flaw)

2。 I don't think watching the game between Mavericks and Grizzlies will arouse much interest. We are not familiar with calves and grizzlies. They are neither a super-class team nor a first-class team. They are at best between first-class and second-class. (China fans are not familiar with the Rockets, a super-class team. Why does CCTV stop broadcasting the Rockets game? )

3. In the last All-Star Game, Master Sun went to the live game: "Damn, XX jumped so high." Please, fans all over the country are watching the game. Be gentle.

4。 Staples Stadium can hold 19000 people ... )

5. In a game of Timberwolves, Sun stared at the screen: "It seems that Garnett is playing again." Let's look at "it doesn't seem to have gone up, but it seems to have gone up again." Yes, it must be. " . I think so. . . "(is it open or not? )

6. I don't think Noske's shooting is very good either, but if you dare to give him the ball, he will dare to throw it, and if he throws it, he can still score, with a good hit rate. (Actually, Noske is a good marksman. Why not? )

7. A game between Spurs and Cavaliers. In the last few minutes, the Spurs took a big lead. Master Sun: "Cavaliers have become garbage players one after another." (garbage time, right? Garbage can earn more than you. )

8。 In a heat game, the players of XX team were covered by Mourning, and Master Sun's layup was covered by the teenagers of the heat and flew out of the court. (Ai is really a teenager, not yet 50)

9. During the time-out, the camera swept across the field, and Master Sun didn't even know him. On one occasion, he spent too much time in the former grizzlies coach. Because the coach is old, he is definitely not a player. Master Sun said, "This is a native American movie star." I don't know you don't know you don't know if you keep telling me.

10. "Anderson played 15 seasons in the NBA, and this year he is 3 1 year old." (/kloc-entered the nba at the age of 0/6. Why don't I know? )

1 1. Oops! How can this ball be played like this? No brains on the court? Don't wait until the 24-second timeout (just look at the time! )

12. "Grizzly bears make mistakes again and again! Alas! Look at this ball! Huh? Did you get in This goal is a fluke, this ball can't be kicked like this ... "(It seems that Master Sun can be a grizzly bear coach)

13. "Give it to Yao, give it quickly, why not!" Yao made a mistake when his teammate handed him the ball. "Oh, yes, huh?"? You see, when you should give it, don't give it ... This is another mistake and give it back to others. " (It was all the nonsense of the master that scared Yao Ming into making a mistake. )

14. "Because the Spurs won two games and the Pistons won two more, it can be said that the game is 2-2." (nonsense, we all know)

15. "Barry dodged the gap and then Barry made a layup." (I learned the Monkey King's parting)

16. James of the Raptors scored 30 points. "Even a defender scored 30 points, which is amazing!" (It seems that the defender can't score goals indiscriminately)

17. "Due to historical reasons, we are all versatile broadcasters. Now there are more than a dozen announcers in the broadcasting group, and the division of labor is clear. I am mainly responsible for: National Football League A, League A and League B, domestic basketball and NBA basketball. I like them all. " (I have many hobbies)

18. "Today is the seventh game of the finals and the last game of this year's finals" (there may be an eighth game? Nonsense n more)

19. At the last minute of the Bulls and Jazz Finals, the Bulls led by one point, and Master Sun began to count down: "59, 58, 57, .... . . . . "(How time flies! )

20. "Hamilton made seven mistakes because of his leg injury in the last game, more than the whole team combined 1 time!" (A bit like Master Han's 6-for-9 shot)

2 1. In the supersonic game, a center missed the free throw. Teacher Sun immediately said: This player is very tall, but his skills are not so good. (vomiting blood! Does height have anything to do with skill? )

22. At a Rockets game, Mr. Sun had nothing to say about the internal unity of the team, saying that Yao Ming: When the Rockets had an argument with other teams, Yao Ming usually spoke for his teammates. (coma! Don't speak for your teammates, don't speak for your enemies? )

22. There is a rocket against the supersonic speed, and the supersonic speed lags behind by a big score and enters garbage time. Sun Zhengping: "The Sonics put down their mental burdens and performed much better than before. He thinks that the United States is engaged in the Cultural Revolution. )

23. timberwolves vs bulls:

Sun: This 1 number ... (No.7 Ben Gordon just scored, so take 7 as 1).

Wang: This is.

Sun: 1 is their point guard XXX( 1 is not on the court at all).

24. Garnett has been selected for the All-Star Team many times, won the MVP, ... and appeared in the All-Star Game, ... (Since he was selected for the All-Star Team, he will certainly appear in the All-Star Game)

25. Rockets hit warriors. There are 1 more minutes left in the first quarter. Master Sun suddenly said, "Ah, McGrady didn't seem to play today." (McGrady is injured and absent)

26. Rockets vs Nuggets: Sun: Just now McGrady wasn't here, and the Rockets played very smoothly (it was McGrady who fouled just now).

soon

See McGrady: Oh, McGrady is on the stage. (Always present, Uncle Sun)

27. It's still Rockets versus Nuggets. According to the technical statistics: Yao Ming's three-pointer .............................. (five seconds later, talking to Teacher Zhang) Oh, not yet.

Zhang: Who will defend Anthony?

Sun: Howard, right?

Zhang: Howard plays forward.

Sun: That's McGrady, isn't it?

Sun: OK, Rockets No.44 brunson rick, who was abandoned by Seattle, went on stage (Lao Zhang was speechless and didn't dare to say it was Hayes until Hayes fouled ...).

28. Sun: This is buckner's free throw (the camera is aimed at Andre Miller's face for a long time, which is obviously his free throw. This time, Lao Zhang is determined not to speak.