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Gu said

Because before the Monkey King entered the Dragon Palace, he boasted to himself that I was a natural saint of Huaguoshan. So the Dragon King of the East China Sea thought that the Jade Emperor sent the Monkey King down to supervise him. Unexpectedly, the Monkey King could find a satisfactory weapon. He heard from his monkeys and grandchildren that there was a powerful weapon in the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, so he went at once. The Dragon King of the East China Sea was surprised when he saw the Monkey King. Why did the Monkey King come to me? Are you here to supervise my work?

At this time, the dragon king didn't know what to do, so he quickly invited the fairy to come in. First, the Monkey King was invited to a table for tea, and he also said a lot of kind words. At that time, the Dragon King just wanted to get detailed information about the Monkey King. The dragon king quickly asked, "When did the immortal get the Tao and what spell did he get?" The Monkey King said, "After I was born, I became a monk and practiced, and I got an immortal body." Recently, I taught my children and grandchildren to guard the cave, without weapons. Seeing this, the Dragon King could not refuse, but he knew the purpose of his coming here.

The Dragon King watched the Monkey King fiddling with weapons, and at first he thought of taking a knife and sending it away! Then he sent his troops and took a lot of weapons out to try, but they didn't follow the Monkey King's heart and felt too light. Later, I saw that the Monkey King's martial arts were extraordinary. First, he was "scared" and then "scared at once". Finally, in desperation, I gave him the anchor needle.

Then he went to the jade emperor to tell on him and get justice. At first, the Dragon King thought this product was a senior official and wanted to curry favor with it, so he was very polite. Later, I learned that this product was not an official, but the kung fu was so good that the Dragon King was not to be taunted. My king will satisfy you first, and then he will find a big one to punish you.